Quotes / I Need a Freaking Drink

Another emotionally exhausting conversation. Too many FEELINGS AND PROBLEMS. That guy. Talk about a high maintenance moirail. Perhaps tonight you will reveal your true feelings toward him, and end these exaggerated emotional theatrics one way or another.
You need a sugary drink.

Wolverine: Listen, if we're going to get into my checkered history with the dames, I'm going to need a couple more beers and a cigar.
X-23: Cigars stink.
Wolverine: Fine, then, I won't light it. Might have to go on a supply run first, though, I think I'm out of beer.
X-23: Mr. Summers has hidden a six-pack of Sam Adams in the back of the biology lab refrigerator.
Wolverine: That's my girl.

NONE MAY KNOW THE BURDEN OF AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY, THE NECESSARY SECRECY WHICH ISOLATES ME FROM THOSE I AM SWORN TO PROTECT AND SERVE.
I HAVE SEEN UNIVERSES BEYOND IMAGINING, AND I HAVE SEEN CHILDREN FLEE FROM ME IN TERROR.
I HAVE BATTLED MONSTERS WHICH HAVE LAID WASTE TO GALAXIES, I HAVE RETURNED VICTORIOUS TO DEAFENING SILENCE AND UNSPEAKABLE ALIENATION AND DESPAIR.
OFTEN I LONG FOR A MOMENT OF EASE, FOR THE SOFT TOUCH, THE GENTLE SIGH OF AN ADORING LOVER.
BUT SUCH IS NOT FOR ME. I MUST BEAR THE CROSS OF MY SPECIAL NOBLE DESTINY.
ALONE. EVER ALONE.
SO I DRINK.
Plastic Man #7

You want a drink? [smiles] You need a drink.
Special Agent Dana Scully to a soldier who is to be put in a protective custody

Good God, I need a stiff drink.
TFWiki.net, end of the page on the episode "B.O.T.", which they consider the worst episode of Transformers ever.

Yeah. That's impossible. In order for Lamont to be your son, that would mean that you and Elizabeth would have to— let's have another drink.
Sanford and Son, Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe

WELP time for some Emergency Bourbon.

In common parlance, I needed a drink.
Lolita

Vorenus: I'm not going home. I need a drink.
Pullo: Drink? You?
Vorenus: DRINK! ME! WHAT OF IT?
Beckett: "Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy." F. Scott Fitzgerald said that.
Castle: Then it must have been Ernest Hemingway who said, "Man, I sure could use a drink right about now."
Castle, "The Final Nail"

Well folks, that concludes Stephen Colbert's I Need A Drink, which for the record did not work. Either this booze is broken or the news is just too damn sobering. We'll be right back.

When the cold winds rise, all men - no matter their faith or lack of it - huddle beside my night fires, and I pray the prayers and speak the spells, and beseech the Lord of Light to bring back the dawn. So far, so good. But reprobate as I am, I can't help but wonder what will happen if... one day, Our Lord does not answer. Imagine a night that goes on forever... so dark... and full of terrors...
... I think I need another drink.
Thoros of Myr, Game of Thrones: History and Lore - The Lord Of Light

'I need a beer, right away...' Misato stumbled her way back to the kitchen.
"Hey, Misato! We saved the world yesterday! Can we have a raise in our allowance?" Asuka called after her.
'A lot of beer...'
Advice and Trust, chapter 8

Asuka smiled sadly. "Knew you'd figure it out sooner or later. You might wanna grab a beer for this."
[...]
Misato tossed back the whiskey she'd poured herself after realising beer just wasn't going to cut it tonight.

“It’s simple” Shinji said to the Penguin, suddenly feeling dangerously whimsical, leaning in and dropping his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “See, I’m actually a time traveler from the future who’s come back to stop my Father and/or SEELE from kicking off Third Impact. During the pre game entertainment to the main event last time, I managed to utterly betray Asuka and abandon her when she needed me the most, despite the fact that I thought I had fallen in love with her and thought I’d do anything for her, up to and including dying… so I feel a little guilty right now whenever I look at her. But don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret” he finished with an admonishing look before he rocked to his knees and started to gather the plates.
The genetically engineered penguin stared at his back for several long, long seconds before continuing into the kitchen, retrieving a can from Misato’s stash, stopping in consideration, retrieving a second, and retreating into his fridge.
“Yeah” Shinji muttered as he stacked the plates in the dishwasher. “That’s about what I thought you’d say”.

(253): I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise

Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect know exactly where they don’t want to be. They don’t want to be stranded on prehistoric Earth with a load of unwanted telephone sanitizers and advertising executives who have been thrown off their home planet of Golgafrincham, a world which has subsequently been wiped out by a particularly virulent disease contracted from an unexpectedly dirty telephone. Unfortunately that is precisely where they are. But fortunately they have found a way of coping with their predicament: they are drunk.

Mortimer: No, I am not drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea!

Dad had gotten home just as I bade goodbye to the Barneses and I now had two long stories to tell him. By the end of the discussion, he needed some booze and I needed to relax.
Taylor Hebert, Queen Of The Swarm

...'s good. That's good shit right there! [sipping from a huge beer mug] I'm gonna need every last drop of this.
Jontron, reviewing The Skateboard Kid

"You might think that getting so drunk that you accidentally marry a woman who's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinkin'. Personally, I think it's a good reason to keep drinkin'."
Earl Hickey, My Name Is Earl

"After all that I feel I need a little something."
— Formerly Teetotal survivor of Rorke's Drift.

"Alright, I don't know about the rest of you but I've got sick of this for the time being. Why don't we all just go to some beach or Slaaneshi pub somewhere and just... get a drink or something. Yes, somewhere where there should be ladies. Real ladies, with boobs. And not dicks!"

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