"I will cut you with my hammer. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a long and painful process this will be. ...And it's made of wood, so you'll probably get splinters."
—King Dedede, Smash Kingdom: Melee
Wolf throws his head back and gives a great howl of rage, promising strange and unusual revenges.
—Sven Hassel's The Bloody Road to Death
YOU! You will regret what you have done this day! I will make you regret ever being born! You're going to regret you ever left you mother's womb, where it was warm, and safe, and wet! I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed, you're going to see a whole new specturm of pain! Like a RAINBOW! But! THIS rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, it's-
—Henchman #4, Korgoth of Barbaria
"Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name — that would be the lovely Elizabeth — I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!"
"You...are...NOT...getting...out...of...here...this...time. You understand that? You UNDERSTAND that?! I'm going to f**king KILL you! I'm going to rip out your intestines and while you're still alive because it takes hours to die that way I'll shove them up your mouth and laugh as you choke on your own s**t, and I'll carve my name into your corpse!"
"Now you take good care of my precious little babies, they mean the world to me. If I come back here and find one feather out of place on their little heads, I'M GONNA EAT YOU WITH THIS CEREAL SPOON!"
—Vulture, Courage the Cowardly Dog
"...And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs!"
"I'll tie your lips behind your head and you'll never kiss again!"
—Kootie Pie, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Beauty of Kootie"
"Yes! Now get it out of me before kill the both of you, and turn your hides into my own personal pajamas!"
"Don't ever betray me...because I'll cut your pretty cock right off and wear it round me neck."
"I'm going to find this 'Nathan Johnson'. And when I find him, I'm going to rip his fucking heart out! Then, I'm going to eat it, and poop it out, then turn it into coffee. So I can drink it. And finally get some fucking coffee."
—Commissar Steve, A Day In The Life OFA Commissar.
"I may actually stop at the patent office... because I'm about to invent a whole new kind of pain for you, Lelouch!"
"...One more word out of you and I swear I will grind off every one of those teeth with an iron file."
—Firo Prochainezo, Baccano! 1935B - Dr. Feelgreed