->"''I will cut you [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[CruelAndUnusualDeath long and painful process this will be]]. ...And it's made of wood, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"
-->--'''King Dedede''', ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Smash Kingdom: Melee]]''

->''Wolf throws his head back and gives a great howl of rage, promising strange and unusual revenges.''
-->--'''Creator/SvenHassel's''' ''The Bloody Road to Death''

->''YOU! You will regret what you have done this day! I will make you regret ever being born! You're going to regret you ever left you mother's womb, where it was warm, and safe, and wet! I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed, you're going to see a whole new specturm of pain! Like a RAINBOW! But! THIS rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, [[KilledMidSentence it's]]-''
-->--'''Scrotus''', ''WesternAnimation/KorgothOfBarbaria''

->''Pam, if a single one of these has left this building, I will personally sew you into a canvas bag full of rats and throw that bag into the river.''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Sterling Archer]]''', "The Figgis Agency''

->''"Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name -- that would be the lovely Elizabeth -- I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!"''
-->--'''[[GrumpyOldMan Leonard Ghostal]]''', ''WesternAnimation/SpaceGhostCoastToCoast''

->''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You...are...NOT...getting...out...of...here...this...time.]] You understand that? You UNDERSTAND that?! I'm going to [[SymbolSwearing f**king]] KILL you! I'm going to rip out your intestines and while you're still alive [[CruelAndUnusualDeath because it takes hours to die that way]] I'll shove them up your mouth and laugh as you choke on your own [[SymbolSwearing s**t]], and I'll carve my name into your corpse!"''
-->--'''[[ImAHumanitarian Venom]][[DarkActionGirl st]][[SmugSnake ri]][[CombatSadomasochist pe]]''' (to [[CainAndAbel Pulse]]), ''Roleplay/WarriorCatsRPG''

->''"I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip!"''
-->--'''[[BadassIsraeli Ziva David]]''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

->''"Now you take good care of my precious little babies, they mean the world to me. If I come back here and find one feather out of place on their little heads, I'M GONNA EAT YOU WITH THIS '''CEREAL SPOON!"'''''
-->--Vulture, ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog''

->''"[[OrphanedPunchline ...And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs!]]"''
-->--'''[[RoboticPsychopath Roberto]]''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}, "[[GoAmongMadPeople Insane in the Mainframe]]"''

->''"I will drown you in barbecue sauce and have [[BigEater Chris]] [[ImAHumanitarian eat your body]]!"''
-->--'''Dan''', ''WesternAnimation/DanVs, "The Mechanic"''

->''"I'll tie your lips behind your head and you'll never kiss again!"''
-->--'''Kootie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3, "The Beauty of Kootie"''

->''"Yes! Now get it out of me before I kill the both of you, and turn your hides into my own personal pajamas!"''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}} The Mistress]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8803490/1/Extended-Stay Extended Stay]]'' Chapter 13

-> ''"I'm going to find this 'Nathan Johnson'. And when I find him, I'm going to [[AndSHowItToYou rip his fucking heart out!]] Then, I'm going to eat it, and [[ToiletHumor poop it out, then turn it into coffee]]. So I can drink it. [[MustHaveCaffeine And finally get some fucking coffee.]]"''
-->--'''Commissar Steve''', ''Machinima/ADayInTheLifeOfACommissar.''

-> ''"I may actually stop at the patent office... because I'm about to invent a whole new kind of pain for you, Lelouch!"''
-->--[[Manga/SoulEater Death the Kid]], WebVideo/CodeMENT[=/=]WebVideo/NonePiece

->''"...One more word out of you and I swear I will grind off every one of those teeth with an iron file."''
-->--'''Firo Prochainezo''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}} 1935B - Dr. Feelgreed''

->''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
-->--'''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Asuka]]''', ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-12#post-2203895 chapter 4]]''

->''"I am a zombie, and I will malice you with a shoehorn!"
-->--'''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''

->'''Thug''': Is there a name for the private little world you live in? What happens there when we don't just run away? You'll kill us with a soup cup?\\
'''Riddick''': Tea, actually.\\
'''Thug''': What's that?\\
'''Riddick''': (holding it up) I'll kill you with my ''tea''cup.
-->-- ''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick''

->'''Guy of Gisborne:''' Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?\\
'''Sheriff of Nottingham:''' Because it's ''dull'', you twit. It'll ''hurt more.''
-->-- ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves'', [[DontExplainTheJoke explaining the]] TropeNamer [[DontExplainTheJoke for the benefit of those who don't get it.]]

->''"I ought to press you into jerk cider!"''
-->--'''Rainbow Dash''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic, "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E15TheSuperSpeedyCiderSqueezy6000 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000]]"''

-> ''"YOU SEE THIS BURNING, BLOODY UNIVERSE? YOU SEE THIS ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED POWER? Varik. I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. you little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half. i'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap you'll sing fucking beethoven. tl;dr: eat shit, faggots."''
-->--'''[[spoiler:Dr. Andonuts]]''', ''VideoGame/TheHalloweenHack''

->'''Leon:''' It's not technically a crime to scam a scammer!
->'''Nigerian gangster:''' But it is a crime to cut out a man's intestines. And make him wear them as a hat.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "All In"

->'''Tassiter:''' What's going on up there, John? The readings we've--\\
'''Jack:''' SHUT THE HELL UP, TASSITER! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHUT. THE HELL. UP!]] [[spoiler:My ex-girlfriend and her two [=BFFs=] just tried to kill me]], and the LAST thing I need right now is your senile ass WHINING IN MY EAR! If I get ONE more message from you that isn't, "Attaboy Jack", or, "I'm sending you a big bag of money", I'm gonna reach through my ECHO and GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH MY PINKIES! ARE WE CLEAR?!\\
'''Tassiter:''' I... Goodbye, John.\\
-->-- ''VideoGame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''

->If... If I were to make a word-for-word translation of my master's outburst, [[BrownNote your bowels would boil and the walls would bleed]]. Instead, let me just say that Inbeda would be happy to string every member of the [[{{Samurai}} Jingu Clan]] on a single length of barbed wire - in the mouth and out the anus - to form a crude human centipede which he would use as a mount. The samurai and the Oni... [[{{Understatement}} they do not get along]].
-->--'''The Mask of Kan'Ami,''' [[TactfulTranslation translating]] for '''[[{{Oni}} Inbeda]] of the House-In-Exile''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->''I'm sorry, [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] I spent all that time figuring out that puzzle just to come in here and have a dog take it?! Oh. OHHHHHH. There are going to be SEVEN SHADES OF SHITE slapped out of that dog when I find it again!
-->--'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->''"Why you snivelling [[GratuitousRussian shopa]]! For this, I will scoop out your eyeballs and feed your bones to my dogs!"''
-->--'''The Commissar''', ''VideoGame/Payday2'', ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami''

->[''to Constantine''] As a matter of fact, I do have an answer for that. I'm going to shove my hand up your arse and pull out your fucking soul, and after some [[MindRape intense political re-education]], I'll stick it back in again, then you're going to go out and spread the word from city to city, the appointed Herald of the New Church of Satan. [[MouthOfSauron John the Anti-Baptist]]. [''to Chas''] As for you, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu bigmouth]], you're going to be spending the rest of your life as a condom.
-->--'''The Fuckpig,''' ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: Son Of Man''