It was Richard Le Gallienne, I believe, who once observed with regret that so many available euphonious and charming Christian names for men and women have been wasted on diseases. For example, where a more agreeable sound than that conveyed by the name Catarrh Carter or Diabetes White. Assuredly no current nomenclature is so soothing to the ear. Erysipelas is a prettier name than Alice or Mable or Grace, surely; just as Tonsilitis is a smarter name than George or Henry or even Montgomery. Which is the more mellifluous: Clara Jones or Pneumonia Jones, Gustave Smith or Appendicitis Smith? Which is the more musical: Susan Jackson or Diphtheria Jackson, Jacob Robinson or Syphilis Robinson?
— George Jean Nathan
Many unpleasant diseases have Greek and Latin names that might make nice names for people if not for the associations. Such associations aren't so unwelcome in broad burlesques, which is where these names are most likely to be found.
Diseases named after people
A common source of Parody Names
, and target of Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?
. Not to be confused with The Disease That Shall Not Be Named
- Anna Russell's "How to Write Your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera" had Pneumonia Vanderfeller as the name of the typical "British, piercing type soprano."
- There used to be a whole genre of jokes/Urban Legends wherein a Funny Foreigner or black person would punch above their presumed intellectual weight and give their child a name like Eczema.
- Angina and Bacteria, the wives of Geriatrix and Unhygenix respectively, in the Astérix comics.
- In Hudson Hawk, one of the CIA agents explains that their code names were diseases when they first started out. "Do you know what it's like being called Chlamydia for a year?"
- At the end of The Addams Family Values, Cousin Itt introduces his new nanny: Dementia. Who turns out to be way too compatible with Uncle Fester...right down to being super-pale and having a bald head. Uncle Fester himself probably also counts.
- The Castle Anthrax in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
- My Immortal: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
- There also is a Harry Potter do over fanfic where Harry starts calling himself Lord Xerosis. Xerosis is a skin condition, and it sends Voldemort into a fit of laughter.
- Lin Carter's Imaginary Worlds contains an essay in worldbuilding in which he suggests naming fantasy characters by taking names from mythology and disguising them a bit. By way of example, he takes the god Hermes Trismegistus and the prophet Zoroaster, blends their names together, and ends up with... Herpes Zoster.
- Not a person, but in Igor, the entire civilization the characters inhabit is called Malaria.
- In Hogfather, Ridcully mentions that he's got a distant cousin named Verruca, and there's also a small child named Verruca Lumpy. Whether they're the same character is unrevealed.
- Narrowly averted in Carpe Jugulum, where we're told "There'd be a Chlamydia Weaver toddling around today if her mother hadn't suddenly decided that "Sally" was easier to spell".
- The title character of Fever Crumb explains that, when she was born, it was fashionable for children to be named after ailments that their mothers suffered during pregnancy. Hence such names as the titular Fever, Diarrhoea, and "Craving-For-Pickled-Onions Mc Nee".
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The resident Spoiled Brat is named Veruca Salt. It even gets pointed out by Wonka himself!
- In the book, her mother is named Angina!
- Darth Plagueis from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.
- Mr. Croup (and possibly little Anaesthesia) from Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.
Mythology & Religion
- Like the aforementioned Veruca Salt, the fourth season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer had several appearances by a werewolf named Veruca.
- Glee has a girl at McKinley called "Aphasia", a speech disorder caused by brain injury.
- The Addams Family has Uncle Fester.
- In Finnish mythology (as recorded in The Kalevala), the goddess Loviatar, a blind and evil daughter of the death-god Tuoni, had nine sons fathered by either the wind or the sea-monster Iku-Turso. She named them Colic, Pleurisy, Fever, Ulcer, Plague, Consumption, Gout, Sterility, and Cancer.
- Woody Allen's play God uses this for the Theme Naming of its main characters: Diabetes, principal actor of the Show Within a Show; Hepatitis, its writer; Trichinosis, inventor of the Deus ex Machina; and Bursitis, the unfortunate actor chosen to play Zeus.
- Pathetic loser Sir Andrew Aguecheek from Twelfth Night has a name that evokes feverish ill-health ("ague" being an Elizabethan word for fever with shivering and chills).
- Thrax in Osmosis Jones. Justified, as he is a virus.
- The Looney Tunes short "Knighty Knight Bugs" has one of King Arthur's knights named Sir Osis of the Liver.
- There's an Arthur character named Rubella.
- On Family Guy, the morbidly obese son of the Pewterschmidts' maid is named Diabeto.
- In the same vein, Cletus the Yokel from The Simpsons has a morbidly obese cousin named Diabetty and one of his daughters is called Rubella.
- American Dad! has Mr. Aids, the proprietor of Aids Hotcakes, who believes that no one buys his hotcakes because he's Irish.
- Believe or not, this has happened in real life. "Melena" (alternate spelling "Melina")(literally "dark spots" in Greek) is used as a girls' name, but it also means "blood in excrement" as blood manifests itself as dark spots on stool.