Funny: iZombie

The TV Series: Season 1

Episode 1: Pilot
  • Liv walks in on some cops mocking Clive by singing Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" (after Clive told them that a murder victim identified herself using Gaga's real name): She has this to say about it:
    Liv: I think those guys want your bad romance. Unless singing Gaga around the station is a cop thing.
  • Also, the scene where Sandy Rivers says she needs more of a tan (which is now impossible for her to obtain after becoming a zombie) she immediately responses by quoting what he says during one of his sessions with a dead call girl. The little enraged head tilt she does before that is both hilarious and adorable. The rest of her facial reactions, especially when Clive gives her a "I can't believe your right" look also count.
  • Clive when he finds Liv and Ravi watching a movie.
    Clive: Zombies! I would be a dangerous man after the zombies came—I wouldn't be making any rookie mistakes. Is that a scratch on my grandmother. [points to Ravi] BAM! Haste la vista, Mee-Maw.
    Liv: [somewhat horrified] Chivalry is dead.
    Clive: But Clive is alive.
  • Liv receiving heart surgery from Ravi, yeah, that scene.

Episode 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Brain?
  • At one point in the episode, Major is asked by Liv why she was (supposedly) such a jerk. His response is gold.
    Major: I don't know; it was one of the things I just put up with because you're super hot. I'm kidding... [mumbles] to a degree.

Episode 3: The Exterminator

  • The entire opening banter scene between Liv and Ravi, with multiple parts of hilarity; an incredibly cute conversation between a couple of Adorkable Deadpanned Snarkers.
  • Liv: If you heard the aimless shambling of the undead, that might have just been me.

Episode 4: Liv and Let Clive
  • Liv's newfound brain induced paranoia as the impetus for Ravi and Major becoming roommates who are VERY excited about playing Diablo III together.
  • Liv sees Ravi go into the porn section of a Chinese video store and offers her opinion:
    Liv: Your need for privacy in your living arrangement has just come into much sharper focus.

Episode 5: Flight of the Living Dead
  • Ravi teases Liv endlessly about her crush on Lowell, until she stops him with this remark:
    Ravi: Ooooh!
    Liv: Shut up or I'll eat you.

Episode 6: Virtual Reality Bites
  • Liv thinking that Lowell's accent comes from Buckingham Regalshire. He corrects her to London.
  • Liv trying to make a lame excuse for why she has to cancel her date, before remembering Lowell is also a zombie and she can just tell the truth.

Episode 7: Maternity Liv
  • Ravi and Lowell having a rapid-fire, extremely British conversation discussing the specific origins of their accents and trash-talking various local sports teams. Liv responds with this gem:
    Liv: Why do I have the sudden urge to dump tea into a harbor?
    Lowell: What's she talking about?
    Ravi: Colonist propaganda. Pay her no mind.
  • Liv thinking Lowell is suddenly no longer interested in her, only to later find out that he ate a gay guy's brains so he'll be back to normal once the effects wear off.
    Lowell: I didnít really get it until I saw a magazine with Idris Elba on the cover, and the phrase Ďbig piece of yumí popped into my head. Iím mildly afraid of heights, but I would not hesitate to climb that mountain.

Episode 10: Mr. Berserk
  • Sebastian's choice of exclamation after Liv headbutts him is pretty funny (and quite dark, given the circumstances)
    Sebastian: Ow, Mother of Dragons! God, that hurt!

Episode 11: Astroburger
  • Shortly after eating the brains of someone with schizophrenia, Liv winds up having the devil talk to her (in the form of a bag of "Hellfire Cheezy Puffs" with a devil mascot):
    Ravi: I am concerned...but I'm also craving salt before sweet. [gestures to the bag] Do you think he'd mind?
    Devil: Eat me!
    Liv: He seems okay with it.

Episode 12: Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat
  • Liv mixes the cheerleader's brains into hot chocolate.
    Ravi: [watching Liv drink] I am resisting the urge to chant CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
    Liv: No! No you're not! Don't make me laugh! I nearly sprayed Mexican-style cheerleader brain hot chocolate out my nose!

Episode 13: Blaine's World
  • Major and Blaine in the freezer.
    Major: Why are you doing this?
    Blaine: Daddy issues? Megalomania? Greed? Wow, it felt really good to get that off my chest.

    Blaine: You know what my mother used to say?
    Major: "Oh god, why didn't I use birth control?"

Season 2

Episode 1: Grumpy Old Liv

Episode 2: Zombie Bro

  • Ravi is annoyed that Major can't get him drugs.
    Major: Yeah, because everything about me looks like I can score drugs.
    Ravi: You bought a grenade out of a trunk of a car! How can you not figure out how to buy drugs at a nightclub?
    Major: It's a different skillset! If you want a bazooka, I can get you a bazooka in fifteen minutes. At cost.
  • Ravi is offended that the drug dealer doesn't think he might be an undercover cop.
  • An exasperated Major is watching Ravi trying to record his observations of being high off of Utopium... before Major decides to join in.
  • Liv on frat boy brains is hilarious and she can't hold back her urges to do incredibly stupid things like:
    • Arranging two skeletons in the morgue against each other to make it so one is laying across the other's lap and the latter is spanking the former.
    • Putting makeup all over a sleeping Ravi complete with blush, lipstick, blue eyeshadow, and beard glitter (that Ravi can't get off) all topped off with FART written across his forehead.
  • A somber moment of Liv (who is still on frat boy brains) comforting Major (who is high off of Utopium) results in this:
    Major: I won't let anything happen to you.
    Liv: ...And I won't shave off your eyebrow.
  • Crosses into squick: A couple comes in to get questioned together and Babineaux asks them what they were doing with a giant costume of an anthropomorphic animal at home. The girl confesses that she's a furry.

Episode 4: Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues

  • Blaine's new zombie enforcer is a dim-witted mute named Chief. When they go to collect a drug-dealer turned preacher, he asks (through his phone) if Jesus was a zombie.

Episode 5: Love and Basketball

  • Liv refuses sex with Major in case it turns him into a zombie, and checks on him in the morning to make sure.
    Liv: We got lucky.
    Major: ...not the way I remember it.
  • Pure Black Comedy, but the Max Rager employees watching a restrained mindless zombie trying to grab a bowl of brains just out of reach.
    Gilda: It's like watching my mom try to refold a map. The cane is right there!
  • Ravi and Blaine fighting over the anti-zombie serum. They wrestle all over the lab, over and under the tables, until Ravi smashes it with a glass of something.
    Blaine: Well that's my cardio for the day.

Episode 6: Max Wager

  • Ravi and Peyton find out about the renewed Liv/Major romance when Major comes down in the morning practically singing.
    Ravi: It won't always be this nauseating, right?
    Major: Suffer, bitch.
  • Continuing the above, Liv hums cheerily while doing an autopsy, which freaks out Ravi.
  • Liv and Ravi think Clive is a hero for standing next to one of their asshole former perps who got shot.
    Clive: There's nothing heroic about not getting shot.
    Ravi: Did you soil yourself?
    Clive: No!
    Ravi: Then it's heroic in my book.


The names of Blaine's goons (besides Juilen)? Zom-A and Zom-B.