Funny: iZombie

The TV Series

Episode 1: Pilot
  • Liv inquires about the cops singing Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" and Clive asks why she thinks they're doing that. She tosses out this gem in response:
    Liv: I think those guys want your bad romance. Unless singing Gaga around the station is a cop thing.
  • Also, the scene where Sandy Rivers says she needs more of a tan (which is now impossible for her to obtain after becoming a zombie) she immediately responses by quoting what he says during one of his sessions with a dead call girl. The little enraged head tilt she does before that is both hilarious and adorable. The rest of her facial reactions, especially when Clive gives her a "I can't believe your right" look also count.
  • Clive when he finds Liv and Ravi watching a movie.
    Clive: ''Zombies! I would be a dangerous man after the zombies came—I wouldn't be making any rookie mistakes. Is that a scratch on my grandmother" (points to Ravi )"BAM! Haste la vista, Mee-Maw.
    Liv: (Somewhat horrified) "Chivalry is dead."
    Clive: But Clive is alive.
  • Liv receiving heart surgery from Ravi, yeah, that scene.

Episode 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Brain?
  • At one point in the episode, Major is asked by Liv why she was (supposedly) such a jerk. His response is gold.
    Major: I don't know; it was one of the things I just put up with because you're super hot. I'm kidding... (mumbles) to a degree.

Episode 3: The Exterminator

  • The entire opening banter scene between Liv and Ravi, with multiple parts of hilarity; an incredibly cute conversation between a couple of Adorkable Deadpanned Snarkers.
  • Liv: If you heard the aimless shambling of the undead, that might have just been me.

Episode 4: Liv and Let Clive
  • Liv's newfound brain induced paranoia as the impetus for Ravi and Major becoming roommates who are VERY excited about playing Diablo III together.
  • Liv sees Ravi go into the porn section of a Chinese video store and offers her opinion:
    Liv: Your need for privacy in your living arrangement has just come into much sharper focus.

Episode 5: Flight of the Living Dead
  • Ravi teases Liv endlessly about her crush on Lowell, until she stops him with this remark:
    Ravi:Ooooh!
    Liv: Shut up or I'll eat you.

Episode 6: Virtual Reality Bites
  • Liv thinking that Lowell's accent comes from Buckingham Regalshire. He corrects her to London.
  • Liv trying to make a lame excuse for why she has to cancel her date, before remembering Lowell is also a zombie and she can just tell the truth.

Episode 7: Maternity Liv
  • Ravi and Lowell having a rapid-fire, extremely British conversation discussing the specific origins of their accents and trash-talking various local sports teams. Liv responds with this gem:
    Liv: Why do I have the sudden urge to dump tea into a harbor?
    Lowell: What's she talking about?
    Ravi: Colonist propaganda. Pay her no mind.
  • Liv thinking Lowell is suddenly no longer interested in her, only to later find out that he ate a gay guy's brains so he'll be back to normal once the effects wear off.
    Lowell: I didnít really get it until I saw a magazine with Idris Elba on the cover, and the phrase Ďbig piece of yumí popped into my head. Iím mildly afraid of heights, but I would not hesitate to climb that mountain.

Episode 10: Mr. Berserk
  • Sebastian's choice of exclamation after Liv headbutts him is pretty funny (and quite dark, given the circumstances)
    Sebastian: Ow, Mother of Dragons! God, that hurt!

Episode 11: Astroburger
  • Shortly after eating the brains of someone with schizophrenia, Liv winds up having the devil talk to her (in the form of a bag of "Hellfire Cheezy Puffs" with a devil mascot):
    Ravi: I am concerned...but I'm also craving salt before sweet. *gestures to the bag* Do you think he'd mind?
    Devil: Eat me!
    Liv: He seems okay with it.

Episode 12: Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat
  • Liv mixes the cheerleader's brains into hot chocolate.
    Ravi: *watching Liv drink* I am resisting the urge to chant CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
    Liv: No! No you're not! Don't make me laugh! I nearly sprayed Mexican-style cheerleader brain hot chocolate out my nose!

Episode 13: Blaine's World
  • Major and Blaine in the freezer.
    Major: Why are you doing this?
    Blaine: Daddy issues? Megalomania? Greed? Wow, it felt really good to get that off my chest.

    Blaine: You know what my mother used to say?
    Major: "Oh god, why didn't I use birth control?"

Other

The names or Blaines goons (besides Juilen)? Zom-A and Zom-B