Funny: HAT Films


  • The whole end of Skylands Episode 7, when the boys are blowing up the Rustic Sky dungeon and are pretending that they're corresponding via very scratchy-sounding walkie talkies, is just comedy gold.
    "Abort, abort, kkkrrrrch there's a baby on the redstone, kkrch I repeat, a f*cking baby."
    "Kkkkrrch there are cows everywhere! Kkrch-chh"
    "Don't do it, my baby's in there! Kkrch"
    "F*ck it, I'm sorry sir, your baby's gonna die kkkrch over."
    "There's a pig on there! Kkkrch"
    • And later:
    "Kkrch it's ready to go, kkkrch. Wait are there any babies down there?"
    "Plenty of babies, kkkrch. This place is loaded with babies, kkkrch."
    "I do not authorize this pkkrrch"
  • In the outtakes of Filfy Animals: Fowl Play, Simon Lane screams an extremely over the top manner after Geoff's attack.
  • Episode 5 of their second XBLA Minecraft playthrough: Ross accidentally sets their house on fire with a bucket of lava, and traps them all inside as they constantly respawn. You probably saw it coming too.
  • The end of From Ashes. Trott starts in the army base with no one in sight. He looks for the others outside and sees them on top of a mountain in the distance. Ross and Alsmiffy enter and pilot a helicopter over the island that killed the trio so much. They blow the entire island up. With Trott still on it.
  • In The Walls 3: Aztec, the trio decide to build a tower to provide themselves a sniping position, and extend it outwards while they wait. While this does ensure their victory, from the perspective of the other groups, they're unknowingly building a giant penis in the sky, much to their amusement.
  • Smiffy discovered a certain something in episode #68 of Feed the Beast. After looking through the item list for "nuclear" related stuff, he found the recipe for a nuke. He immediately starts trying to assemble it... While lying through his teeth to the others who started asking what all this stuff he's asking for is about. The issue here is that whoever was handling the video editing noticed that Smiffy found the nuke schematic, and zoomed on his screen while playing foreboding music.
  • In their Feed The Beast playthrough, Smiffy manages to kill Trott's beloved demon-ostrich, Eric, prompting Trott to call for a montage sequence to mourn its passing (like what was done the previous time Smiffy killed one of his pets in-game). Cue a full music video parody of "Want You Back (For Good)" about the ostrich and Smiffy's joy at finally killing him.
  • In episode #41 of Skyblock with Sips, Ross uses the new mob grinder for items and XP, and accidentally kills Trott as he walks past. Sips begins to ridicule Ross for his traitorous and reckless actions, only to accidentally kill Alsmiffy with an arrow immediately afterwards.
  • The Hat Corp series delivers a good one when the Sirs put Ross, who is a bit of a klutz when it comes to heights and lava, on the job of putting their company's huge sign up high in the air and filling a drum full of lava with a bucket. Ross keeps falling off of the sign while hilariously screaming, and his efforts to put a bit of lava in the drum see him set on fire numerous times. The crowning moment of death by fire is Episode 13, where after messing up and putting the lava on the drum instead of in it cause him to die. Upon respawning, he begins to shake angrily and shouts a couple of choice curse words.
  • HatCorp, episode 28. Ross, in an attempt to make paper from trees, ends up making every kind of sawmill available in the Yogscast Complete Pack.
  • In HatCorp Episode 41, alsmiffy begins full testing of their ICBM system. He does remember to close the silo door between launches. Turning off the launch signal so that the missile he loads doesn't immediately launch upwards into the (closed) silo door, however...
  • The ending of their war with Duncan Jones and Kim Richards in the final episode of Hat Corp. They unveil a new and better base which looks spectacular... only for the defence turrets to kill Smiffy since Trott forgot to whitelist the others.
  • The Sirs start off being rather helpful in Cornerstone, but by Week 5 they are building a Mile High Club right underneath the main base. They are later tasked with making a courthouse and end up building a cult to a giant, golden hand, which they name "The Hand of Truth".
  • In Week 18, Part 1 of Cornerstone, Trott invites the video editor to switch to his viewpoint to show off his jetpack recharging station. Unless the editor "doesn't care either." The video switches to his viewpoint for a few seconds before switching to Ross's with a "Nope!" appearing briefly in the corner.
  • In Week 18 of Cornerstone, the Sirs, Strippin and Benji decide to let loose some wild beasts on Kim and Rythian. The best part about this? Rythian angrily blames Kim in the chat the first time around, causing Strippin to just start crying.
  • Both their performances in "Lucky Walls" count. The first instance has their usual strategy fail horribly when they get cornered by the better-armed, Kim, Duncan and Hannah. The second time? They load up with good gear, camp in a base and wait until only In The Little Wood is left and wounded, after he's taken out Duncan and Hannah by himself. Then they rush him and toy with him until they beat him to death.


  • Trials Episode 55: The game has glitched out to the point where Alsmiffy and Ross can only crawl around on the map while Trott bikes through the course. They decide to just let Trott play through the course anyway, and we get this quote from Ross while Trott admires the course, "I'm glad you're having a good time. I'm dead on the floor, writhing around, trying to reach a tree checkpoint, Trott."
    • A few minutes after that quote, Trott manages to finish the match, while Ross laments "I didn't make it to the rock that I wanted to reach."

Grand Theft Auto V (includes Stunt Lads)

Garry's Mod



  • Trott gets owned by a door in DayZ... twice!
  • Any of the fanimation highlights from their Hat Chat podcast, but special mention goes to this one.
  • "FIFA-CHU- Ultimate Pack Opening!!!" in its entirety, in no small part due to their lampooning the stupidity of pack opening videos, the hammy reactions which mimic people taking it seriously, and their deliberately misblaming Nintendo for their getting undesirable cards.
  • Worms Clan Wars: Waterpack Woes, during sudden death (where every worm has one health only), Smith uses a waterpack, with his last worm, to shove one of Trott's worms into the water, and then attempts to move in on Trott's other worm, but goes too high when the waterpack runs out... And dies from the fall damage, taking Smith out of the game. Smith then proceeded to scream "shit" at the top of his lungs. Which was then repeated in slow-mo, courtesy of Trott.
  • Worms Clan Wars: Banana Balls Up, the end of the match features what is arguably the BIGGEST Chris Trott Error in their Worms playing history so far. Trott manages to get both of Ross's and Smith's last worms of the game in a position where they will drown within the next turn, winning him the game. Instead of just waiting for the turn to end and the two to drown, Trott takes out a Banana Bomb and, with a very careless throw, kills both himself and Smith, winning Ross the game. Their reactions are hilarious.
  • Worms Clan Wars: The Dark Knight: Trott making fun of Nolan!Batman's voice becomes especially hilarious at the end, starting with this particular line: "Commissioner Gordon, I shit myself!"
  • On something of a meta note, a fan remixed "It's Not Me".
  • Ross' catchphrase comes back to haunt him at a convention.
  • Smiffy's photos of himself get progressively worse.
  • "Velcro is such a rip off."