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Quotes: Narcissist
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am!
'The Lion King, "Be Prepared"

I wish I wasn't such a narcissist
I wish I didn't really kiss
The mirror when I'm on my own
Oh God, I'm going to die alone
Marina And The Diamonds, "Teen Idle"

You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
Carly Simon, "You're So Vain"

Lorne (to Angel): C'mon, Gorgeous, you can stare at yourself in my grandmother's glass eye.
Angel

Megatron: ...yeeesss.
Blacharachnia: Why do you always talk to yourself?
Megatron: I simply have a penchant for intelligent conversation.

Britta: You're a textbook narcissist.
Jeff: Please. I'm an exceptional narcissist.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: [surprises Leela in bed] How about I help you finish that dream you were having about me?
Leela: Okay. I was just at this part. Yaaa! [punches Zapp in the face]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Uh, let's try that a little lower and a lot softer.

Snape: My Lord, you have performed extraordinary magic with that wand.
Lord Voldemort: No, I have performed my usual magic. I am extraordinary but this wand resists me.

"I noticed that... your eyes are like mirrors, which makes them doubly pleasing to me. It allows me to admire my reflection without need for a looking glass."

Cat: So I'm the object of my own desires?
Shapeshifter!Cat: Is there anyone more deserving?

Rita: Not to give you a big head, but I kinda missed you.
Loveless: Well isn't that a coincidence. I kinda missed me too!

"For the most part people are not curious except about themselves."
John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent

"HHH brought a casket to ringside. Inside the coffin was everyone’s favorite CPR dummy turned pro wrestling character, Katie Vick... He then brought her into the ring, and did the worst ventriliquist act in the history of man. Somewhere, Sherri Lewis was rolling over in her grave. As if this wasn’t horrendous enough, “Katie” had to compliment HHH on being a stud and talk about Kane’s genital ineptitude. You know, if you need to have a MANNEQUIN, voiced by YOURSELF, put over your bedroom prowess, you just MIGHT have an ego problem."

Rubber Soul: I'm Rubber Soul!
(Rubber Soul reveals himself.)
Rubber Soul: And this is my real identity, Rubber Soul, Mr. Damn Handsome.
Jotaro: (thinking) What's with this guy? He's annoying.
Rubber Soul: Huh? What was that? There's something on my face? What is it? Huh? Handsome? Hehaha! Handsome on my face. Huhuhuhu! Seriously?! Oh man! Hahaha, Handsome on it, oh man! Can wash that off. Nah, no way, it's Handsome after a...
Jotaro: ORA!
(Star Platinum decks Rubber Soul in the face.)
Jotaro: You're pretty damn irritating!
(Star Platinum pummels Rubber Soul some more.)

"How was that? Perfect, like me?"
Rouge the Bat when she gets an A-rank in Sonic Adventure 2

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