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• "2econd​ ​2ight​ ​2eer (that was fun, goodbye​.​)" by Will Wood
  • Actual lyrics: "Take it with a pillar of salt"
  • Mondegreen: "Took away the pillar of salt"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm cut from a different kind of meat"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm cut from a different economy"
  • Another mondegreen: "I'm confident in the economy"
  • Actual lyrics: "And maybe wake up from my dream, yeah!"
  • Mondegreen: "And maybe we can fuck on a tree, mmm, yeah!"
  • Actual lyrics: "And if it rhymes, it's true, but I hate poetry!"
  • Mondegreen: "And if it rhymes, it's true, but I hate pulling strings!"

A

• "About You" by Caravan Palace
  • Actual lyrics: "Then the stars will surely help with the mood we're in now"
  • Mondegreen: "Then the stars will shine and help with the mood we're in now"
• "Ace of Spades" by Motörhead
  • Actual lyrics: "Double stake or split"
  • Mondegreen: "Devil's dick is split"
• "Achilles Come Down" by Gang of Youths:
  • Actual lyrics: "So self-indulgent and self-reverential"
  • Mondegreen: "So self-indulgent and self-referential"
  • Actual lyrics: "Be done with this now, and jump/get off the roof"
  • Mondegreen: "Be done with this now, and jet off the roof"
• Adiboo: Magical Playland:
  • Actual dialogue: "Akalibida!"
  • Mondegreen: "I believe-ida!"
• Adventure Time:
  • Actual dialogue: "I'm glad to see you out of that funk, about being the only human... I mean... Well! I'm gonna scram! No hard feelings right?"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm glad to see you out of that fuck, about being the only human... I mean... Well! I'm gonna scram! No hard feelings right?"
• "Africa" by Toto
  • Actual lyrics: "I bless the rains down in Africa"
  • Mondegreen: "I guess it rains down in Africa"
  • Actual lyrics: "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"
  • Mondegreen: "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leperess above the Serengeti"
• "Airbag" by Radiohead
  • Actual lyrics: "In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe"
  • Mondegreen: "In an interstellar burst, I'm back to say the N-word"
• "Alchemist" by Good Kid:
  • Actual lyrics: "Cut off so much, hardly remained"
  • Mondegreen: "Cut off so much, Charlie Romaine"
  • Actual lyrics: "Cry and cave in, try anyway"
  • Mondegreen: "Cry again and try anyway"
• Alien:
  • Actual dialogue: "Circuits must've burnt out"
  • Mondegreen: "Circus must've burnt down"
• "All Apologies" by Nirvana
  • Actual lyrics: "Married, buried"
  • Mondegreen: "Air raid, air raid"
  • Actual lyrics: "Sunburn freezer burn"
  • Mondegreen: "Now I'm free as a bird"
  • Actual lyrics: "Choking on the ashes of her enemy"
  • Mondegreen: "Choking on the ashes of a memory"
  • Actual lyrics: "All in all is all we are"
  • Mondegreen: "All alone is all we are"
• "All-Star" by Smash Mouth
  • Actual lyrics: "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."
  • Mondegreen: "I ate the shop, the stool, and the chef."
  • Actual lyrics: "My world's on fire, how about yours?"
  • Mondegreen: "The world's on fire, how about chores?"
• "All the Time" by Green Day
  • Actual lyrics: "Having the time of my life, watching the clock tick"
  • Mondegreen: "Having the time of my life, why can't I fuck that?"
  • Actual lyrics: "Time's up when you work like a dog"
  • Mondegreen: "Time's up when you work like a duck"
• "All Through The Night" by Cyndi Lauper
  • Actual Lyrics: "We have no past"
  • Mondegreen: "We have no pants"
• The Amazing World of Gumball
  • Actual dialogue: "What the what is that?"
  • Mondegreen: "What the fuck is that?"
• "Amerika" by Rammstein
  • Actual lyrics: "I don’t speak my mother tongue"
  • Mondegreen: "I don’t think my balls are strong"
• "Amish Paradise" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
  • Actual lyrics: "But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine"
  • Mondegreen: "But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish dying"
  • Another mondegreen: "But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish time"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm the pious guy the little omelettes wanna be like"
  • Actual lyrics: "... Amlettes wanna be like, on my knees, day and night"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm like, wanna be, like, on my knees, day and night"
  • Actual lyrics: "Scoring points for the afterlife"
  • Mondegreen: "Scoring points for the other life"
  • Actual lyrics: "We're all crazy Mennonites"
  • Mondegreen: "We're all crazy men, and nice"
• "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
  • Actual lyrics: "No dark sarcasm in the classroom"
  • Mondegreen: "No dogs and cats are in the classroom"
  • Actual lyrics: "WRONG!! Guess again!"
  • Mondegreen: "Go on, BEAT the kids!"
• "Applause" by Lady Gaga
  • Actual lyrics: "applause"
  • Mondegreen: "cars"
• Astronomy" by the Blue Öyster Cult
  • Actual Lyrics: "Call me Desdinova!"
  • Mondegreen: "Kick the dustbin over!"
  • Actual Lyrics: "These wizardries of mine will show me true foresight!"
  • Mondegreen: "These wizardries of mine will show me Bruce Forsyth!"
• "Attention" by Charlie Puth
  • Actual lyrics: "Throwing that dirt all on my name"
  • Mondegreen: "Throwing that turtle on my knee"

B

• "Baba O'Riley" by The Who
  • Actual lyrics: "Teenage wasteland"
  • Mondegreen: "Teenage spaceman"
• "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
  • Actual lyrics: "Baby got back"
  • Mondegreen: "Baby got a cat"
• Back In Black by AC/DC
  • Actual Lyrics: "Got loose from the noose"
  • Mondegreen: "Got news from the noose"
• "Bad" by Michael Jackson
  • Actual lyrics: "Your butt is mine"
  • Mondegreen: "Your blood is mine"
  • Another Mondegreen: "Your buddy's mine"
  • Actual lyrics: "Well, they say the sky's the limit, and to me that's really true"
  • Mondegreen: "When they say the Scotch will live, and the meat is really true"
  • Actual lyrics: "But, my friend, you have seen nothing"
  • Mondegreen: "But the French, they have been nothing"
  • Actual lyrics: "Just wait 'til I get through"
  • Mondegreen: "There's a window I get through"
  • Actual lyrics: "Shamone"
  • Mondegreen: "Come on"
  • Actual lyrics: "Your lying eyes"
  • Mondegreen: "Your lying lies"
  • Actual lyrics: "You're throwing stones to hide your hands"
  • Mondegreen: "You're throwing stones out your ass"
• "Bad Apple!!" from Touhou Gensokyo ~ Lotus Land Story:
  • Actual lyrics: "Looking deep inside myself and revealing only fright"
  • Mondegreen: "Looking different by myself and revealing only fright"
• "Bad Hombres, Nasty Women" by Schmoyoho:
  • Actual lyrics: "Donald got into a Twitter war"
  • Mondegreen: "Donald got into a Twitter whore"
  • Actual lyrics: "It's so dishonest, I say it's rigged"
  • Mondegreen: "It's Putin's thumbs, I say it's rigged"
  • Actual lyrics: "Our democracy works, we've had free and fair elections"
  • Mondegreen: "Our democracy works, we've had three unfair elections"
  • Actual lyrics: "We invest from the ground up"
  • Mondegreen: "We invest for the Crown, duh"
• "Bad Moon Risin" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Actual lyrics: "There's a bad moon on the rise"
  • Mondegreen: "There's a bathroom on the right"
  • Another one: "There's a bedroom on the right"
  • Actual lyrics: "One eye is taken for an eye"
  • Mondegreen: "What are you thinking for a night?"
• "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga:
  • Actual lyrics: "I want your love and all your lover's revenge"
  • Mondegreen: "I want your love and all you love is revenge"
  • Actual lyrics: "Caught in bad romance"
  • Mondegreen: "Calling bad romance"
  • Actual lyrics: "Your vertigo schtick"
  • Mondegreen: "Your vertical stick"
  • Actual lyrics: "Walk, walk, fashion, baby"
  • Mondegreen: "War, war, fashion, baby"
  • Actual lyrics: "I want your love, I don't wanna be friends"
  • Mondegreen: "I want your love and I wanna be friends"
• "Balla Da Li" ^note The memetic Awesome Face Song by Boom Boxx
  • Actual lyrics: "Haiduc"
  • Mondegreen: "Hi, duke!"
  • Actual lyrics: "Glamour parties, a new car"
  • Mondegreen: "Climb upon this: my new car"
  • Actual lyrics: "London, Rome, Paris"
  • Mondegreen: "London and Paris"
  • Actual lyrics: "Lights, camera, action, now you're on TV"
  • Mondegreen: "Last time I act, and now you're on TV"
  • Actual lyrics: "Dolly Buster"
  • Mondegreen: "Dolly Bastard"
  • Another Mondegreen: "Dolly Pasta"
• "The Ballad of Jane Doe" from Ride the Cyclone:
  • Actual lyrics: "Just John and me"
  • Mondegreen: "Just chew on me"
• "Bangarang" by Skrillex
  • Actual lyrics: "Shout to all my lost boys"
  • Mondegreen: "Salsa on my balls, boys"
• "Barbara Ann" by The Beach Boys
  • Actual lyrics: "Barb Barb Barb, Barb Barbara Ann"
  • Mondegreen: "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"
• "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
  • Actual lyrics: "Come on Barbie! Let's go party!"
  • Mondegreen: "Come on Barbie! Let's go, Barbie!"
  • or “Come on Barbie, let’s go potty!”
• “Battlefield” by Jordan Sparks
  • Actual Lyrics: “Get your armor”
  • Mondegreen: "Futurama"
• “Beat it” by Michael Jackson
  • Actual lyrics: “Show them how funky and strong is your fight”
  • Mondegreen: “Show them how fucking strong is your fight”
• "Before I Die" by Mushroomhead
  • Actual lyrics: "Why can't you see?"
  • Mondegreen: "I'll catch you, Surge"
  • Actual lyrics: "Question fate"
  • Mondegreen: "Crushin' brains"
  • Actual lyrics: "Don't give me love"
  • Mondegreen: "Doom Jimmy loom"
  • Actual lyrics: "Heard of her first third verse/(216) hands bound"
  • Mondegreen: "A never-fuss life for a sewer sense has-been"
  • Actual lyrics: "Taken from me in my mind/Empty without it inside/Starving, I am the deprived/Just want it once"
  • Mondegreen: "Take it from me in my mind/Empty without it inside/Starving, I am love-deprived/Just what it wants"
  • Actual lyrics: "Desires strong"
  • Mondegreen: "It's like a storm"
  • Actual lyrics: "It's hard to win when you've got so many mouths to feed"
  • Mondegreen: "It's tucked away when you've got so many miles to face"
  • Actual lyrics: "All alone"
  • Mondegreen: "What I love"
• "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who
  • Actual lyrics: "No one knows what it's like to be the bad man"
  • Mondegreen: "You don't know what it's like to be Batman"
• Be More Chill:
  • Actual lyrics: "I navigate the dangerous hall"
  • Mondegreen: "I never gate the dangerous hall"
  • Actual lyrics: "Don't say no, Jerry, can..."
  • Mondegreen: "Don't say no, jerrycan"
  • Actual lyrics: "Here in this teenage battle zone"
  • Mondegreen: "Here in this tainted battle zone"
  • Actual lyrics: "Be-boop-be-boop"
  • Mondegreen: "People, people"
  • Actual lyrics: "We love everything about SQUIPs!"
  • Mondegreen: "We love everything about Squibs!"
  • Actual dialogue: "My SQUIP says I can go all the way to Broadway!"
  • Mondegreen: "My script says I can go all the way to Broadway!"
• "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John
  • Actual lyrics: "She's got electric boots"
  • Mondegreen: "She's got electric boobs"
• "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel
  • Actual lyrics: "And I greet them with the widest smile"
  • Mondegreen: "And I greet them with the whitest smile"
  • Actual lyrics: "And my Heaven will be a big Heaven"
  • Mondegreen: "And my Heaven will be a big Hell"
  • Actual lyrics: "Look at my circumstance"
  • Mondegreen: "I advise a game stance"
• "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
  • Actual lyrics: "Who will dance on the floor in the round?"
  • Mondegreen: "Hoover dance, overflow, I'm around"
  • Actual lyrics: "She said I am the one"
  • Mondegreen: "She's an ion, the one"
  • Actual lyrics: "Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed"
  • Mondegreen: "Then heavy hair turned her eyes to green"
  • Actual lyrics: "People always told me, 'Be careful of what you do'"
  • Mondegreen: "People always showed me a big Jaffa, what to do?
  • Actual lyrics: "But the kid is not my son"
  • Mondegreen: "But Jared is not my son"
  • Another Mondegreen: "The chair doesn't love my son"
  • Actual lyrics: "But she came and stood right by me"
  • Mondegreen: "But your caiman stood right by me"
  • Actual lyrics: "Her schemes and plans"
  • Mondegreen: "Her stupid lens"
  • Actual lyrics: "This happened much too soon"
  • Mondegreen: "I guess the cannon wasn't soon"
  • Actual lyrics: "She called me to her room"
  • Mondegreen: "She poured into a woman"
  • Another Mondegreen: "She's boring, to her room!"
  • Actual lyrics: "You know what you did"
  • Mondegreen: "You know Jadine?"
• "Biomechanic Man" by Lordi ^note As noted by Harry Partridge
  • Actual lyrics: "Biomechanic man"
  • Mondegreen: "Bye, old mechanic man"
  • Actual lyrics: "And I'm a device of horny steel"
  • Mondegreen: "An Amélie bites a police deer"
  • Actual lyrics: "You need a spin in the torture wheel"
  • Mondegreen: "You need this spinach to touch a wheel"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm all man and all machine"
  • Mondegreen: "A normal man, a normal sheep"
  • Actual lyrics: "I hear the call, yeah"
  • Mondgreen: "Whitey the coroner"
  • Another mondgreen: "Why hit a Corgi?"
  • Another mondegreen: "Right in the corn, yeah"
• “Black Widow” by Iggy Azalea
  • Actual Lyrics: “I’m gonna love ya like a black widow, baby”
  • Mondegreen: “I’m gonna love ya like a black little baby”
• "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis
  • Actual lyrics: "...you cut me open and I..."
  • Mondegreen: "...you call me your banana..."
• "Blinded by the Light", originally by Bruce Springsteen, later covered by Manfred Mann's Earth Band
  • Original lyrics written by Springsteen: "Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night"
  • Actual lyrics as performed by Mann: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
  • Mondegreen: "Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"
• "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd:
  • Actual lyrics: "Sin City's cold and empty"
  • Mondegreen: "SimCity's cold and empty"
• "Blowing In the Wind" by Bob Dylan
  • Actual Lyrics: "The Answer My Friends"
  • Mondegreen: "The Ants Are My Friends"
• "Blue" by The Birthday Massacre:
  • Actual lyrics: "Fate changes faster than the death of light"
  • Mondegreen: "Read changes faster than the death of mice"
  • Another: "Free changes faster than the death of lies"
  • Actual lyrics: "You provide the envy and I'll provide the spite"
  • Mondegreen: "You provide the envy and I'll provide the spice"
  • Another: "You provide the envy and I'll provide the spies"
  • Actual lyrics: "Reflections cutting every face in two"
  • Mondegreen: "Reflections, sky, every face in two"
• "Blue" by Eiffel 65
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy"
  • Another mondegreen: "I'm blue, if I was green I would die"
  • Yet another mondegreen: "I'm blue, I would beat up a guy"
  • Combining two of the above Mondegreens: “I’m blue, and I would beat off a guy”
• "Bluebird" by Miranda Lambert
  • Actual lyrics: "There's a bluebird in my heart"
  • Mondegreen: "There's a bluebird in my eye"
• "Body Rock" from WarioWare: D.I.Y.
  • Actual lyrics: "Magic dancing charms"
  • Mondegreen: "Man, you're feeling drunk"
• "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
  • Actual lyrics: "Mama? Just killed a man"
  • Mondegreen: "Mama just killed a man"
  • Actual lyrics: "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!"
  • Mondegreen: "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard, me!"
  • Actual lyrics: "So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye"
  • Mondegreen: "So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye"
• "Bones" by Imagine Dragons
  • Actual lyrics: "'Cause there's magic in my bones"
  • Mondegreen: "Curse this magic in my bones"
• "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
  • Actual lyrics: "I walk alone"
  • Mondegreen: "I wore cologne"
  • Actual lyrics: "Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me"
  • Mondegreen: "Sometimes I wish someone, a bear, will find me"
• "Brain Power" by NOMA
  • Actual lyrics: "Call me a leader, cocaine"
  • Mondegreen: "Commonly known as cocaine"
• Brave:
  • Actual dialogue: "Hang your noggin on my wall!"
  • Mondegreen: "Hang your knob up on my wall!"
• "Break" by Good Kid:
  • Actual lyrics: "Scrawled across a screen beneath the spidering"
  • Mondegreen: "Scrawled across a screen beneath the Spider-Man"
• "Brief Encounters" by Franz Ferdinand:
  • Actual lyrics: "Car keys"
  • Mondegreen: "Khakis"
• "Bubblegum Bitch" by Marina Diamandis
  • Actual lyrics: "Got a figure like a pin-up, got a figure like a doll"
  • Mondegreen: "Got a figure like a peanut butter, figure like a doll"
  • Actual lyrics: "Candy bear, sweetie pie"
  • Mondegreen: "Cannabis, sweetie pop"
  • Another mondegreen: "Can't eat this sweetie pop"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm gonna pop your bubblegum hard"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm Miss Sugar Pink Liquor-Liquor Lips"
  • Mondegreen: "Ah, Miss Sugar Plum, lick-'er lick-'er lips"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm gonna be your bubblegum, bitch!"
  • Actual lyrics: "Dear diary, I met a boy, he made my doll heart light up with joy"
  • Mondegreen: "Dear diary, I met a boy, he made my dull heart light up with joy"
• "Buddy Holly" by Weezer
  • Actual lyrics: "That made them so violent?"
  • Mondegreen: "That they be sold by your looks?"
  • Actual lyrics: "And that's for all time"
  • Mondegreen: "And that is all, I think"
  • Actual lyrics: "Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit"
  • Mondegreen: "Your tongue is twisted, so are your stares"
• "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins
  • Actual lyrics: "Despite all my rage"
  • Mondegreen: "Spy out of range"
  • Another mondegreen: "In spite of my age"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm still just a rat in a cage"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm still just a-rattlin' Cage" ^note Or alternatively, Johnny Cage
• "Bungalow Bill" by The Beatles
  • Actual lyrics: "Bungalow Bill"
  • Mondegreen: "Buffalo Bill"

C

• Caillou theme song
  • Actual lyrics: "Growing up is not so tough, 'cept when I've had enough"
  • Mondegreen: "Growing up is not so tough, sucks when I've had enough"
• "Cannibal" by Tally Hall
  • Actual lyrics: "She rips out my bones just like I'm an animal"
  • Mondegreen: "She rips out my balls just like I'm an animal"
• “Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down” by Puff Daddy feat. Ma$e
  • Actual lyrics: “Used to be my man, how you gonna plot on my wife?”
  • Mondegreen: “Used to be my man, how you gonna plot on my life?”
  • Another mondegreen: “Used to be my man, how you gonna fly to my wife?”
• "Car Wash" by Rose Royce
  • Actual lyrics: "Keep those rags and machines humming"
  • Mondegreen: "Keep those waxin' machines humming"
• "Careless Whisper" by Wham!
  • Actual lyrics: "Guilty feet have got no rhythm"
  • Mondegreen: "Guilty feeling got no rhythm"
  • Actual lyrics: "I should've known better than to cheat a friend"
  • Mondegreen: "I should've known better than to treat a friend"
  • Actual lyrics: "Pain is all you'll find"
  • Mondegreen: "Pain is so hard, you'll find"
• "Cat's Eye" by E-Rotic
  • Actual lyrics: "Bathing in the light of the Moon"^note For those curious, E-Rotic was a German europop band from The '90s known for their racy songs—as well as their songs' use in early versions of DanceDanceRevolution; "Cat's Eye" is actually among their tamest songs. They mispronounce bathing, so the "bath" part sounds like the noun or city name "Bath" instead of the verb "bathe" as "bathing" is normally pronounced.
  • Mondegreen: "Wandering in the light of the Moon"
• "Cater 2 U" by Destiny's Child
  • Original lyrics: "...dessert and so much more"
  • Mondegreen: "...diesel and so much more"
• "Centuries" by Fall Out Boy
  • Actual lyrics: "and here's the frozen proof"
  • Mondegreen: "and here's the frozen fruit"
• "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang
  • Actual lyrics: Celebrate good times, come on!
  • Mondegreen: Celebrate good times, come home!
• "Chasing the Sun" by The Wanted:
  • Actual lyrics: "When the daylight's fading"
  • Mondegreen: With the Daylight Savings"
• Chicken Little:
  • Actual dialogue: "We should submit this to Chickens Gone Wild."
  • Mondegreen: "Let's just admit the chicken's gone wild."
• "Children of the Elder God" by Old Gods of Asgard
  • Actual lyrics: "Warriors, torchbearers"
  • Mondegreen: "Warriors torch their ass"
• Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000:
  • Actual dialogue: "How come common sense goes flying out the window every time he sings a song? Brother!"
  • Mondegreen: "How come Comic Sans goes flying out the window every time he sings a song? Bruh!"
• "Chump" by Green Day:
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm a chump!"
  • Mondegreen: "I messed up!"
• "Circus Monster" by CircusP, cover by JubyPhonic
  • Actual lyrics: "An amazing gift"
  • Mondegreen: "Enemies in gift"
• "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz:
  • Actual lyrics: "I ain't happy, I'm feelin' glad"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm happy, I'm feelin' glad"
• Clue:
  • Actual dialogue: "The point is: blackmail."
  • Mondegreen: "The point is: black male."
• "Cold Light" by KC Lights feat. Leo Stannard:
  • Actual lyrics: "Will you need me in the cold light?"
  • Mondegreen: "Will you meet me in the cold light?"
  • Another mondegreen: "Will you knee me in the gonads?"
• "Come Alive" from The Greatest Showman:
  • Actual lyrics: "To anyone who's searching for a way to break free"
  • Mondegreen "Twenty-one is searching for a way to break free"
• "Command & Conquer: Red Alert":
  • Actual Dialoge: "Cannot Deploy Here."
  • Mondegreen: "Kellogs Defoy-Hee-ah."
• "Constant Craving" by k.d. lang
  • Actual lyrics: "Constant craving has always been"
  • Mondegreen: "Can't stand gravy as always, Ben"
• "Cool Kids" by Echosmith
  • Actual lyrics: "I wish that I could be like the cool kids"
  • Mondegreen: "I wish that I could be like the cookies"
• "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla
  • Actual lyrics: "Our clothes are stained"
  • Mondegreen: "I lose a step"
• "Counting Stars" by OneRepublic
  • Actual lyrics: "Sink in the river the lessons I learn"
  • Mondegreen: "Sing in the middle of the lessons I learn"
• Courage the Cowardly Dog, S1 E7 Part 1, "King Ramses' Curse"
  • Actual lyrics: "The man in gauze! The man in gauze!
  • Mondegreen: "The man-god! The man-god!"
• "Crabs" by Mr Weebl:
  • Actual lyrics: "Shabadee badeh abedudeh" (or something)
  • Mondegreen: "I'd look bad if I was a dude"
  • Actual lyrics: "Debadee shmeedmegey"
  • Mondegreen: "Dead bodies made me gay"
• Cuphead:
  • Actual line: "A great slam and then some!"
  • Mondegreen: "A great clam and then some!"
• "Cyclone" by Dub Pistols
  • Actual lyrics: "You got me runnin' in a cyclone"^note Cyclone is pronounced with three syllables: cy-co-lone.
  • Mondegreen: "You got me runnin' in a psycho loan"
  • Another mondegreen: "You got me runnin' in a psycho ward"

D

• "Daddy Cool" by Boney M.
  • Actual lyrics: "Wild about Daddy Cool"
  • Mondegreen: "What about Daddy Cool?"
• "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
  • Actual lyrics: "You can dance, you can jive having the time of your life"
  • Mondegreen: "You can dance, you can die having the time of your life"
  • Actual lyrics: "See that girl, watch that scene, digging the dancing queen"
  • Mondegreen: "See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen"
  • Actual lyrics: "Dancing Queen Feel the beat from the tambourine"
  • Mondegreen: "Dancing Queen eat the bean off the tambourine"
• "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins:
  • Actual lyrics: "Highway to the danger zone"
  • Mondegreen: "Highway to the dangerous hour"
• "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees
  • Actual lyrics: "Oh, what can it mean"
  • Mondegreen: "Oh, I've got it mean"
• "Dead Kitten Song" by The Living Tombstone:
  • Actual lyrics: "Get the dead- Get the dead- Get the dead- Face-"
  • Mondegreen: "Hocotate- Hocotate- Hocotate Freight"
• "DEBT COLLECTOR" by Jhariah
  • Actual lyrics: "Gravedigger, cordial killer!"
  • Mondegreen: "Gravedigger, gradual killer!"
• "Deja Vu" from Initial D
  • Actual lyrics: "Deja vu, I've just been in this place before"
  • Mondegreen: "Deja vu, I've just been into space before"
• "Die Happy" by DREAMERS
  • Actual lyrics: "High up on the smoke in your eyes"
  • Mondegreen: "High above the smoking hill eyes"
• Die Hard:
  • Actual dialogue: "But Karl's up there!"
  • Mondegreen: "A cow's up there!"
  • Actual dialogue: "I was thinking more of roaring fireplaces... mulled wine, a nice aged brie..."
  • Mondegreen: "I was thinking more of roaring fireplaces... mulled wine, and Ice Age 3..."
• “Die Hard the Hunter” by Def Leppard
  • Actual lyrics: "He's lost in the crowd, die hard and proud"
  • Mondergreen: "He's blasting the crowd, get on the ground"
  • Actual lyrics: "His bullet carries your name"
  • Mondergreen: “He’s going to kill you again”
• "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera
  • Actual lyrics: "Dogs let'em out, women let'em in"
  • Mondegreen: "The dogs out better let'em in"
• "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC
  • Actual lyrics: "Just ring 36-24-36, hey!"^note This became a problem, as 36-24-36 was a valid phone number in Australia, and became a popular target for prank calls.
  • Mondegreen: "Just ring 362-4360, hey!"
  • Another mondegreen: "Just ring 362-4368!"^note And given phone number formatting in the North American Numbering Plan, it was easily misheard these two ways as well. The latter in particular actually resulted in a lawsuit in Illinois.
  • Actual lyrics: "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!"
  • Mondegreen: "Dirty deeds done with sheep!"
  • Mondergreen: “Dirty deeds dunder chief”
• "Doctor Whomst" by Origami Angel
  • Actual lyrics: "Watching Danny Phantom, eating Happy Meals"
  • Mondegreen: "Watching Danny Phantom eating Happy Meals"
• "Doesn't Really Matter" by Janet Jackson
  • Actual lyrics: "Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing"
  • Mondegreen: "Doesn't really matter what the eye can see"
  • Another mondegreen: "Doesn't really matter what the audience sees"
• "Don't Call Me Up" by Mabel
  • Actual lyrics: "My friends said you were a bad man"
  • Mondegreen: "My friends said you were The Batman"
• "Don't Cha" by The Pussycat Dolls
  • Actual lyrics: "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
  • Mondegreen: "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was free like me?"
• "The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson
  • Actual lyrics: "They love you when you're on all the covers"
  • Mondegreen: "They love you when you're under the covers"
• "Down on Me" by Janis Joplin
  • Actual lyrics: "Because it looks like everybody"
  • Mondegreen: "Because there's lipstick on my body"
• "Down On the Corner" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Actual lyrics: "Down on the corner, out in the street Willy and the Poor Boys are playin'"
  • Mondegreen: "Down on the corner, out in the street where the coke boys are playin"
• "Drowning Lessons" by My Chemical Romance
  • Actual lyrics: "As rice grains and roses fall down at your feet"
  • Mondegreen: "As ice creams and roses fall down at your feet"

E

• "Edge of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks
  • Actual lyrics: "Just like the white winged dove"
  • Mondegreen: "Just like the world we know"

• EKSE by Off The Meds
  • Actual lyrics: "Ekse! Bhuti ma yenza yenza"
  • Mondegreen: "Have sex, my answer yes!"
  • Actual lyrics: "Bhuti ma veza veza, bhuti ma Thenga thenga"
  • Mondegreen: "Poop my pants, poop my tent"
  • Actual lyrics: "Vula Vala Vula Vala"
  • Mondegreen: "Full of falafel"

• "Elastic Heart" by Sia
  • Actual lyrics: "Wanted to fight this war without weapons"
  • Mondegreen: "I'll have to fight this war without my guns"
• "Electro Gypsy" by Savlonic
  • Actual lyrics: "Watch him going door to door, selling pegs and lucky heather"
  • Mondegreen: "Watch him going door to door, selling bags of lucky heather"
  • Actual lyrics: "Yama-yamaha, Moog and a Casio"
  • Mondegreen: "Yama-yamaha, moo, gonna curse you all"
  • Actual lyrics: "Power is not what he craves, my friend"
  • Mondegreen: "Power is not what he creates, my friend"

• Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back:
  • Actual dialoguee: "How are ya doin', ya old pirate?"
  • Mondegreen: "How are ya doin', ya old parrot?"

• Encanto:
  • Actual dialogue: "I'm Jorge and I make the spackle"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm Jose, I make the spackle"
  • Actual dialogue: "She's his aunt but she has amnesia"
  • Mondegreen: "She's a zombie, she has amnesia"

• "Escapist" by Nightwish
  • Actual lyrics: "It all starts with a lullaby"
  • Mondegreen: "Beat off stars with a lullaby"

• "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon:
  • Actual lyrics: "There's always another wound to discover"
  • Mondegreen: "There's always another womb to discover"
  • Another mondegreen: "There's always another room to discover"

• "Evil Woman" by Electric Light Orchestra:
  • Actual lyrics: "Evil Woman"
  • Mondegreen: "Illegal Woman"
  • Another Mondegreen: "Lethal Woman"

F

• The Fairly Oddparents Theme Song:
  • Actual line: "Bed, twerp!"
  • Mondegreen: "Bad twerp!"
• "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz
  • Actual lyrics: "City’s breaking down on a camel’s back"
  • Mondegreen: "Santa’s breaking down on a camel’s back"
  • Another mondegreen: "Shit is breaking down on a camel's back"
  • Actual lyrics: "So while you fill the streets it's appealing to see"
  • Mondegreen: "So while you fail the streets there's a penny to see"
  • Actual lyrics: "You won't get out the county 'cause you're damned and free"
  • Mondegreen: "You won't get out the caddy 'cause you're dead and free"
  • Actual lyrics: "You got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style"
  • Mondegreen: "You got a new horizon, it's a federal star"
  • Actual lyrics: "My dreams, they've gotta kiss me"
  • Mondegreen: "My trains, they're kinda kissing"
  • Actual lyrics: "Turn forever, hand in hand"
  • Mondegreen: "Love forever, hand in hand"
  • Actual lyrics: "Take it all in on your stride"
  • Mondegreen: "Dick it all in on your stride"
  • Actual lyrics: "It is ticking, falling down"
  • Mondegreen: "It is sinking, falling down"
  • Another mondegreen: "It is stinking, falling down"
  • Yet another mondegreen: "It is slipping, falling down"
  • And another mondegreen: "It is sticking vole in Dan"
  • And another: "In this dicking hole in Dan"
  • Actual lyrics: "Is everybody in?"
  • Mondegreen: "Is everybody ill?"
  • Actual lyrics: "Play these ponies at the track"
  • Mondegreen: "Ladies, ponies, at the track"
  • Actual lyrics: "Don't stop, get it, get it"
  • Mondegreen: "Don't stop shittin', shittin'"
  • Another: "Don't shop, get it, get it"
• "Feels" by Calvin Harris, featuring Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry (singing) and Big Sean
  • Actual lyrics: "Don't be afraid to catch feels"
  • Mondegreen: "Don't be afraid to catch fish"
• "53rd and 3rd" by The Ramones
  • Actual lyrics: "Cause I got my other worries"
  • Mondegreen: "Cause I got my ultra walrus"
• "Fire Alarm" by Castlecomer
  • Actual lyrics: "Can I make a little conversation with the demons in my mind?"
  • Mondegreen: "Can I make a little conversation with the feelings in my mind?"
  • Actual lyrics: "Pretty girls in England stealing looks and wondering just who we are"
  • Mondegreen: "Pretty girls and Indians stealing looks and wondering just who we are"
• Five Nights at Freddy's: VHS Remake: "Pirate Cove Pre-Show"
  • Actual dialogue: "Would you landlubbers stop mucking around?!"
  • Mondegreen: "Would you landlubbers stop fucking around?!"
• "The Flame" by Cheap Trick:
  • Actual lyrics: "You were the first, you'll be the last"
  • Mondegreen: "You were the first to be the last"
• "Fly to Stay Alive" by maNga:
  • Actual lyrics: "But if you could see my love through a bird's-eye view, you"
  • Mondegreen: "But if you could see my love through a bird's eye, you, you"
  • Actual lyrics: "No magic till we try"
  • Mondegreen: "No magic silver tribe"
• "Forgot About Dre" by Dr. Dre featuring Eminem:
  • Actual lyrics: "And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre"
  • Mondegreen: "It's a fucking disaster they forgot about Dre"
• Freaks (2018):
  • Actual line: "That's my sister, Harper. Her birthday's June 13th."
  • Mondegreen: "That's my sister, Harbour. She has ginger teeth."
• Sometimes, the gibberish lyrics of (most) Friday Night Funkin' songs does not stop people from mishearing them for actual lyrics.
  • "Monster", one of two songs with actual English lyrics (coincidentally sung by the same opponent) has two misheard lines, the second one being right after the first:
    • Actual Lyrics: "Hay man, I'm gonna eat your girlfriend"
    • Mondegreen: "Evan/And then, I'm gonna eat your girlfriend"^note Due to the fact that "Monster" was put in the files (albeit left unused until the Week 7 update) back when Boyfriend's name was still being speculated by fans, this led fans to believe that his name was actually Evan. However, it was deconfirmed by the developers, even going as far as to reference it in a Couch Gag added in a later update, His name isn't Evan—silly TikTok.
    • Actual Lyrics: "Or maybe turn her into broth"
    • Mondegreen: "Or maybe turn her into bruh"
  • "Pico":
    • Pico: "Go Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, oh"
    • Boyfriend: "Go Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, yeah"
    • Pico: "Now we can compromise, something's been on my mind"
    • Boyfriend: "That could be pumpkin pie"
    • Pico: "Yeah baby, down for the night"
    • Pico: "Now, baby, see me drop my pants and come get in a wild night"
  • "Philly Nice":
    • Pico: "Superman thunder"
    • Boyfriend: "Pico funny"/"Big ol' bunny" ^note ...Among other things. These two mondegreens have became memes, with the former of which becoming a catchphrase said by fans when one of the devs are streaming, to the point of getting its own Couch Gag, and the other becoming memetic in its own right
    • Pico: "That's right, mhm, that's right"
    • Pico: "Demolishing the mannequin"
    • Boyfriend: "Pico go bye-bye"
  • Not even the countdown is safe, or at least the countdown used in Week 6...:
    • Actual line: "3, 2, 1, date!"
    • Mondegreen: "3, 2, 1, gay!"
• "Forever After All" by Luke Combs
  • Actual lyrics: "Just a T-shirt in the kitchen"
  • Mondegreen: "Just to taste her in the kitchen"
• "Found My Place" by Oh, Hush! and Jeff Lewis (from The LEGO Ninjago Movie)
  • Actual lyrics: "You know we owe it all to a giant cat"
  • Mondegreen: "You know we owe it all to a talking cat"
• "Freedom '90" by George Michael:
  • Actual lyrics: "We had every big-shot good-time band on the run, boy"
  • Mondegreen: "We had every bitch that could have been / Don't run, boy"
• "Fuel" by Metallica
  • Actual lyrics: "Fuck 'em, man"
  • Mondegreen: "Fuck a man"
• "Funky Dealer" from Jet Set Radio Future:
  • Actual lyrics: "High and a winner got a hot hand"
  • Mondegreen: "I ain't a winner, got a hard hand"

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