" Fuhrstar! yellded a TiggerStraw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW!
"But it wooden work becas thers a lizded on it." They all locked at the lizard. It wus a newt. The nwt ran away.
Pretty much everything in "Chapter 10 The Recluse" and "Catter 1 The Fiht Aganst the Sitters 1".
Anything involving the " plebians", LakePaool and RedOaw.
She battlecried using his nose to tar down the evill cats.
"WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?"
Any of the author's notes.
STUP GLAMING!11! IF YOU'R AN FLAM,E YOUR A STNITS AND WIL BUN IN HEIKL!
YOUR JUST JELOS YOUR GOING 2 HEL LJESS IS OYUR SAVER
Stupid falmes! ur all satinsit1s! StarKesus is ur saver y cant u just eccept that. Also im not a torll!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty!
jeuss doesent lick people who flmale!
scholo was rly hard sinc I goat back they gave us alot of homowork and i was haveing torlble with som of my friends bcaus I am a lesbain now nd they dont unferstand.
Hi guyss I'm bakke.! For a wile I was realy depresed because i found a lot of fanfics on this site which i THINK THEIR MOCKING MY STORY. I men realy theres a strouy about a at named LovelyyKit and one about SparkekIt what is that about?/?/ I theink tehyre moking me! If ur readingt rhis and and you wrote one of those bad storiess?,.. i think youre stories arr TROLFIC.S
"OM Goht" sid StarPaw. "Quickk mack me a warrror!"
"LakePaool is buck and seh is NUT OKA!"
"~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111" said TarGleam.
"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" SAID JAZZOSONG.
"" WALLED STARLGME.
AND THEN STARGLEAM WAS DIED!11!111!11111!1!11!
Cahpter 13 The Metang wit Sartcaln
No BENG GAY!f
So hod u guys lik eit? it wass so didsuting 2 rite the gya part. HBut thigs are guna be better no inteh clams! Also if ur a bad reveiwer u dont belive in Gosh ull go 2 hekc. thx guys for the god reveis. !
He raped his tail aroond her sholders.
"well watever Im going to g join SaitnClan cuase im evil now by" said FlamePelt and she was gone.(Mudwuzhere)
GayStrip locked at hr meanly.
"So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe.
"I cant see yo" he said and he buped into a tree. Then he fele down.
"!" said StarPaw ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!
Wit a rar like an volcano erection she jumped at StarGlaem!
"theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ saud JayFeather.
Everyone jumped at the HoBare!
but he was to fat.
"The told me that BlakStar was deda he was so dpersed when you bcame ledar that he mocitted swisscide."
"i know rite." said FierStart "but he was so sad yo woudnet be his meat."
"who is StarGlaem" asked StarGleam
"LIONBLAZE ARE YOU A..... HOMOSEZZUAL?/?/?/?2"
HolyKeaf turned into… a…. FUX!
"?" said StarPaw beuatifully.
"Your mwneot will be" saiud JazzSeng.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!111!111!" YELLED STARFLEM!1!111!111
"t!" said SatrKit.
And then… was BROCKENSTAR?
"Then by the powers of Starclan, I gave you this narme." Indeed you did.
"" WALLED STARLGME.
"Tes i was but I relied I stil lube you GlamePool he siad.
'"lol" lalueghed TigerStar, "I dont care Im evillll!"'
The Christmas special. All of it.
And then… frorm the cord.... came.... A LINO!1!11!1
Everone startwf crapping!
StarStar ahd HolyLeaf pined down when suddenly... SHE FELT A MOVIE INSIDE HER!
Her tears were make rainbows.
GleamPaw was about to say NIIIIIIIII BUT THEN she got ANGNRY.
StarGleam clawd a cat and blood sarfed the air she said "Take that ThdnerClan traiters!" but inide she was thinking I cunt do this!111!1!
"Do uyo think I car TugerStar is beter than all fo you dumb boldens."
HER KAWAII ORANGE WYWS STARTED TO GLOW!11111
All of the dramatic readings.
If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits.
"Ttlu." Said HollyLefa meanly from his ides.
"ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"I have pows beyound ur emaginating!"
BUT SUDDENLY BTFORIT COULD RATH HER THERE WAS JAZSONG AND FLUFLYKIT AND EVERYOEN1
“Every one! Look at Stargleam! She’s….......GROWING!”
The fact that this fanfic ends mid-sentence.
The music is credited to " CHEKOVSKY."