History Quotes / CutHimselfShaving

21st May '16 9:21:01 PM DeisTheAlcano
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->'''Tyler Durden''': ''(to a doctor treating Narrator's wounds)'' He fell down some stairs.\\
'''Narrator/Jack''': I fell down some stairs.

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->'''Tyler Durden''': ''(to Durden:''' ''[To a doctor treating Narrator's wounds)'' wounds]'' He fell down some stairs.\\
'''Narrator/Jack''': '''Narrator/Jack:''' I fell down some stairs.



->'''Lucio''': I have to check in with Reyes! I'm already late, he's going to know that something is wrong.
->'''Michael''': Fine, call him. You broke your foot walking down the stairs at the mall, you forgot to call.
->'''Lucio''': ...? Broke my foot? I didn't break my foot.
->''(Fiona stomps on his foot, cracking it. Cue screams)''
->'''Michael''': There you go.

to:

->'''Lucio''': ->'''Lucio:''' I have to check in with Reyes! I'm already late, he's going to know that something is wrong.
->'''Michael''':
wrong.\\
'''Michael:'''
Fine, call him. You broke your foot walking down the stairs at the mall, you forgot to call.
->'''Lucio''': ...
call.\\
'''Lucio:''' ...
? Broke my foot? I didn't break my foot.
->''(Fiona
foot.\\
''[Fiona
stomps on his foot, cracking it. Cue screams)''
->'''Michael''':
screams]''\\
'''Michael:'''
There you go.



-->--'''''Series/BulletInTheFace'''''

to:

-->--'''''Series/BulletInTheFace'''''
-->-- ''Series/BulletInTheFace''



'''Noel:''' [[DefiedTrope No he didn't. I beat the shit out of him with a smile on my face.]]\\
-- ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo''

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'''Noel:''' [[DefiedTrope No he didn't. I beat the shit out of him with a smile on my face.]]\\
--
]]
-->--
''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo''



->'''Reporter:''' And then, just recently, Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor.
->'''Margaret:''' Slipped on an icy patch.
->'''Reporter:''' He was decapitated!
->'''Margaret:''' It was a ''very'' icy patch.

to:

->'''Reporter:''' And then, just recently, Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor.
->'''Margaret:'''
advisor.\\
'''Margaret:'''
Slipped on an icy patch.
->'''Reporter:'''
patch.\\
'''Reporter:'''
He was decapitated!
->'''Margaret:'''
decapitated!\\
'''Margaret:'''
It was a ''very'' icy patch.



->"''All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we? You slipped and fell onto a shiv. Then you got up and fell backwards onto another shiv. And finally one last shiv fell from the ceiling and into your body. I'm gonna go out on a limb here: I think you got shivved."''

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->"''All ->''"All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we? You slipped and fell onto a shiv. Then you got up and fell backwards onto another shiv. And finally one last shiv fell from the ceiling and into your body. I'm gonna go out on a limb here: I think you got shivved."''


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->'''Lou Landers:''' What happened to your arm?\\
'''Rick:''' Uh... a bike messenger knocked me down. I see your wrist is bandaged.\\
'''Lou Landers:''' Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee. And you have a cut on your lip.\\
'''Rick:''' Uh... my crackpipe broke. You have a scratch on your neck.\\
'''Lou Landers:''' Yes, I... met a girl on Craigslist. And you have a bruise on your neck.\\
'''Rick:''' I... met a guy on Craigslist.
-->-- ''Film/SuperheroMovie''
15th Apr '16 11:12:10 AM johnnye
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\n->"''All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we? You slipped and fell onto a shiv. Then you got up and fell backwards onto another shiv. And finally one last shiv fell from the ceiling and into your body. I'm gonna go out on a limb here: I think you got shivved."''
-->-- '''Det. Jake Peralta''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''
3rd Dec '14 9:15:59 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Lucio''': I have to check in with Reyes! I'm already late, he's going to know that something is wrong.
->'''Michael''': Fine, call him. You broke your foot walking down the stairs at the mall, you forgot to call.
->'''Lucio''': ...? Broke my foot? I didn't break my foot.
->''(Fiona stomps on his foot, cracking it. Cue screams)''
->'''Michael''': There you go.
-->--''Series/BurnNotice'', "Hard Bargain"
11th Apr '14 12:27:15 PM Aiguille
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-->--'''''BulletInTheFace'''''

to:

-->--'''''BulletInTheFace'''''
-->--'''''Series/BulletInTheFace'''''



-- ''LeastICouldDo''

to:

-- ''LeastICouldDo''
''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo''
11th Apr '14 12:25:13 PM Aiguille
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-->-- ''FightClub''

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-->-- ''FightClub''
''Film/FightClub''
21st Jan '14 11:12:02 PM johnnyfog
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'''Comm. Braden: There was no alcohol in your system.\\

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'''Comm. Braden: Braden''': There was no alcohol in your system.\\
21st Jan '14 11:11:48 PM johnnyfog
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'''Narrator/Jack''': I fell down some stairs.\\
-- ''FightClub''

to:

'''Narrator/Jack''': I fell down some stairs.stairs.
-->-- ''FightClub''

->'''Comm. Braden:''' Where did you get those bruises?\\
'''Gunter:''' From a bar fight.
\\
-- ''FightClub''
'''Comm. Braden: There was no alcohol in your system.\\
'''Gunter:''' It was a juice bar.
-->--'''''BulletInTheFace'''''
18th Aug '12 9:54:13 AM RNew
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'''Margaret:''' Slipped on an icy patch.
'''Reporter:''' He was decapitated!
'''Margaret:''' It was a ''very'' icy patch.

to:

'''Margaret:''' ->'''Margaret:''' Slipped on an icy patch.
'''Reporter:''' ->'''Reporter:''' He was decapitated!
'''Margaret:''' ->'''Margaret:''' It was a ''very'' icy patch.
18th Aug '12 9:53:30 AM RNew
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\n->'''Reporter:''' And then, just recently, Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor.
'''Margaret:''' Slipped on an icy patch.
'''Reporter:''' He was decapitated!
'''Margaret:''' It was a ''very'' icy patch.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Boom Town"


14th Jul '12 5:23:52 PM captainsandwich
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Added DiffLines:


->'''Francine:''' Wow Jeffs really changed.\\
'''Haley:''' Isn't it great? I don't know whats gotten into him but he has gotten so strong and primal, like a cave man. I wonder if he'll hit me? But only because he really loves me.''\\
'''Francine:''' And sometimes you do talk to much.\\
'''Haley:''' Yes, yes I do.\\
'''Francine:''' Ooo we'll could say you walked into a door.\\
'''Haley:''' Thats perfect. Thanks mom.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "Bullocks to Stan"


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