History Quotes / INeedAFreakingDrink

13th May '18 12:56:26 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->'''John Constantine:''' I need to get out of here. Don't know whether I need an aspirin or a gin and bloody tonic.
->[''Behind him, a woman begging for spare change is [[KickTheDog kicked in the chest by a passer-by]]. A few panels later, the woman removes a knife from her bag, creeps up behind the pedestrian and [[TheDogBitesBack rips his throat open]], spraying everyone in range with blood - including Constantine.'']
->'''John Constantine:''' Definitely a gin and tonic.
-->--''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: City Of Demons''
28th Apr '18 5:23:09 PM JackG
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->''Breeze looked at me very steadily. Then he sighed. Then he picked the glass up and tasted it and sighed again and shook his head sideways with a half smile; the way a man does when you give him a drink and he needs it very badly and it is just right and the first swallow is like a peek into a cleaner, sunnier, brighter world.''
-->-- '''Philip Marlowe''', ''The High Window'' by Creator/RaymondChandler
26th Apr '18 5:45:54 AM AnotherEpicFail
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-> On his return to the human town of Brie, this big 'un traveller found his way to a tavern and sat meditating on his adventures, annd his fellow big 'uns gathered around him, curious as to what he had seen. "What did you discover?" they pressed him. "Who did you encounter?" "I met a-" he started to reply, and drew a great shuddering sigh into his body, before concluding in a lowered tone, "soddit," and reaching for his tankard of ale. The name of the particular soddit he encountered has not been recorded, but it was clearly a meeting that had a profound impact upon the big man, for he stayed inside the Dragon-Queen Inn at Brie for two days and two nights, drinking all the time and speaking to nobody, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere soon afterwards left the area never to return]].
-->--''The Soddit''
8th Nov '17 3:52:32 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->Today it had been closer than ever before. If he ever let himself think about how close it had been, [[PostVictoryCollapse he'd probably collapse on the floor in a gibbering wreck]] and not be able to speak coherently for weeks. That time would come, he knew. Nights when he slept alone and the darkness closed in around him like a huge, crushing hand...
->So, beer. Celebratory, and to numb the possibilities that had been avoided.
-->--''Film/CabinInTheWoods'' {{Novelization}}
26th Sep '17 11:31:43 AM SeptimusHeap
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-->-- '''Main/{{Lolita}}'''

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-->-- '''Main/{{Lolita}}'''
'''Literature/{{Lolita}}'''
19th Dec '16 3:29:46 PM Gamermaster
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->'''Sailor Jupiter:''' Do any of your families have a well stocked liquor cabinet? \\
'''Sailor Mars:''' My grandfather tends to drink a lot. Why? \\
'''Sailor Jupiter:''' We've spent a year and a half fighting a war in the shadows, [[ItMakesSenseInContext and the war just got called off because our princess declared that she was a lesbian]]. I say we all get completely wasted and try to forget that this whole thing ever happened.
-->--''Fanfic/WhiteDevilOfTheMoon'' Omake
16th Nov '16 1:53:18 PM Ninjatwist_
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->''"Alright, I don't know about the rest of you but I've got sick of this for the time being. Why don't we all just go to some beach or [[TheHedonist Slaaneshi]] pub somewhere and just... get a drink or something. Yes, somewhere where there should be ladies. Real ladies, with boobs. [[ExtremeOmnisexual And not dicks!]]"''
-->-- '''Azekh Ahriman''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
18th Oct '16 11:15:23 AM roxana
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->"After all that I feel I need a little something."
-->-- Formerly Teetotal survivor of Rorke's Drift.
26th Sep '16 2:05:47 PM Beedle
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-->'''The Book''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-> '''Mortimer:''' No, I am ''not'' drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea!

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-->'''The -->--'''The Book''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-> '''Mortimer:''' ->'''Mortimer:''' No, I am ''not'' drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea!
26th Sep '16 2:01:42 PM Beedle
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-->'''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''

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-->'''Creator/StephenColbert''', -->--'''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''
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