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There is a reason
People refer to it as
"Liquid Tolerance."

You did that again?!
Sigh, I Need a Freaking Drink.
What an idiot...

Had a stressful time?
Alcohol will dull the pain
That's formed in your head.

Oh, God, I can't take
Any more of this bullshit.
Not while I'm sober.

Did that just happen?
I need a shot of whiskey,
Perhaps thirteen more.

Everything's gone wrong.
I can't take much more of this.
Pour me something strong.

What a day... You say.
I could use a pick-me-up.
Beer just won't cut it.

Elia41

When you're riled up
You go to try and relax
And you grab a drink.

Getting yourself drunk
Helps you blot out annoyance
Helps you to calm down.


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