Tyler Durden: (to a doctor treating Narrator's wounds) He fell down some stairs.
Narrator/Jack: I fell down some stairs.
Comm. Braden: Where did you get those bruises?
Gunter: From a bar fight.
Comm. Braden: There was no alcohol in your system.
Gunter: It was a juice bar.
Rayne: I fell down some stairs.
Noel: No he didn't. I beat the shit out of him with a smile on my face.
— Least I Could Do
Francine: Wow Jeffs really changed.
Haley: Isn't it great? I don't know whats gotten into him but he has gotten so strong and primal, like a cave man. I wonder if he'll hit me? But only because he really loves me.''
Francine: And sometimes you do talk to much.
Haley: Yes, yes I do.
Francine: Ooo we'll could say you walked into a door.
Haley: Thats perfect. Thanks mom.
— American Dad!, "Bullocks to Stan"
Reporter: And then, just recently, Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor.
Margaret: Slipped on an icy patch.
Reporter: He was decapitated!
Margaret: It was a very icy patch.
— Doctor Who, "Boom Town"