Quotes: Cut Himself Shaving
: (to a doctor treating Narrator's wounds)
He fell down some stairs. Narrator/Jack
: I fell down some stairs.
Lucio: I have to check in with Reyes! I'm already late, he's going to know that something is wrong.
Michael: Fine, call him. You broke your foot walking down the stairs at the mall, you forgot to call.
Lucio: ...? Broke my foot? I didn't break my foot.
(Fiona stomps on his foot, cracking it. Cue screams)
Where did you get those bruises? Gunter:
From a bar fight. Comm. Braden
: There was no alcohol in your system. Gunter:
It was a juice bar.
Wow Jeffs really changed. Haley:
Isn't it great? I don't know whats gotten into him but he has gotten so strong and primal, like a cave man. I wonder if he'll hit me? But only because he really loves me.'' Francine:
And sometimes you do talk to much. Haley:
Yes, yes I do. Francine:
Ooo we'll could say you walked into a door. Haley:
Thats perfect. Thanks mom.
Reporter: And then, just recently, Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor.
Margaret: Slipped on an icy patch.
Reporter: He was decapitated!
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