You Must Be This Tall To Ride
Amusement parks are the thrill of children everywhere and the bane of adults seeking to keep them under control. With rides filled with excitement, thrills, and a bit of danger, these areas are a kid's paradise.
However, due to pesky safety regulations, equipment and seats made to accommodate adults, not to mention pesky liability issues and lawsuit-happy parents, park regulations dictate that younger children can't ride the most intense, exciting and popular rides. In Real Life
, these safety concerns are perfectly valid and are there to protect children - safety harnesses that fit an adult may be too large to properly restrain a child. In fiction, this is rarely if ever pointed out. Though rarely mentioned, the inverse of this is also true of Real Life
: child-scale rides are often too small to be safe (or at least comfortable) for adults (and some adult-scale rides are too small for adults of exceptional size).
This trope is prevalent across various media, though will rarely occur in works not set between the middle of the 20th century and Twenty Minutes into the Future
. Generally, usage of this trope is followed by said kid desperate to find a way onto the ride, and doing so may be considered a Rite of Passage
into becoming a teenager. This trope may either be played for laughs in order to highlight the zany schemes that the children will take in order to sneak onto the ride, or for drama if the kids end up getting hurt due to neglecting the precautions of a very Reasonable Authority Figure
In contrast, it may also be used as an excuse for a child or young teenager who is legitimately scared of said ride. Of course, the plot requires that said child actually be tall enough to ride, in which case elaborate, wacky hijinks are played in order to avoid the ride, before finally admitting his fear, going on anyway, and generally enjoying himself. This variant is almost always played for laughs.
Anime and Manga
- This sets off the plot of a Skechers' commercial for their Pretty Tall children's sneakers, which make girls one inch taller.
- Hayate the Combat Butler: Hayate's absurdly rich mistress has an entire amusement park that was given to her as an elaborate Kick the Dog—all the rides require a height she is as yet unable to reach...and she may never grow into it.
- The plot of Big is sparked by a 13-year-old boy being told he wasn't tall enough to go on a roller coaster.
- In Final Destination 3, a couple of boys who've ducked past the "You Must Be This Tall" sign are kicked off the Devil's Flight coaster by the attendant.
- Walter in The Muppets is shown being unable to go on a carnival ride.
- In Problem Child 2, during the fair scene, Junior tries to get on the Crazy Dance ride, but is told that he has to be as tall as the tentacle, which he just barely isn't ("But it's only a millimeter!"). After getting the usual teasing from the local bully, he encounters Trixie, the girl who's just as bad as Junior is, who wears elevator shoes in order to get on the ride. This gets Junior mad enough to mess with the speed of the ride to make everyone barf.
- One Curious George book has George go to an amusement park but being too small ride on a roller coaster or play with bunnies in the petting zoo. He then has a dream that he grew to five times his previous size, only to find he's now too big to fit on the roller coaster and too large to play with the bunnies safely.
- In the Strong Bad e-mail "theme park" in Homestar Runner, The Cheat tried to be tall enough to ride the Bowels of Trogdor roller coaster, but was unable to do so even when standing on tiptoes and wearing a top hat, so Strong Bad recommended he go to Sweet Cuppin Cakes Land instead, much to his disappointment.
- In this Loading Artist strip, the protagonist is denied the right to ride on a roller coaster because of height. The protagonist makes accordion-like shoes which give him added height. Played with in that he instead uses the shoes to kick and knock out the ride attendant.
- In the Ben 10 episode "A Small Problem", Ben is told he's too short to go down a water slide, which he immediately decides to rectify by turning into Ripjaws. Maybe it's for the best that he ended up as the less-noticeable Grey Matter instead.
- In South Park, Cartman takes it to the extremes in "Cartmanland", forbidding anyone else from entering the park so he could enjoy the rides as often as he like, with no lines to wait in. However, his disregard for the park's other needs results in him letting in more and more people.
- In an episode of The Cleveland Show Rollo is exited to go to an amusement park because he's finally tall enough to ride on the roller coaster. But when he gets there they measure him not counting his Giant Afro and he's still too short.
- Dexter's Laboratory: The episode "Ewww That's Growth" is about Dexter being upset about his pint-sized height; one of the ways his stature makes his life harder is that he's denied going on a rollercoaster with his family. After he makes himself very tall with an invention of his, he is allowed onto the ride (during which he crashes painfully into a wall.)
- Kick Buttowski has this problem with a ride. The ride operator takes pity on him.
- The Mighty B!: Bessie is too short (by one-sixteenth of an inch!) to go on the ride, but her dog threatens the operator and he bends the rules so the dog won't rat him out.
- Subverted and lampshaded in the Robot Chicken sketch "Attack of the Giant Midget". A dwarf, turned into a giant by a Mad Scientist, goes on a rampage through an amusement park. It comes to a "you must be this tall" sign, then pauses a moment to let the irony sink in before continuing on its rampage.
- The Sinbad the Sailor segment of Scooby-Doo in Arabian Nights has the captain (who is depicted as a dwarf, similar to Mr. Spacely or Mr. Peebles) being too short for a log ride filled with the treasure he's after. He reacts by destroying the measurement sign and gets on the ride anyway.
- The What's New, Scooby-Doo? episode "Roller Ghoster Ride" featured a few scenes that had a young boy being told that he was too short to go on certain rides, such as the Sky-Diving Simulator, the Slingshot and the Rocket Coaster. In the end, after the villain of the episode was caught, the boy gets to ride with Shaggy and Scooby on the food-based ride that was built for the amusement park. Also, the boy was never considered a suspect because he was too short for the costume.
- On The Simpsons, Bart attempts to subvert the trope in "Selma's Choice" by applying ice cream bars to the bottom of his shoes to meet the height requirement. It gets played straight when the ride starts and he nearly falls out going through a loop because he is not big enough for the safety bar to catch him.
- In "Lisa the Vegetarian", Bart faced the opposite problem at a ride for not being short enough. He did make the Mother Goose train more fun for the preschoolers, though!
- Becomes a plot point in Universal Theme Parks' The Simpsons Ride as a way to remind riders of the actual safety restrictions! The preshow video reveals that Maggie is too small for the new Krustyland ride, and left with Grampa, who has all the prohibited health conditions (heart problems, etc.). Alas, he falls asleep, she wanders off...and it becomes a Brick Joke in the ride itself.
- On Brandy & Mr. Whiskers, Whiskers and Gaston le Gecko launch a protest over the shorter animals not being allowed on a water park ride. The lifeguard and Brandy tell them that it is due to safety issues, but they refuse to listen and force themselves on the ride... where they get injured due to their short stature.
- One House of Mouse short has Donald's nephews try to make themselves taller to go on a fast ride, but are constantly sidetracked by their uncle.
- In one Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi episode (The Ride Stuff), Kaz is too short to go on a roller coaster, so Ami and Yumi disguise him as a British rock star lady by Yumi standing on top of Kaz. Kaz even lets out a Sneeze of Doom...and the guy operating the coaster isn't suspicious! The plan works, and he gets on.
- A devil once persuaded Johnny Bravo into raising the minimun required height to make children suffer. The ride turned out to be dangerous and they actually saved the kids from harm.
- Lilo & Stitch: The Series: Lilo tried to use one of the experiments to get past this limitation only to learn there're maximum height requirements as well.
- Phineas and Ferb: L.O.V.E.-M.U.F.F.I.N. once held a contest to pick a leader and there was a rule like that for the entrants. Sorry, Professor Diminutive, they can do that 'cause they're evil.