Diseased Name

It was Richard Le Gallienne, I believe, who once observed with regret that so many available euphonious and charming Christian names for men and women have been wasted on diseases. For example, where a more agreeable sound than that conveyed by the name Catarrh Carter or Diabetes White. Assuredly no current nomenclature is so soothing to the ear. Erysipelas is a prettier name than Alice or Mable or Grace, surely; just as Tonsilitis is a smarter name than George or Henry or even Montgomery. Which is the more mellifluous: Clara Jones or Pneumonia Jones, Gustave Smith or Appendicitis Smith? Which is the more musical: Susan Jackson or Diphtheria Jackson, Jacob Robinson or Syphilis Robinson?
George Jean Nathan

Many unpleasant diseases have Greek and Latin names that might make nice names for people if not for the associations. Such associations aren't so unwelcome in broad burlesques, which is where these names are most likely to be found.

Diseases named after people don't count.

A common source of Parody Names, and target of Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?. Not to be confused with The Disease That Shall Not Be Named. Index Syndrome is an index of trope names that sound like diseases. Can often overlap with Names to Run Away from Really Fast as diseases are something that most people want to run away from.

Examples:

Anime and Manga

Comedy
  • Anna Russell's "How to Write Your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera" had Pneumonia Vanderfeller as the name of the typical "British, piercing type soprano."
  • There used to be a whole genre of jokes/Urban Legends wherein a Funny Foreigner or black person would punch above their presumed intellectual weight and give their child a name like Eczema.

Comic Books
  • In the Astérix comics:
    • The wives of Geriatrix and Unhygenix are respectively named Angina and Bacteria.
    • Asterix and the Olympic Games has an Athenian tour guide named Diabetes.

Fan Fic
  • My Immortal: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
  • There also is a Harry Potter do over fanfic where Harry starts calling himself Lord Xerosis. Xerosis is a skin condition, and it sends Voldemort into a fit of laughter.

Film
  • Tomainia (which might as well be spelled "Ptomainia") and Bacteria, expies of, respectively, Germany and Italy in The Great Dictator. Tomainia is ruled by Adenoid Hynkel, by the way.
  • In Hudson Hawk, one of the CIA agents explains that their code names were diseases when they first started out. "Do you know what it's like being called Chlamydia for a year?"
  • At the end of Addams Family Values, Cousin Itt introduces his new nanny: Dementia. Who turns out to be way too compatible with Uncle Fester...right down to being super-pale and having a bald head. Uncle Fester himself probably also counts.
  • The Castle Anthrax in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Literature
  • Lin Carter's Imaginary Worlds contains an essay in worldbuilding in which he suggests naming fantasy characters by taking names from mythology and disguising them a bit. By way of example, he takes the god Hermes Trismegistus and the prophet Zoroaster, blends their names together, and ends up with... Herpes Zoster.
  • A common ailment on the Discworld:
    • In Hogfather, Ridcully mentions that he's got a distant cousin named Verruca, and there's also a small child named Verruca Lumpy. Whether they're the same character is unrevealed.
    • Narrowly averted in Carpe Jugulum, where we're told "There'd be a Chlamydia Weaver toddling around today if her mother hadn't suddenly decided that "Sally" was easier to spell".
  • The title character of Fever Crumb explains that, when she was born, it was fashionable for children to be named after ailments that their mothers suffered during pregnancy. Hence such names as the titular Fever, Diarrhoea, and "Craving-For-Pickled-Onions McNee".
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The resident Spoiled Brat is named Veruca Salt. The trope even gets pointed out by Willy Wonka himself! And her mother is named Angina!
  • Darth Plagueis from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.
  • In Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman gave us a villain named Mister Croup.
  • In A Song of Ice and Fire, Lysa Arryn (nee Tully) is only one letter off from Lyssa, meaning "madness" or in modern usage "rabies." At first it might just come off as Spell My Name with an "S", but given Lysa's character it was likely deliberate.
  • Harry Potter has Pansy Parkinson, who does nothing besides playing the mean-girl bully role and fawning over boy bully Draco. The unpleasant association to Parkinson's Disease is obvious; and as a bonus, her first name can be used as an insult.
  • This trope is briefly discussed in the Brazilian "The Hour of the Star": Upon learning the protagonist's name,note  her loved one's response is "Sorry but that sounds like a disease, a skin disease." She concedes that she would prefer to have no name, rather than such a weird one. He then goes on to treat her coldly for the rest of the story, in case you're wondering.

Live-Action TV
  • Like the aforementioned Veruca Salt, the fourth season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer had several appearances by a werewolf named Veruca.
  • Glee has a girl at McKinley called "Aphasia", a speech disorder caused by brain injury.
  • The Addams Family has Uncle Fester.
    • Morticia also has two aunts named Anemia and Dementia.

Mythology & Religion
  • In Finnish mythology (as recorded in The Kalevala), the goddess Loviatar, a blind and evil daughter of the death-god Tuoni, had nine sons fathered by either the wind or the sea-monster Iku-Turso. She named them Colic, Pleurisy, Fever, Ulcer, Plague, Consumption, Gout, Sterility, and Cancer.

Tabletop Games

Theatre
  • Woody Allen's play God uses this for the Theme Naming of its main characters: Diabetes, principal actor of the Show Within a Show; Hepatitis, its writer; Trichinosis, inventor of the Deus ex Machina; and Bursitis, the unfortunate actor chosen to play Zeus.
  • Pathetic loser Sir Andrew Aguecheek from Twelfth Night has a name that evokes feverish ill-health ("ague" being an Elizabethan word for fever with shivering and chills).

Video Games

Web Comics
  • In Drowtales, the origin of Syphile's name back when the comic was a roleplay drawn by the author was the word Syphilis.

Web Original
  • Wordnik has a list of Diseases That Make Lovely Girls' Names.
  • In this parody of Cinderella, entitled Salmonella, the main characters are germs and all have names like this, including Salmonella, E. Albert Coli, Typhi, Prince Polio, the Pox Sisters: Chicken and Small, Enteria, Sally Shingles, Rubella, Scarlet Scabies, and Marvin Mumps.

Western Animation
  • Thrax in Osmosis Jones. Justified, as he is a virus.
  • The Looney Tunes short "Knighty Knight Bugs" has one of King Arthur's knights named Sir Osis of Liver. Naturally, he's introduced drinking a glass of wine (and doing a Spit Take when the king mentions the Black Knight).
  • There's an Arthur character named Rubella.
  • On Family Guy, the morbidly obese son of the Pewterschmidts' maid is named Diabeto.
  • In the same vein, Cletus the Yokel from The Simpsons has a morbidly obese cousin named Diabetty and one of his daughters is called Rubella.
  • American Dad! has Mr. Aids, the proprietor of Aids Hotcakes, who believes that no one buys his hotcakes because he's Irish.
  • Mr. Tooth Decay was a character in a series of Colgate toothpaste commercials in the late 50s featuring Mighty Mouse.
  • Not a person, but in Igor, the entire civilization the characters inhabit is called Malaria.
  • Demencia (the Spanish spelling of Dementia) from Villainous is a nutty Monster Fangirl of an Eldritch Abomination supervillain.
  • Ed, Edd n Eddy has the Kanker Sisters, feared by all of the kids in the neighborhood, especially the protagonists. Their family name seems like a play on "canker sores", which ache the mouth. Makes sense, considering their dreaded kisses and racking stalking.
    • It's even worse in Dutch, in which "kanker" means "cancer".
  • Evil Con Carne features Major Dr. Andedonia J. Ghastly, whose name is quite close to "Anhedonia", a psychiatric disorder in which one is unable to feel pleasure. Ironically, Dr. Ghastly is a much perky girl.
  • Yin Yang Yo! has Saranoia - a pun on Paranoia - a sorceress with an obsession for defending Yin from a supposed parental favoritism, which is actually nothing but her reflection from her own terrible upbringing. To top off her delusional behavior, she always refers to Yang by the name of her brother, Mark.
  • In an episode of The Powerpuff Girls where the girls get new identities based on her favorite comics, Buttercup is inspired by a parody of Spawn called Spore, and she renames herself as Mange. Mange is a skin disease caused by parasites.

Other

Real Life
  • "Alexia" is a variation on Alexandra, Alexis et al that's also the medical term for loss of the ability to read.
  • While "Amelia" is Latin for "lacking a limb", the given name is actually derived from German for "work", making it a linguistic false friend.
  • "Caecilia" is a good example. It's a rather common Roman gens that eventually spawned many derivatives including but not limited to: "Cecil", "Cecilia", "Cecily", etc...It is derived from the Latin adjective "caecus", which means "blind".
  • "Balbus" and its derivative "Balba" is used as a given name (though not much in modern times), most notably by Augustus's mother, Atia Balba Caesonia. It's a Latin adjective that means "stammering/stuttering".
  • The ever-present Roman royal names "Claudius" and its derivatives "Claudia", "Claude", "Claudio"...It's from the adjective "claudus", meaning "crippled".
  • "Melena" (alternate spelling "Melina"; literally "dark spots" in Greek) is used as a girls' name, but it also means "blood in excrement" as blood manifests itself as dark spots on stool.
  • There are parents who choose to misspell the perfectly-normal "Lisa" to "Lyssa", thinking that it's more elegant. Little do they know that "Lyssa" is an actual word in Greek that means "madness" (in fact, there's an obscure Ancient Greek goddess with the name, though she's Just Following Orders) and is used in the present day as a translation of...rabies.
  • A very rare non-Greek and Latin example: "Khadija" is Arabic for "premature child" and is usually applied to those children who are born premature, which, while not a disease by itself, is really a condition that should be avoided. But because a wife of Prophet Muhammad bore it, it became very popular among Muslims of Arabia, and the religion's expansion to the entire world exported the name too.


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