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God IS Evil
: An evil supreme being.
Straight: God is the creator of the world, the designer of the human race, and the supreme power in the universe. He also considers humans to be nothing but a culture of bacteria He is experimenting with, to be snuffed out when they overextend their bounds - or when He grows tired of the experiment.
Exaggerated: God created the world for the sole purpose of torturing everyone and everything for His own sadistic pleasure. The reason why we even have a life is because He wants us to experience hope before it is ripped away and revealed as a cruel illusion.
... And then God destroys the hope he just instilled.
... But then it's revealed that the Devil IS God.
... Who is sufficiently advanced enough to count as a Physical God by the 'verse's settings.
... Because his own hope was destroyed by an evil god.
... Then its revealed that The Earth forms around The Sealed Evil technically making this Sealed Evil the unwilling creator of humanity.
... But this didn't stop Him from torturing humanity more sadistically than before. For that, He's a Jerkass God With A Heart Of Jerk.
Zig Zagged: God keeps the world in a miserable state, but He reveals to the heroes that this is for humanity's development.... until God sends the heroes to Hell to be relentlessly tortured For the Evulz.
Enforced: The author of the work is trying to make an Anvilicious criticism about a religion they disagree with.
Lampshaded: "Why can a benevolent God exist, yet all the problems of the world do? Clearly God cannot be benevolent!"
Exploited: A person is given godlike powers for the sole reason of corrupting him.
Allen becomes a Physical God, and makes a concerted effort to prevent going mad from power.
God imposes a Constitution onto himself and turns the Celestial Bureaucracy into a democracy.
God's followers explain to everyone that God isn't evil, but He's causing all of these tragedies and catastrophes as a way to give humanity a wake-up call and that they all need to repent.
"The LORD your God is good and righteous. How dare you accuse your creator evil!"
Discussed: "If absolute power corrupts absolutely than where does that leave God?" — George Deacon
"With all those Fundamentalist rants, who would want to worship a God like that?"
"God or the Devil? They're probably the same thing anyways."
...And it's HIS fault for making humanity exist that way in the first place. Or, the fact He made us in his image all too well.
...But He is still evil by all human standards and his perspectives doesn't necessarily have presidence over our perspectives.
It's revealed that He allowed free will to exist just so He can have excuses.
It's revealed that He allowed free will to exist so that He can watch humanity torturing each other.
It's revealed that free will and hope was an accident. That He never bothered to fix.
Mankind still repents, but God still torments them, this time even more sadistically.
God Is Evil