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Quotes: I Need a Freaking Drink

Another emotionally exhausting conversation. Too many FEELINGS AND PROBLEMS. That guy. Talk about a high maintenance moirail. Perhaps tonight you will reveal your true feelings toward him, and end these exaggerated emotional theatrics one way or another.
You need a sugary drink.

Wolverine: Listen, if we're going to get into my checkered history with the dames, I'm going to need a couple more beers and a cigar.
X-23: Cigars stink.
Wolverine: Fine, then, I won't light it. Might have to go on a supply run first, though, I think I'm out of beer.
X-23: Mr. Summers has hidden a six-pack of Sam Adams in the back of the biology lab refrigerator.
Wolverine: That's my girl.

NONE MAY KNOW THE BURDEN OF AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY, THE NECESSARY SECRECY WHICH ISOLATES ME FROM THOSE I AM SWORN TO PROTECT AND SERVE.
I HAVE SEEN UNIVERSES BEYOND IMAGINING, AND I HAVE SEEN CHILDREN FLEE FROM ME IN TERROR.
I HAVE BATTLED MONSTERS WHICH HAVE LAID WASTE TO GALAXIES, I HAVE RETURNED VICTORIOUS TO DEAFENING SILENCE AND UNSPEAKABLE ALIENATION AND DESPAIR.
OFTEN I LONG FOR A MOMENT OF EASE, FOR THE SOFT TOUCH, THE GENTLE SIGH OF AN ADORING LOVER.
BUT SUCH IS NOT FOR ME. I MUST BEAR THE CROSS OF MY SPECIAL NOBLE DESTINY.
ALONE. EVER ALONE.
SO I DRINK.
Plastic Man #7

You want a drink? [smiles] You need a drink.
Special Agent Dana Scully to a soldier who is to be put in a protective custody

Good god, I need a stiff drink.
TFWiki.net, end of the page on the episode "B.O.T.", which they consider the worst episode of Transformers ever.

Yeah. That's impossible. In order for Lamont to be your son, that would mean that you and Elizabeth would have to— let's have another drink.
Sanford and Son, Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe

WELP time for some Emergency Bourbon.

In common parlance, I needed a drink.
Lolita

Vorenus: I'm not going home. I need a drink.
Pullo: Drink? You?
Vorenus: DRINK! ME! WHAT OF IT?
Beckett: "Show me a hero, and Iíll write you a tragedy." F. Scott Fitzgerald said that.
Castle: Then it must have been Ernest Hemingway who said, "Man, I sure could use a drink right about now."
Castle, "The Final Nail"

Well folks, that concludes Stephen Colbert's I Need A Drink, which for the record did not work. Either this booze is broken or the news is just too damn sobering. We'll be right back.