Funny / Sonic Adventure 2

See the Narm page for unintentional hilarity.

• Sonic's introductory cutscene: He complains that the flight is boring and then busts his way out of captivity.
  Sonic: Talk about low-budget flights! No food or movies?! I'm outta here! (looks at the camera) I like running better.
• The G.U.N. Truck. G.U.N. has a truck as wide as the entire street, the driver of which is willing to cause massive collateral damage just to catch one hedgehog.
• Tails when he's flying over Prison Island.
  Tails: There's no mistake about it, this must be the island. It's a secret military base that is reinforced and super strong! It's called Prison Island. I heard the news about it on Satellite TV!
  • The last line is funny, but Tails was actually talking about Sonic's arrest in the original script.
• Rouge the Bat's first ever cutscene:
  • She and Knuckles argue about the Master Emerald when Eggman shows up to steal it.
    Rouge: Wha-!? Thief!
    Knuckles: Look who's calling who a thief.
  • After Knuckles breaks the Master Emerald into pieces, Rouge gives out one of the most half-hearted yells in recorded history. This is reused later in the game when she almost falls to her death.
  • Rouge then proceeds to grab Knuckles and shake him.
    Rouge: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! What was that all about?! (seizes Knuckles and shakes him violently) AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY EMERALD!
  • Eggman's only response to Knuckles shattering the Emerald is to flail about as if he got punched... and let out a slightly disinterested Flat "What" before pretty much shrugging his shoulders and heading back to base.
• Three words: Amy. Hugging. Shadow. The look on his face is priceless. And you thought Rouge was terrifying.
• Sonic's delivery of the line "BLOWS UP?!"
• In the cutscene before Death Chamber, the heroes realize that they need a key to get inside the center of Eggman's pyramid base. Sonic volunteers Knuckles into finding it without missing a beat.
  Sonic: No problem. We can find it. Right, Knuckles?
  Knuckles: What?! Why do I have to find the key?
  Sonic: We're counting on you, buddy. The world's greatest treasure hunter!
• In the Dark Story before the Egg Golem boss, we get what starts off as the same cutscene as when you fight it in the Hero Story, but in this version, it goes on to show a compressed sequence of the Hero-side fight and outcome as Sonic jumps up and delivers a kick to the restraining mechanism on the golem's head and causes it to turn on Eggman. Though it's more of the dialogue that makes this hilarious:
  Sonic: TERIAAAAA!!!
  • Made funnier by the fact that if you listen to it with the Japanese audio, it becomes "TEEEEEERIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
  • Another funny moment, present in the Dark Story version:
    Eggman: Gah, what a piece of junk!
    (The Egg Golem looks to Eggman right as Sonic's Image Song says "don't criticize")
    Eggman: (As the Golem raises its hand towards him) NOOOOOOOOOOO!

  It's almost as if the Egg Golem's going, "Hey! Who're you calling 'junk'!?"

• OH NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT LEVER!! OOOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
  • The dialogue immediately before that:
    (the shuttle hits a stray meteor)
    Sonic: What the—!?
    Tails: Is everyone alright? We should be landing soon!
    Knuckles: Oh no... the hatch door is open!
    Sonic: Don't sweat it, Knuckles. The only thing in the cargo bay are those Master Emeralds! Right?
    Knuckles: What do you mean, "don't sweat it"?! Land the shuttle and let me out!
    Sonic: Knock it off, Knuckles! We're gonna crash this thing if you keep that up!
  • And then later, Sonic telling Eggman that letting Knuckles pilot the shuttle on the way over was a lot more dangerous than Eggman could ever be.
• Sonic's monologue when you resume the Hero story at Crazy Gadget includes this line.
  Sonic: Eggman said he'll trade us Amy for the Emerald... I have to think about that one!
• This exchange in the Last Story.
  Eggman: That mad scientist!
  Amy: That should be you, right?
• After Shadow trashes The Biolizard in an epic one-on-one battle, he finishes with the greatest one-liner in the universe; "GET OUT, YOU UGLY PROTOTYPE!"
• Whenever you're playing as Eggman and take damage that drops his health into the yellow, he says "You! I'll make you pay for this!" He will say this when he takes damage from enemy attacks, running into enemies, even when he takes damage from a stage hazard, such as a spike or a laser. What's funny there is the thought of him yelling at, and swearing vengeance upon an inanimate object that probably didn't even intend to cause him any harm.
  • YOSH!
  • OH NO! My power is going down!
• Sonic's second encounter with Shadow is supposed to be serious, but one simple error made it absolutely hilarious:
  Sonic: I found you! Faker!
  Shadow: Faker? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here! You're comparing yourself to ME? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
  Sonic: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!
  • And speaking of which, just any time characters interrupting each other's sentence can qualify. Or hell, when Sonic speaks so fast he interrupts himself! "Hey! It's not his spee-he must be using the Chaos Emerald to wa-" "-name is Shadow."
• Eggman catching the nightly news at his hideout.
  • "We interrupt this broadcawst for this impawtant news flawsh."
  • "Mysterio-YUSS-ly, the only thing stolen was-" "A Chaos Emerald???" "-a Chaos Emerald."
  • "Eyewitnesses on the scene identified the culprit as world-renowned hero, Sonic the Hedgehog." (This is said over a ridiculously high-quality shot of a black hedgehog with red eyes and white fur who looks absolutely nothing like Sonic.) "Sounds more like the work of Shadow!"
  • Even better: in the Japanese version, Eggman is just as flabbergasted as the audience is!
  • While watching the news report, Eggman noticably scratches his ass.
• Just the character's reaction to whenever a ghost pop up from out of nowhere. They drop on the ground for a second and then get back on their feet again.
  • In Egg Quarters, a Boo will pop up from the Mystic Melody ruins. It makes one think, "Whose bright idea was it to put a ghost in the ruins?".
  • It's worth noting that even Chaos (at least in 2P mode) is not immune in getting jumpscared by a Boo.
• Debuggers have found ways to put Mech-less Eggman in other stages, mainly Sonic and Shadow stages. This is already funny on its own, but then people discovered what happens when he gets an◊ upgrade in this form◊.
• Try to get behind King Boom Boo too early... over and over again. "Rrr hrr, rrr hrr! Hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
  • Worse yet is the sound he makes when he first appears. "Blaar blaar blaar!"
  • Knuckles' encounter with King Boom Boo in all three versions of the script.
    Japanese: ん?誰だ!? んな? お、おばけぇ?^Translation: Huh?! Who's there?! Wha-!? A... A ghost...?!
    English Demo: Huh? Who's there? What?! A ghost?
    English Final: Huh? Who's there? What the...a ghost?
• In Eternal Engine, there's a room with Omochao in it. And he's right next to an airlock that can be blown out. Do so, and Omochao will be continually sucked out of the airlock and respawned.
  • Hell, any time Video Game Cruelty Potential happens to Omochao is funny.
  • The best ones are the ones that happen by accident such as when you're charging up a Spin Dash with the Light Attack obtained, or when a Laser Blaster-powered shot explodes in its face. He just had to get into the action, didn't he?
  • Omochao can break crates and robots just by accidentally flying into them.
  • Omochao's reactions to getting hit can be pretty funny, especially when you weren't even the one who hit him and he still gets mad at you. Clearly, the programmers knew fans weren't gonna like him.
  • Omochao will thank you if you put him down. Even if you drop him into a Bottomless Pit.
• Many of Big the Cat's cameos can be this, especially if you're not expecting them. Sometimes he's just climbing a wall, sometimes he's fishing for nothing, and sometimes he'll just... stare at you.
  • His cameo in City Escape is on the sidewalk of the truck chase, meaning he ends up getting run right over. And yet he's still perfectly okay in all of his other appearances.
  • His appearances in cutscenes are just a joy in and of themselves; if you can activate them, you can see Big chilling out in several plot-important scenes. He's even in the G.U.N. helicopter at the start of the Dreamcast version!
• Whenever Shadow gets stuck by something, he will say "You think you can hold me?!" The amusing part is this happens whenever he's being held by a Boo, which he never encounters in all of his stages.
• Many moments with the Chao can surely count:
  • Whenever you give a Chao some food, it will start eating it, then they will stop and look to their left and right right before they resume eating the food. It's even funny when they throw their unfinished food away, especially when they're not really hungry.
• The hints in the treasure hunting stages can be amusing at times:
  • There is a hint in Death Chamber which says "Above Omochao". You will find out that the key is really above Omachao, who is under a falling trap.
  • Mad Space is full of it. Just about every first hint will always be in backwards writing while the second and third hints will tell you the opposite of what you need to know.
• This small dialogue between Rouge and Eggman after passing the second section in Route 280:
  Eggman: Rouge, did you find Tails?
  Rouge: Wait a minute. Be quiet! Just leave it to me!
• The ending of the scene where Sonic, Tails, and Amy arrive to the ARK. Sonic and Tails head to start off their mission with Amy whining at the two for leaving her behind. Clearly, someone isn't happy with not being playable in the main story.
  Amy: I hate you! You guys always leave me behind and have all the fun!
• Snapcube's infamous dub of the game is worth a mention, as Eggman's VA Alfred Coleman (who isn't even an actor mind you) practically steals the whole thing - especially in the dark storyline, but the scene that is the most hilarious and most memorable part of the dub is the part where Eggman comes to make an announcement.
• Most of the character themes are pretty standard, but if you use Eggman's character theme, he has a few very funny remarks depending on what mode you select.
  (upon selecting Racing) "I HATE driving!"
  (upon selecting Chao Garden) "Heroes are wimpy!"
  (upon selecting Emblems) "Haven't you got all the emblems yet?"
  (upon selecting Character Theme) "What?! You don't like me?!"
  (upon selecting Sound Test) "There's no time to be listening to music!"
  • Rouge and Shadow also have their moments:
    Rouge: (upon selecting Emblems) "Why haven't you collected them all yet?"
    (upon selecting Character Theme) "What?! I'm not good enough for you?!"
    Shadow: (upon selecting Sound Test) "I'm not interested."
• In the scene after Eggman informs of the Biolizard being transported outside the ARK and becoming one with the Eclipse Cannon, Knuckles shouts at Sonic, then Sonic looks at Shadow who looks back at him, and we get a shot of Knuckles making a somewhat goofy-looking stare at the camera.
• There's one unused (possibly improvised) Eggman line where he seems perturbed by the game's other human designs:
  "Eugh, you guys are funny-looking!"
• Eggman's close-combat attack is an Extendo Boxing Glove, which is a hilarious contrast to all his other bullet-based attacks. Made even better with his hammy "HOR-AY!" every time you use it.

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