History Quotes / INeedAFreakingDrink

26th Sep '16 2:05:47 PM Beedle
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-->'''The Book''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-> '''Mortimer:''' No, I am ''not'' drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea!

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-->'''The -->--'''The Book''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-> '''Mortimer:''' ->'''Mortimer:''' No, I am ''not'' drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea!
26th Sep '16 2:01:42 PM Beedle
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-->'''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''

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-->'''Creator/StephenColbert''', -->--'''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''
26th Sep '16 2:01:27 PM Beedle
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-->-- '''Series/SanfordAndSon''', Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe

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-->-- '''Series/SanfordAndSon''', ''Series/SanfordAndSon'', Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
26th Aug '16 1:04:31 AM TheCuza
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->''"You might think that getting so drunk that you accidentally marry a woman who's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinkin'. Personally, I think it's a good reason to '''keep''' drinkin'."''
-->-- '''Earl Hickey''', ''Series/MyNameIsEarl''
7th Jun '16 11:32:37 PM Tron80
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->“It’s simple” Shinji said to the Penguin, suddenly feeling dangerously whimsical, leaning in and dropping his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “See, I’m actually a time traveler from the future who’s come back to stop my Father and/or SEELE from kicking off Third Impact. During the pre game entertainment to the main event last time, I managed to utterly betray Asuka and abandon her when she needed me the most, despite the fact that I thought I had fallen in love with her and thought I’d do anything for her, up to and including dying… so I feel a little guilty right now whenever I look at her. But don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret” he finished with an admonishing look before he rocked to his knees and started to gather the plates.\\
The genetically engineered penguin stared at his back for several long, long seconds before continuing into the kitchen, retrieving a can from Misato’s stash, stopping in consideration, retrieving a second, and retreating into his fridge.\\
“Yeah” Shinji muttered as he stacked the plates in the dishwasher. “That’s about what I thought you’d say”.
-->-- ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''
8th May '16 3:01:35 PM Lopiny
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->''[[SarcasmMode ...'s good. That's good shit right there!]]'' '''[sipping from a huge beer mug]''' ''I'm gonna need every last drop of this.''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}''', reviewing ''The Skateboard Kid''
29th Mar '16 5:04:19 AM Tron80
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->Good god, I need a stiff drink.

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->Good god, God, I need a stiff drink.



-->--In a Main/NewhartPhonecall in ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace''

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-->--In a Main/NewhartPhonecall in ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace''''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace''

->Dad had gotten home just as I bade goodbye to the Barneses and I now had two long stories to tell him. By the end of the discussion, he needed some booze and I needed to relax.
-->-- '''Taylor Hebert''', ''Fanfic/QueenOfTheSwarm''
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22nd Jan '16 7:31:15 PM pittsburghmuggle
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-->'''The Book''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

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-->'''The Book''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-> '''Mortimer:''' No, I am ''not'' drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea!
-->--In a Main/NewhartPhonecall in ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace''
8th Jan '16 2:29:14 PM TEOL
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->'' Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect know exactly where they don’t want to be. They don’t want to be stranded on prehistoric Earth with a load of unwanted telephone sanitizers and advertising executives who have been thrown off their home planet of Golgafrincham, a world which has subsequently been wiped out by a particularly virulent disease contracted from an unexpectedly dirty telephone. Unfortunately that is precisely where they are. But fortunately they have found a way of coping with their predicament: they are drunk. ''

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->'' Arthur ->Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect know exactly where they don’t want to be. They don’t want to be stranded on prehistoric Earth with a load of unwanted telephone sanitizers and advertising executives who have been thrown off their home planet of Golgafrincham, a world which has subsequently been wiped out by a particularly virulent disease contracted from an unexpectedly dirty telephone. Unfortunately that is precisely where they are. But fortunately they have found a way of coping with their predicament: they are drunk. ''
8th Jan '16 2:28:30 PM TEOL
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->'' Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect know exactly where they don’t want to be. They don’t want to be stranded on prehistoric Earth with a load of unwanted telephone sanitizers and advertising executives who have been thrown off their home planet of Golgafrincham, a world which has subsequently been wiped out by a particularly virulent disease contracted from an unexpectedly dirty telephone. Unfortunately that is precisely where they are. But fortunately they have found a way of coping with their predicament: they are drunk. ''
-->'''The Book''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''
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