Laconic: God Is Evil
The Top God is actively malevolent.
- Thou shalt visit unabridged version HERE, lest God sendeth plagues and boils to ye people and the descendants of ye people and the descendants of the descendants of ye people, smiteth thee with divine fire and eternally torment thy body and soul in Hell where the worms dieth not and thou art to wailest and cryest and screamest and chokest and and gnashest thy teeth in agony day and night for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever........ while listening to the banjo and being denied candy.......... But He loves you! He loves you! He loves you and he needs money.