Funny / Mega Man Legends
Being a Lighter and Softer
series compared to Mega Man X
and Mega Man Zero
, the Legends
series is bound to provide a few laughs or so.
Mega Man Legends 1
Mega Man Legends 2
- The hammy-ass narrator from the opening.
"On a world covered by eeeennnnnddless water..."
- When the Reaverbot boss follows Mega Man out of the tower at the start of the game. His reaction is priceless.
- When you save the Junk Store man early on, he asks for your name, and you can tell him either Mega Man, or Hippopotamus. If you tell him Hippopotamus, he actually calls you that for the rest of the game.
- The Japanese version takes it up a notch: You can say that your name is "Kaba" which besides being Hippo in Japanese is also an instance of being called "baka (stupid)".
- Anytime Tron Bonne acts like a Tsundere to Mega Man. The first meeting for instance, where Tron has been chased up a street light by the little dog Paprika.
- During the otherwise not very funny boat battle, we get this rather hilarious exchange while the Bonnes chases Mega Man and Roll's boat down a canal:
Tesiel Bonne: What's the matter? If you don't watch it, you're gonna end up with a big hole in your backside! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Roll Caskett: I can't shake them...Mega Man...Mega Man, are you all right? You didn't fall off or anything did you?
- There are a few occasions where you get bonus dialogue options in conversations, options which, while usually wrong as far as advancing the plot or sidequest, are universally hilarious. For example, Mega Man encounters a painter in Uptown who comments that something's missing from the painting she's working on and asks him what he thinks it needs. The player can either reply "Some red" or "Some talent."
- During the battle with the Marlwolf, Teisel boasts about it being invincible to Mega Man's weapons, which is true... However, the Servbots keep repeatedly opening the hatch to attack Mega, in turn giving Mega Man a way of damaging it. Teisel, being genre savvy enough to realize that this is what's leading to their downfall, proceeds to spend the rest of the battle screaming at them to quit opening the hatch.
Teisel: What do you think you're doing? Hurry up and close the hatch!
Teisel: I thought I told you to close the hatch!
Teisel: I SAID CLOSE THE HATCH!!
The Misadventures of Tron Bonne
- Mega Man walks in on Roll taking a bath, and she screams at him over a black screen. When the screen fades back in, Mega Man is back outside pumping his fist in victory. He doesn't even seem to be shocked this time unlike in the previous game, as if he actually meant to do it.
- Notably, in the Japanese version of the first game, he also did a fist pump - they censored that out by not having him do the animation in the western release. It also doesn't help that Data practically told Mega Man to check the bathroom just to cause this.
- During the battle on Nino Island, after shooting down all the Birdbot assault teams:
: All of our assault teams have been shot down! Green Birdbot
: Inconceivablllllle!! Red Birdbot
: I told you not to underestimate them! How come we have to go to so much trouble over one little blue guy? Blue Birdbot
: *hits the Green Birdbot over the head!*
Blue guy!? What are you talking about, me!? Blue!? Huh!? Are you talking about me!? Red Birdbot
: No, not you! The guy down there! Copilot Birdbot
: Curses! Our plan may have failed, but we can't let that blue guy off this easy! For our fallen comrades! Battlestations! Blue Birdbot
: Yeah! Get the blue guy! Keh keh keh keh, keh keh!!
- Also, after you fight Klaymoore the second time... his back goes out. The old timer has to, while stammering in pain, ask his partner Bola to take him out of the ruins.
- Hell, Bola's comment just sells it.
Bola: *poofs in, sighs* I thought I was your partner, not your nursemaid.
- Teisel Bonne's Even Evil Has Standards moment during the raid on Saul Kada:
Teisel Bonne: Listen up everybody! Take everything of value that isn't nailed down, you hear me?! I mean everything— I don't want there to even be a toothpick left, got it!
Servbot 1: Master Tiesel, we've taken all the food and supplies and loaded them onto the ship!
Servbot 2: Uhm, what should we do with the toilet paper?
Teisel Bonne: We may be pirates, but we're not barbarians. We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
- After Tron's robot gets blown up in the Saul Kada Ruins, the camera pans to Mega Man going really red in the face, and this exchange takes place:
Tron Bonne: *coughing* Well, there goes another *coughs* Gustaff, but it doesn't matter, you're too late, we won! Bon is on his way up to the surface with the key. *coughs* What? Why is your face red? Why is everybody looking at me that way?
One Servbot: Um, Miss Tron, your um clothes have been, um, kind of, um, ripped off...
Other Servbot: Actually, your clothes are, um, gooone.
Tron Bonne: What... ah... *screams* ...y-you dummies! Why didn't you tell me before?!? R-retreat, retreat!
Both Servbots: R-R-Roger!