History Quotes / CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon

12th May '18 9:22:21 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->[''to Constantine''] As a matter of fact, I do have an answer for that. I'm going to shove my hand up your arse and pull out your fucking soul, and after some [[MindRape intense political re-education]], I'll stick it back in again, then you're going to go out and spread the word from city to city, the appointed Herald of the New Church of Satan. [[MouthOfSauron John the Anti-Baptist]]. [''to Chas''] As for you, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu bigmouth]], you're going to be spending the rest of your life as a condom.
-->--'''The Fuckpig,''' ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: Son Of Man''
24th Jan '18 2:00:47 AM Trogdor7620
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->''I'm sorry, [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] I spent all that time figuring out that puzzle just to come in here and have a dog take it?! Oh. OHHHHHH. There are going to be SEVEN SHADES OF SHITE slapped out of that dog when I find it again!
-->--'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->''"Why you snivelling [[GratuitousRussian shopa]]! For this, I will scoop out your eyeballs and feed your bones to my dogs!"''
-->--'''The Commissar''', ''VideoGame/Payday2'', ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami''
6th Dec '17 9:24:19 PM Gorank
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-->--'''Commissar Steve''', ''Machinima/ADayInTheLifeOFACommissar.''

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-->--'''Commissar Steve''', ''Machinima/ADayInTheLifeOFACommissar.''Machinima/ADayInTheLifeOfACommissar.''
6th Dec '17 9:22:58 PM Gorank
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18th Oct '17 4:44:41 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->If... If I were to make a word-for-word translation of my master's outburst, [[BrownNote your bowels would boil and the walls would bleed]]. Instead, let me just say that Inbeda would be happy to string every member of the [[{{Samurai}} Jingu Clan]] on a single length of barbed wire - in the mouth and out the anus - to form a crude human centipede which he would use as a mount. The samurai and the Oni... [[{{Understatement}} they do not get along]].
-->--'''The Mask of Kan'Ami,''' [[TactfulTranslation translating]] for '''[[{{Oni}} Inbeda]] of the House-In-Exile''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
28th Sep '17 8:02:24 AM rt2012
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-->--'''Sterling [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}]]''', "The Figgis Agency''

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-->--'''Sterling [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}]]''', -->--'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Sterling Archer]]''', "The Figgis Agency''
28th Sep '17 8:01:06 AM rt2012
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->''Pam, if a single one of these has left this building, I will personally sew you into a canvas bag full of rats and throw that bag into the river.''

-->--'''Sterling [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}]]''', "The Figgis Agency''
8th Oct '16 11:16:06 AM Vir
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->''"Yes! Now get it out of me before kill the both of you, and turn your hides into my own personal pajamas!"''

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->''"Yes! Now get it out of me before I kill the both of you, and turn your hides into my own personal pajamas!"''



-->--[[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]], WebVideo/CodeMENT[=/=]NonePiece

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-->--[[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]], WebVideo/CodeMENT[=/=]NonePiece
WebVideo/CodeMENT[=/=]WebVideo/NonePiece



->''"I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!!!!"

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->''"I AM A ZOMBIE AND am a zombie, and I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!!!!"will malice you with a shoehorn!"


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->'''Tassiter:''' What's going on up there, John? The readings we've--\\
'''Jack:''' SHUT THE HELL UP, TASSITER! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHUT. THE HELL. UP!]] [[spoiler:My ex-girlfriend and her two [=BFFs=] just tried to kill me]], and the LAST thing I need right now is your senile ass WHINING IN MY EAR! If I get ONE more message from you that isn't, "Attaboy Jack", or, "I'm sending you a big bag of money", I'm gonna reach through my ECHO and GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH MY PINKIES! ARE WE CLEAR?!\\
'''Tassiter:''' I... Goodbye, John.\\
'''Jack:''' GOODBYE! THANK YOU FOR CALLING!
-->-- ''VideoGame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''
2nd Apr '16 12:29:59 PM Kitchen90
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-->--'''Asuka''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-12#post-2203895 chapter 4]]''

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-->--'''Asuka''', -->--'''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Asuka]]''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-12#post-2203895 chapter 4]]''
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->''"I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!!!!"
-->--'''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''
30th Mar '16 3:48:03 AM JackG
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->'''Leon:''' It's not technically a crime to scam a scammer!
->'''Nigerian gangster:''' But it is a crime to cut out a man's intestines. And make him wear them as a hat.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "All In"
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