Texts From Last Night
Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.
is a website cataloging hilarious and downright bizarre texts that are sent in from around the United States and occasionally around the world. It is very much Not Safe for Work
as 90% of the texts sent in are under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or mentions of sexual encounters. Other times, it's perfectly sober people making extremely poor decisions.
It's become a popular meme in many fandoms to copy and paste texts from TFLN onto stills or screencaps, as if the characters are the ones sending the texts.
Tropes seen on this site:
- A Date with Rosie Palms: A frequent topic.
(636): I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
(636): And then audibly agreed
- Alcohol-Induced Idiocy: The entire point of the site...although sometimes, it's just perfectly sober people making extremely poor decisions.
- All Men Are Perverts
- All Women Are Lustful
- Atomic F-Bomb:
(614): Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
(1-614): FUCK YOU.
- Clingy Jealous Girl/Crazy Jealous Guy: Occasionally strays into this territory.
(847): i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
- Cluster F-Bomb: The word "fuck" is about as common as "the" on the site.
- Cordon Bleugh Chef: On occasion.
(913): Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
- Even the Dog Is Ashamed:
(423): What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
(602): My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
(440): I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
- Everybody Has Lots of Sex
- Groin Attack/Share the Male Pain: Happens to both men and women, this is a very notable example.
- I Need a Freaking Drink:
(253): I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
- Lethal Chef:
(509): after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
- Malaproper: A common occurence.
(412): He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
- Moment Killer: Sometimes accidental, sometimes deliberate.
(715): I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
- Mushroom Samba:
(828): I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
- My Sister Is Off Limits: Occasionally straying into Anyone in My Family is Off Limits.
I'm fucking your sister right now. (1-813:)
You motherfucker. (813:) She's next.
- Noodle Incident: Since all of these texts are posted out of context, you often wonder what the circumstances are that would entail such responses.
(845): It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
- Oh, No... Not Again!
(240): Banned from zoo.
(520): Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
(480): Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
- Only Sane Man: A vibe frequently picked up from some of the multi-part texts, along with Deadpan Snarker:
(613): IM WEARING A FLAG
(1-613): So that's a no to the clothes, then
- Really Gets Around
- Sexy Whatever Outfit: The Halloween texts.
(512): halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
(480): exactly, that's why i want something interesting
(512): slutty neuroscientist?
- One hilarious saga is apparently a group of friends deciding to dress one of their male friends in a French Maid Outfit for Halloween, complete with fake breasts and leg waxing.
(412): i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
(412): his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
(412): we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
(412): he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
(412): he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
- Stoners Are Funny: As a part of Truth in Television.
(650): Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
- Stupid Sexy Flanders:
(206): Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
- What Did I Do Last Night?: The website.