Haiku / I Need a Freaking Drink

There is a reason
People refer to it as
"Liquid Tolerance."

You did that again?!
Sigh, I Need a Freaking Drink.
What An Idiot...

Had a stressful time?
Alcohol will dull the pain
That's formed in your head.

Oh, God, I can't take
Any more of this bullshit.
Not while I'm sober.

Did that just happen?
I need a shot of whiskey,
Perhaps thirteen more.