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"I guess if you have to top Santa Claus raping someone's mother, this is the way to go. I mean, if you HAVE to. And no one needs to do that, really."
— Jared von Hindman, Head Injury Theater
"Well, if THAT doesn't get us into hell, nothing will."
— Max, in Sam & Max: What's New, Beelzebub?
"Just when you thought you had reached the deepest depths of horror, it suddenly got worse. How to turn off that small voice inside your head that started to whisper that you should be glad — that now, if not before, your revenge was justifiable on any conceivable moral scale?"
— Max Payne, upon finding out the truth about the murder of his family
Keep though the napkin, and go boast of this:
And if thou tell'st the heavy story right,
Upon my soul, the hearers will shed tears;
Yes, even my foes will shed fast-falling tears,
And say, "Alas, it was a piteous deed!"
—Richard, Duke of York, after Queen Margaret taunts him with his young son's death, Henry VI part 3
If there ever was a time, if there ever was a chance
To undo these things I've done, and wash these bloodstains from my hands
It has passed and been forgotten; these are the paths that we must take
'Cause you and I, Tom, we are men, and we can bend and we can break
—Dr. Wily, "The Hounds"
"Should they take a stand against genocide? Here, let me answer that question for you in the simplest way possible. YES. It's GENOCIDE. Everyone should take a stand against genocide. Nobody should be pro-genocide. Nobody should even be somewhat neutral on the topic of genocide, on account of the fact that it's GENOCIDE!"
—Brian Lambert, You Are Dumb
"You are about to cross a terrible threshold, Krom'gar. May the Earth Mother have mercy on your soul."
— High Chieftain Cliffwalker, to Overlord Krom'gar before he blows up a Night Elf settlement, World of Warcraft
"I spoke with Arcturus. He... he explained himself. And his explanation was full of examples and buzzwords and omelets and breaking eggs and freedom and duty and everything else. And he had me believing, Mike. I really wanted to believe that he had information that we didn't, like there were zerg queens in the heart of Tarsonis itself, calling the shots through puppet leaders, sacrificing the populace, and eating babies in the street. "But as I listened, I watched the map of Taronis behind him. "As I watched, the screen turned red. All of it, red from the zerg arriving. "There were no zerg on Tarsonis until he set off all the psi emitters. None at all. It wasn't like the Sara planets, or even Antiga Prime, where there were some already there and we had already lost the world. There was nothing there to threaten us but other humans. "And now the zerg are coming from everywhere. They're on the planet. Arcturus didn't recall any of the units currently in combat. He didn't even bother to get the teams that placed the psi emitters off-planet. He left them there. 'Sacrifices must be made', he said, and he said it in that calm, pleased voice as if he were ordering coffee." [...] "Mike, there was no rationale for him to do this. I thought it was a bluff, or that Tarsonis was already infected, or that there was a master plan. It was just that Arcturus has a hammer, and when you have a hammer, every problem seems to be a nail. "And Mike, when I got mad at him, I looked. I mean, I really looked into him." "That bastard." — Sarah Kerrigan, Starcraft: Liberty's Crusade, on Arcturus Mengsk's Moral Event Horizon
"I can't believe he just left her down there! *sigh* I'm gone, and you're coming with me. There's no telling who Arcturus'll screw over next."
— James Raynor, StarCraft, after the fall of New Gettysberg and the loss of Sarah Kerrigan to the Zerg — merely the capper to Arcturus Mengsk's crossing the MEH
"Where's your kid NOW, sheriff?!"
— Mr. Lotso, Toy Story 3, in leaving the toys who just saved his life to die in a fire.
"Guess what, I think I'm parked in the red-zone!"
— Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
Am I insane?
Have I crossed the line?
Well, that's a good question! Let me ask your friends!
OH WAIT, I MURDERED THEM!!
"Sam tried to apologize. I'll give him credit for seeming sincere. But I warned him that he crossed a line that was extremely difficult and doubtful I could ever forgive. I promptly returned the ring and we officially broke up."
— Ki in General Protection Fault
"Long live the king."
— Scar right before he tosses his brother to his death.
"This is a very important episode in the South Park library because it did definitely change Cartman. I mean, it took him from kind of a little shithead to probably the most evil kid in the world."
— Trey Parker on Cartman's Pyrrhic victory in "Scott Tenorman Must Die".
"We are past the point of peace. Past hope for their redemption. The only mercy we have left to offer the black flight is the oblivion that they so passionately pursue."
— Lirastraza, "Blackout "I'm falling and I can't turn back."
— Dance With The Devil "The only time you ever do anything nice for me is after you've caused me some sort of emotional damage or physical distress. You are never gonna make up anything to me ever again."
— Josh, Drake & Josh "Josh Runs Into Oprah", after Drake leaves him at the hospital to be involuntarily chemically bathed.
"You've gone too far this time, Carl!"
"What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city!"
"What Mercer did is beyond forgiveness."
— The Blacklight Virus, Prototype, about how the real Alex Mercer unleashed the Blacklight Virus in New York.
Lord Barkis Bittern: But I left you.
Emily: For dead.
it is clear to me... none of us will see heaven...
"Wily's really gone over the edge this time!"
— Mega Man, Ruby Spears' Megaman
"You were informed that you would not be allowed to complete the Supreme Arcane Staff." (crushes the Chaos Focus Gem in its hand, causing its shards to drop onto the ground) "The staff can no longer harm this form. Go back to the tower and await your world's demise, hero. There is nothing on Lore that can stop us now." (teleports out)
— Ledgermayne interrupting the hero's claiming of the Chaos Focus Gem for the Supreme Arcane Staff in Adventure Quest Worlds.
"This is the price you pay for your pathetic truce! There! Queen Gravelyn... King Alteon... Frostval is DEAD!"
— Maximilian Lionfang after knocking the snow globe the Frostval Spirit's trapped in out of the hero's hands and shattering it in Adventure Quest Worlds.
"Really? Well, if you truly care about your friends, then you will do as I say."
— Black Narcissus about to show Sonic his tortured victims Chris & Cosmo as part of his plan to test his speed and strength in Sonic X.
"You know, there's being mean in a movie, and then there's being the devil. This is being the devil's devil. The devil the devil goes to when the devil's not being devilish enough."
"We couldn't adopt legally, but then we remembered that you always have a few spare kids lying around — so we borrowed one."
— The Joker telling Batman how he tortured Tim Drake into insanity in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.
Lizard: I feel strange. What's that feeling?
Krolinsky: For God's sake, Mr McCoy, I have a family. McCoy: I feel sorry for them. Krolinsky: Look, I wanna get help. I'm a sick man, I- McCoy: You're an adult! Your victims were children. There isn't anything you could say that would make me feel sorry for you. Discord: Come now, Twilight Sparkle, you've got to get into the spirit of things. After all, this is your new home.
Twilight Sparkle: Not anymore...
Discord: YEEEEEEEES!! HAAAAAH HAH HAH!!
— Discord reacts to Twilight Sparkle giving up her hope on saving her friends and leaving them, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
"I always knew the Fire Lord was a bad guy, but his plan is just pure evil!"
— Sokka, Avatar The Last Airbender
Oracle: What did you do with Sati?
Smith: "Cookies need love like everything does." (the other Smiths chuckle obscenely)
Oracle: (quietly) You are a bastard.
Smith: You would know, mom.
— The Matrix Revolutions
"Well, how could you redeem Kimi after that big betrayal? She’s a great, interesting character, but you kinda can’t forgive her for that."
Autumn, I see now I was naive in thinking you could ever be trusted and I hate having been had. As I said, a person is almost always forgivable...'Almost' being the key word here. But you have passed that point of no return now, and I will never forgive you for what you've done here tonight. Trying to kill an innocent person out of greed... You are incapable of redemption.
— Mitch Marks, Suicide for Hire
"No one in their right minds would ever confuse Peter and Lois Griffin for good parents. But in the March 14th episode of Family Guy, they are borderline criminal.
—The Parents Television Council, in their review of the Family Guy episode "Go, Stewie, Go!"
"May the gods have mercy on you, Theon Greyjoy, for you are well and truly lost."
—Ser Rodrik Cassel, Game of Thrones
"This [Sun article] is a story about Ian Huntley practising witchcraft in his prison cell. And when I read that, I thought, "What is the point of that story", right? 'Cos I, like most of us here, made my mind up about Ian Huntley when he killed those children — Russell Brand at The Secret Policeman's Ball "Fuckin' rape her whilst the faggot watches."
— Natalie Geln, Khaos Komix
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