Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am!
I wish I wasn't such a narcissist
I wish I didn't really kiss
The mirror when I'm on my own
Oh God, I'm going to die alone
(to Angel): C'mon, Gorgeous, you can stare at yourself in my grandmother's glass eye.
Blacharachnia: Why do you always talk to yourself?
: I simply have a penchant for intelligent
Britta: You're a textbook narcissist.
: Please. I'm an exceptional
Captain Zapp Brannigan: [surprises Leela in bed] How about I help you finish that dream you were having about me?
Leela: Okay. I was just at this part. Yaaa! [punches Zapp in the face]
Captain Zapp Brannigan
: Uh, let's try that a little lower and a lot softer.
Snape: My Lord, you have performed extraordinary magic with that wand.
: No, I have performed my usual magic. I am extraordinary but this wand resists me.
"I noticed that... your eyes are like mirrors, which makes them doubly pleasing to me. It allows me to admire my reflection without need for a looking glass."
Cat: So I'm the object of my own desires?
Is there anyone more deserving?
Rita: Not to give you a big head, but I kinda missed you.
Well isn't that a coincidence. I kinda missed me too!
"For the most part people are not curious except about themselves."
“The main condition for the achievement of love is the overcoming of one's narcissism. The narcissistic orientation is one in which one experiences as real only that which exists within oneself, while the phenomena in the outside world have no reality in themselves, but are experienced only from the viewpoint of their being useful or dangerous to one.”
—Erich Fromm, The Art of Loving
"HHH brought a casket to ringside. Inside the coffin was everyone’s favorite CPR dummy turned pro wrestling character, Katie Vick... He then brought her into the ring, and did the worst ventriliquist act in the history of man. Somewhere, Sherri Lewis was rolling over in her grave. As if this wasn’t horrendous enough, “Katie” had to compliment HHH on being a stud and talk about Kane’s genital ineptitude. You know, if you need to have a MANNEQUIN, voiced by YOURSELF, put over your bedroom prowess, you just MIGHT have an ego problem."
: I'm Rubber Soul!
(Rubber Soul reveals himself.) Rubber Soul
: And this is my real identity, Rubber Soul, Mr. Damn Handsome. Jotaro
: (thinking) What's with this guy? He's annoying. Rubber Soul
: Huh? What was that? There's something on my face? What is it? Huh? Handsome? Hehaha! Handsome on my face. Huhuhuhu! Seriously?! Oh man! Hahaha, Handsome on it, oh man! Can wash that off. Nah, no way, it's Handsome after a... Jotaro
(Star Platinum decks Rubber Soul in the face.) Jotaro
: You're pretty damn irritating!
(Star Platinum pummels Rubber Soul some more.)
"How was that? Perfect, like me?"
"...I gave him a Mickey Finn," the robot explained. "He never looked at me once. I'm not exactly vain but a man so insensitive to beauty deserves a lesson. Now don't disturb me. I'm going into the kitchen and practice dancing, and you can get your own liquor out of the organ. You may come and watch me if you like."
—Henry Kuttner, "Gallegher Plus"