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->''"BEGONE WITH YOU, PULPY! BEFORE I FOLD YOU INTO SOME KIND OF BROCHURE!"''
-->-- '''Artie''', ''Series/TheAdventuresOfPeteAndPete''
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'''Coach Blunt''': "Oh? I'm not personally familiar with those ways.

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'''Coach Blunt''': "Oh? Oh? I'm not personally familiar with those ways.
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->'''[[TheAlcoholic Chi'Panastee]]:''' I've given it mush thought, and I have decidege to saw off the top of his skull with a blunt blade and slowly spoon out his brains before his eyes, whilst simultaneously [[GroinAttack kicking him in the gonads with a steel-capped boot until they are pulped to a consistency resembling, in colour and consistency, boysenberry jam]].

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->'''[[TheAlcoholic Chi'Panastee]]:''' I've given it mush much thought, and I have decidege decided to saw off the top of his skull with a blunt blade and slowly spoon out his brains before his eyes, whilst simultaneously [[GroinAttack kicking him in the gonads with a steel-capped boot until they are pulped to a consistency resembling, in colour and consistency, boysenberry jam]].
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->''"You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!"''
-->--'''Hary''', ''Film/HomeAlone''

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->''"You bomb me with one more can, kid, and [[FreudianThreat I'll snap off your cojones cojones]] [[GroinAttack and boil them in motor oil!"''
-->--'''Hary''',
oil!]]"''
-->--'''Harry''',
''Film/HomeAlone''
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->''"You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!"''[[note]]''"Who the f*ck makes a hilariously specific treat like this?"'' [[WebVideo/CinemaSins *Ding*]] [[/note]]

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->''"You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!"''[[note]]''"Who the f*ck makes a hilariously specific treat like this?"'' [[WebVideo/CinemaSins *Ding*]] [[/note]]oil!"''
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->''"You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!"''[[note]]''"Who the f*ck makes a hilariously specific treats like this?"'' [[WebVideo/CinemaSins *Ding*]] [[/note]]

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->''"You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!"''[[note]]''"Who the f*ck makes a hilariously specific treats treat like this?"'' [[WebVideo/CinemaSins *Ding*]] [[/note]]
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->''"You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!"''[[note]]''"Who the f*ck makes a hilariously specific treats like this?"'' [[WebVideo/CinemaSins *Ding*]] [[/note]]
-->--'''Hary''', ''Film/HomeAlone''
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->''"I'll make you a deal: you end one more sentence with the word '[[VerbalTic Man]],' and I get to remove one bone, of my choosing, from your body."''
-->-- '''Max''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSamAndMaxFreelancePolice''
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-->-- '''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

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-->-- '''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', '''WebVideo/{{Jacksepticeye}}''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''
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->[to Constantine]'' As a matter of fact, I do have an answer for that. I'm going to shove my hand up your arse and pull out your fucking soul, and after some [[MindRape intense political re-education]], I'll stick it back in again, then you're going to go out and spread the word from city to city, the appointed Herald of the New Church of Satan. [[MouthOfSauron John the Anti-Baptist]]. ''[to Chas]'' As for you, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu bigmouth]], you're going to be spending the rest of your life as a condom.''

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->[to ->''[to Constantine]'' As a matter of fact, I do have an answer for that. I'm going to shove my hand up your arse and pull out your fucking soul, and after some [[MindRape intense political re-education]], I'll stick it back in again, then you're going to go out and spread the word from city to city, the appointed Herald of the New Church of Satan. [[MouthOfSauron John the Anti-Baptist]]. ''[to Chas]'' As for you, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu bigmouth]], you're going to be spending the rest of your life as a condom.''






-->-- ''Farce Contact'', a ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic by Odon

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-->-- ''Farce Contact'', a ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic by OdonParodyFic


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-->-- '''Creator/SvenHassel's''' ''The Bloody Road to Death''
->[[SapientShip Transport]], on private channel: ''If you even think about harming them, I will disassemble you and peel away your organic parts piece by piece [[AndIMustScream before destroying your consciousness]]. Do we understand each other?''

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-->-- '''Creator/SvenHassel's''' ''The Bloody Road to Death''
->[[SapientShip Transport]],
Death'' by Creator/SvenHassel

->'''[[SapientShip ART]],
on private channel: ''If channel:''' If you even think about harming them, I will disassemble you and peel away your organic parts piece by piece [[AndIMustScream before destroying your consciousness]]. Do we understand each other?''other?



















































->''YOU! You will regret what you have done this day! I will make you regret ever being born! You're going to regret you ever left you mother's womb, where it was warm, and safe, and wet! I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed, you're going to see a whole new specturm of pain! Like a RAINBOW! But! THIS rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, [[KilledMidSentence it's]]-''

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->''YOU! You will regret what you have done this day! I will make you regret ever being born! You're going to regret you ever left you mother's womb, where it was warm, and safe, and wet! I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed, you're going to see a whole new specturm of pain! Like a RAINBOW! But! THIS rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, [[KilledMidSentence it's]]-''it's]]--''


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