- Pretty much any scene with Spanish Buzz. Why? So far we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet PIXAR has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger Up to Eleven and make it new and fresh again. Plus, he's a Flamenco Dancing Astronaut!
- Jessie's reaction to Spanish Buzz Lightyear.
Jessie: Did you fix Buzz?Hamm: Eh... sort of.
- And for that matter, Woody's reaction to Spanish Buzz Lightyear.
- Or this line:
Buzz: [to Jessie] Ven conmigo, mi amor. Yo te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia y vamos a derrotar el mal con nuestro amor.
- Translated for those who don't speak Spanish "Come with me, my love. I will show the wonders of the galaxy and we will defeat evil with our love."
- Not to mention the flamenco that comes just before it. Just try not to crack up when El Buzzo pulls that crazy-crab-walk-windmill move. You will fail.
- Most things involving Ken. The best is probably Buzz's reply of "Yes, Well Groomed Man!" The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Affirmative, plastic metrosexual!").
- This scene after realizing how literal that line is.
Ken: It's almost like we were...Ken and Barbie: Made for each other.
- In order to help the other toys escape, Barbie tricks Ken into breaking her out of "jail," then modeling his clothes. She eventually ties him up and starts ruining his vintage clothing so he'll crack and tell her how to fix Buzz. When she goes to retrieve the manual, she's wearing Ken's space suit, but forgot to remove her pink high heels. The Bookworm takes one look at the heels and goes, "Yeesh!"
- This exchange when Woody first meets Bonnie's toys.
Woody: Look, I just need to know how to get out of here.Buttercup (melodramatically): There is no way out!Woody: (gasps)Buttercup: Just kidding, door's right over there.
- Though the boxing up scene is mostly tugging at your heartstrings, this moment is hilarious.
Jessie: Don't worry! I'll be fine! [whispers] Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish mode.Buzz: My what?
- Any scene involving "Mr. Tortilla Head". Especially the pigeon. Something about the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" just falls apart. Just the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" flops around is silly and hilarious. Or "Mr. Zucchini Head".
"You will not BELIEVE what I've been through tonight."
- "Lotso is a big, evil bear. Who smells of STRAWBERRIES."
- Barbie: Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!
- During the end credits, when the gang read a letter from Sunnyside, written in very neat, curly, and pink handwriting. It is not from Barbie, as they initially think, but Ken. The kicker? He signs it "Hugs and Kisses!"
Buzz: That Barbie's got some nice handwriting.Jessie: Uh... Buzz? Barbie didn't write that...
- The line that seemed to get the most laughs in the theater comes right after Molly throws Barbie in the donation box:
Jessie: Poor Barbie!Hamm: I get the Corvette.
- Woody introducing himself to Dolly cracks me up for some reason. It's the delivery of the line that nails it:
Woody: The name's Woody.Dolly: Woody, huh? You're gonna stick with that? [...] Of course, you're getting this from a doll named Dolly.
- Mr. Pricklepants: "Well, EXCUSE me, I'm trying to stay in character!"
- Immediately after this, he takes a deep breath in classic "slightly pretentious actor getting into character by pretending to be a tree" style... and then immediately snaps into his frozen toy mode, which is just him as a happily smiling stuffed porcupine.
- Followed by him and Trixie getting into a 'shush' fight.
- And then the line of him asking Woody if he's "classically trained."
- The pairing of Rex and Trixie as video game partners, each getting excited about the game and then collapsing after they defeat it. The best part? Trying to high five each other even though Rex's hands are too short.
- Despite being sort of scary and weird, brainwashed Buzz has some really funny quotes. "Quiet, musical hog!"
- The entire opening sequence. Seriously. It's just so hilariously overblown and epic that words don't do it justice. It gets even better when you realized the whole damn thing is just Andy's playtime in the eyes of the toys.
- "The orphans!!!"
- "That's MISTER evil Dr. Porkchop to you!"
- "Money, money, money!"
- "Oh yeah? Well, I brought my attack dog! With a built-in force field!" "Well, I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!"
- The Big Red Button labeled "DEATH BY MONKEYS." And the resulting explosion.
- The best part is that the entire scene is one long Call Back to the opening scene in the first and second movies.
- "El Vaquero!" (The Cowboy!)
- Every single line said by Spanish Mode Buzz is hilarious if you've ever seen Spanish soap operas. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in an actual Spanish soap opera. The voice actor's over the top delivery of the lines is the clincher, though.
- Even better in the Spanish Castilian version, where he speaks with a marked Andalusian accent.
- What about this line?
Woody: I got to get home to my owner. (Shows him his ANDY boot upside-down)Trixie: Who's Yidna?Mr. Pricklepants: I think it's pronounced Yid-nay.
- Pretty much everything said by Bonnie during her playtime is a combination of this and Heartwarming Moments: "The ghosts are throwing pies!", "I have the secret ingredient-Jellybeans!", "We need a spaceship to get away from the witch!"
- "SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE!" "Poison?!" [spits out a jellybean]
- This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much pretend coffee.◊
- And on that note, after Bonnie goes away Woody tries to find out where he is, only for the other toys to take a few seconds to remember what kind of bizarre scenario they're part of this time.
Trixie: [Excited] I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctors with life-changing news!
- "We do a lot of improv here."
- When Jessie admits to Woody he was right about Andy not throwing them away:
Jessie: Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I-I was wrong.
- The Where Are They Now ending is both this and Heartwarming Moments. Five words: "Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?"
- And who could forget this hilarious line by Mr. Potato Head:
"I told you kids, stay out of my butt!"
- "Just a dinosaur". The context, coupled with Kristen Schall's voice acting, which managed to make the line sound apologetic and dismissive, at the same time, never fails to please. And if you look at Trixie after she says that, her eyes shift back to Woody for just a moment. It's subtle, but it'll get you.
- Though the Monkey was Nightmare Fuel for some, it's hard to hold back laughter at the telephone's speech to Woody. There's something hilarious about a dramatic briefing with the word "monkey" in it.
- The look on Buzz's face when Woody's trying to calm the toys down pre-packing.
- The look on Woody's face when Trixie tries to tell him where they are.
- Chuckles, you'd expect with a name like that that he'd be smiling, but then the camera cuts to reveal his face to us and he's frowning. Made even funnier by him having an unexpectedly gruff tone of voice and intense delivery that seems very out of place for a toy clown.
- When Buzz is trying to sneak around, he sees Ken and Barbie giggling and playing a game where they alternate who says each word of "I love you." The look of disgust on Buzz's face is priceless!
- The way that Lotso condescendingly calls Ken "Kenneth".
- When Barbie needs to get information from Ken. She does this by tying him up....and ripping his clothes.
NOT THE NEHRU JACKET!
- This is more hilarious when you realize that the "Nehru Jacket" doesn't actually exist; the commentary reveals that the crew made it up when they discovered that the real rarest Barbie franchise item was something totally boring, so boring that they don't even reveal what it actually is.
- She ties him up to a paddleball paddle. It blatantly sticks out while everything else in the dollhouse is perfectly proportioned and normal-looking.
- Lotso's Fate Worse Than Death at the end. Enough said.
"Hey buddy, you might want to keep your mouth shut."
- It's made even funnier by Sid appearing as the garbage truck driver.
- The fact that he was still "singing" (really loudly, and really obnoxiously) makes it even better.
- When Andy's Mom takes the rest of the gang towards the curb thinking they're garbage, Woody whistles for Buster like he did in the previous film. Except this time, Buster is a very old dog and just falls asleep when he enters the room- right on top of Woody!
- This bit...
Mr. Potato Head: Andy doesn't want us anymore.Woody: He was putting you IN THE ATTIC!
- Woody's description of daycare.
Woody: Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.(beat; Barbie starts crying)
- Hamm and Rex's trying to fight with each other during the prison breakout sequence, but due to their short arms, they just end up slap-fighting!