History Funny / HATFilms

* The Sirs start off being rather helpful in ''Cornerstone'', but by Week 5 they are building a Mile High Club right underneath the main base. They are later tasked with making a courthouse and end up building a cult to a giant, golden hand, which they name "The Hand of Truth".
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbNXaCZKQCs Week 18, Part 1]] of Cornerstone, Trott invites the video editor to switch to his viewpoint to show off his jetpack recharging station. Unless the editor "doesn't care either." The video switches to his viewpoint for a few seconds before switching to Ross's with a "Nope!" appearing briefly in the corner.
* In Week 18 of Cornerstone, the Sirs, LetsPlay/{{Strippin}} and Benji [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x827v7zRUtg&ab_channel=HatFilms decide to let loose some wild beasts]] on Kim and LetsPlay/{{Rythian}}. The best part about this? Rythian angrily blames Kim in the chat the first time around, causing Strippin to just start ''crying''.
** Here's the incident [[https://youtu.be/PGPiA2RY7rc?t=1436 from Kim's perspective]]

** After Smith has driven his bike off the roof, the police show up and start shooting at them, supposedly for trespassing. This results in a bike exploding and Smith catching on fire, followed by a notice about TechnicalDifficulties. When the screen returns to "normal", Ross is punching the pool owner and Smith (by accident in the latter case), telling the former to fuck off.

** Smith steals a fire truck, sings a weird rendition of Music/{{Scorpions}}' "Rock You Like a Hurricane", gets the truck stuck between two pillars and then drives it into the pool, supposedly as a "stunt". One of the fire crew walks past, and thanks to the AI just glances at the pool in disbelief.

-->'''Ravs:''' ''[does the card swiping task, but it doesn't work due to him being too fast]'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck.]] ''[he swipes the card again, at the exact same speed, and of course it doesn't work]'' Fuck. ''[He does it again]'' [[RuleOfThree Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' Fuck. ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again and succeeds...'' '''''right''''' ''as Smiffy calls an emergency meeting]'' There we go! [[CurseCutShort Oh, for fu-]]

-->'''Smiffy:''' ''[as everybody immediately votes that he's the imposter]'' Hold on - this doesn't feel like a
democratic process at all!
-->'''Sips:''' Democracy happened a couple of rounds ago, Smiffy.

democratic process at all!\\
'''Sips:''' Democracy happened a couple of rounds ago, Smiffy.\\
'''Smiffy:''' You may have condemned me, gentlemen, but I will have my 75 seconds[[note]]the time remaining in the voting section[[/note]]! I... admittedly fucked up somewhat this day. Um... I tried to rig the voting - that didn't go well - Ped was right in how he was about to vote and I should have let him. Next! I wrongly announced the wrong body. Previously I'd sunk my blade into Kat's back, I wandered out and found that Ped had also dispatched Chippy. Hmm, how is old [=AlSmiffy=] going to sort the tale of this one? Spoilers - ''he didn't.''[[note]]"I just saw Kat kill - " "Kat's dead." " - ''get'' killed!"[[/note]] And that, gentlemen, is how I find myself condemning oneself to the death that I so ''very'' much deserve. Good day!

-->'''Ravs:''' ''[does the card swiping task, but it doesn't work due to him being too fast]'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck.]] ''[he swipes the card again, at the exact same speed, and of course it doesn't work]'' Fuck. ''[He does it again]'' [[RuleOfThree Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' Fuck. ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again]'' [[BrokenRecord Fuck.]] ''[He does it again and succeeds...'' '''''right''''' ''as Smiffy calls an emergency meeting]'' There we go! [[CurseCutShort Oh, for fu-]]\\
'''Duncan:''' What's up? What's the matter?\\
'''Sips:''' Hi? Hello?\\
'''Smiffy:''' ''[sounding exceedingly smug]'' I saw Ross lookin' at a fuckin' vent, didn't I? ''[everyone else collapses into laughter, until Trott asks him what he means]'' I saw him lookin' at a fuckin' vent.\\
'''Ravs:''' [[SarcasmMode Nice!]]\\
'''Sips:''' ''[practically dripping with sarcasm]'' What a revelation!\\
'''Smiffy:''' He goes into a room, looks at a fuckin' vent, leaves the room after I come in behind him -\\
'''Ross:''' Well, I didn't go through a vent.\\
'''Smiffy:''' ''[in a tone reminiscent of Sherlock Holmes]'' Hmmmm...\\
'''Ross:''' That's what you've come here for?\\
'''Duncan:''' You called a meeting because Ross '''''didn't''''' go through a vent?!\\
'''Smiffy:''' ...yeah?\\
'''Trott:''' That's... not much to go on there.\\
'''Smiffy:''' To me it was enough! I was like "Yep, no smoke without fire, that man looked at a vent!"

-->'''Ross:''' ''[steps on a squeaky toy]'' [[OhCrap Oh shit.]] ''[he pauses, thinking he's alerted the Rake!Smith but nothing happens]'' Wait...

-->'''Sips:''' ''[heads up the stairs]'' What's that noise? Is there a dog up here - ''[He shrieks in terror as the Rake!Smith bolts out of the shadows and charges at him, roaring]''

-->'''Smiffy:''' ''[as everybody immediately votes that he's the imposter]'' Hold on - this doesn't feel like a democratic process at all!
-->'''Sips:''' Democracy happened a couple of rounds ago, Smiffy.
-->'''Smiffy:''' You may have condemned me, gentlemen, but I will have my 75 seconds[[note]]the time remaining in the voting section[[/note]]! I... admittedly fucked up somewhat this day. Um... I tried to rig the voting - that didn't go well - Ped was right in how he was about to vote and I should have let him. Next! I wrongly announced the wrong body. Previously I'd sunk my blade into Kat's back, I wandered out and found that Ped had also dispatched Chippy. Hmm, how is old [=AlSmiffy=] going to sort the tale of this one? Spoilers - ''he didn't.''[[note]]"I just saw Kat kill - " "Kat's dead." " - ''get'' killed!"[[/note]] And that, gentlemen, is how I find myself condemning oneself to the death that I so ''very'' much deserve. Good day!

-->'''Smith:''' [[LaughingMad Ahahahahaha!]] '''''Surprise, motherfucker!'''' I'm gonna get ya!

-->'''Smiffy:''' You may have condemned me, gentlemen, but I will have my 75 seconds[[note]]the time remaining in the voting section[[/note]]! I... admittedly fucked up somewhat this day. Um... I tried to rig the voting - that didn't go well - Ped was right in how he was about to vote and I should have let him. Next! I wrongly announced the wrong body. Previously I'd sunk my blade into Kat's back, I wandered out and found that Ped had also dispatched Chippy. Hmm, how is old [=AlSmiffy=] going to sort the tale of this one? Spoilers - ''he didn't.''[[note]]"I just saw Kat kill - " "Kat's dead..." " - ''get'' killed!"[[/note]] And that, gentlemen, is how I find myself condemning oneself to the death that I so ''very'' much deserve. Good day!

-->'''Smiffy:''' You may have condemned me, gentlemen, but I will have my 75 seconds[[note]]the time remaining in the voting section[[/note]]! I... admittedly fucked up somewhat this day. Um... I tried to rig the voting - that didn't go well - Ped was right in how he was about to vote and I should have let him. Next! I wrongly announced the wrong body. Previously I'd sunk my blade into Kat's back, I wandered out and found that Ped had also dispatched Chippy. Hmm, how is old [=AlSmiffy=] going to sort the tale of this one? Spoilers - ''he didn't.''[[note]]"I just saw Kat kill - " "Kat's dead..." "...''get'' killed!"[[/note]] And that, gentlemen, is how I find myself condemning oneself to the death that I so ''very'' much deserve. Good day!

-->'''Smiffy:''' You may have condemned me, gentlemen, but I will have my 75 seconds[[note]]the time remaining in the voting section[[/note]]! I... admittedly fucked up somewhat this day. Um... I tried to rig the voting - that didn't go well - Ped was right in how he was about to vote and I should have let him. Next! I wrongly announced the wrong body. Previously I'd sunk my blade into Kat's back, I wandered out and found that Ped had also dispatched Chippy. Hmm, how is old [=AlSmiffy=] going to sort the tale of this one? Spoilers - ''he didn't.''[[note]]"I just saw Kat kill!" "Kat's dead..." "...''get'' killed!"[[/note]] And that, gentlemen, is how I find myself condemning oneself to the death that I so ''very'' much deserve. Good day!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r69n8JXEKL4 Kim, Katie and Kat react to Shipping and Receiving.]] Later, [[https://youtu.be/xQnmhsuXTU4 Kim reacts to the music video.]]

* The Hat Corp series delivers a good one when the Sirs put Ross, who is a bit of a klutz when it comes to heights and lava, on the job of putting their company's huge sign up high in the air and filling a drum full of lava with a bucket. Ross keeps falling off of the sign while hilariously screaming, and his efforts to [[EarWorm put a bit of lava in the drum]] see him set on fire numerous times. The crowning moment of death by fire is Episode 13, where after messing up and putting the lava ''on'' the drum instead of ''in'' it cause him to die. Upon respawning, he begins to shake angrily and shouts a couple of [[{{Angrish}} choice curse words]].

* In their Feed The Beast playthrough, Smiffy manages to kill Trott's beloved demon-ostrich, Eric, prompting Trott to call for a montage sequence to mourn its passing (like what was done [[CallBack the previous time Smiffy killed one of his pets in-game]]). Cue [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome a full music video parody of "Want You Back (For Good)" about the ostrich]] [[{{Troll}} and Smiffy's joy at finally killing him]].

* '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d77OuX07tF0&list=UUD4INvKvy83OXwAkRjaQKtw&t=1m10s IT'S NOT ME!!!]] [[BlatantLies IT'S NOT!!!]]''' Now [[http://flying-pen.tumblr.com/image/96200832497 with fanart]].

* [[https://twitter.com/trottimus/status/809366459742846976 Trott's birthday tweet to Kim]], which [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial in no way, shape or form mentions her age]]. Doubles as heartwarming.

* ''Worms Clan Wars: Waterpack Woes'', during sudden death (where every worm has one health only), Smith uses a waterpack, with his last worm, to shove one of Trott's worms into the water, and then attempts to move in on Trott's other worm, but goes too high when the waterpack runs out... And dies from the fall damage, taking Smith out of the game. [[PrecisionFStrike Smith then proceeded to scream "shit" at the top of his lungs.]] Which was then repeated in slow-mo, courtesy of Trott.

* ''Worms Clan Wars: Waterpack Woes'', during sudden death (where every worm has one health only), Smith uses a waterpack, with his last worm, to shove one of Trott's worms into the water, and then attempts to move in on Trott's other worm, but goes too high when the waterpack runs out... And dies from the fall damage, taking Smith out of the game. [[AtomicFStrike Smith then proceeded to scream "shit" at the top of his lungs.]] Which was then repeated in slow-mo, courtesy of Trott.

* ''Worms Clan Wars: Waterpack Woes'', during sudden death (where every worm has one health only), Smith uses a waterpack, with his last worm, to shove one of Trott's worms into the water, and then attempts to move in on Trott's other worm, but goes too high when the waterpack runs out... And dies from the fall damage, taking Smith out of the game. [[PrecisionFStrike Smith then proceeded to scream "shit" at the top of his lungs.]] Which was then repeated in slow-mo, courtesy of Trott.

* The entirety of their "Musical Jam", in which the trio decide to make an album over the course of one stream. They get progressively tipsier as the night goes on, resulting in the album getting even weirder and Ross having a MyGodWhatHaveIDone moment.

* Kim, LetsPlay/HannahRutherford and Hey Chrissa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gETuRAfOJsk listen to their "Pleasureville" album]]. Their sheer bemusement and confusion itself is hilarious, but then "It's Always About My Dick" comes on. Kim's reaction is priceless.

* During LetsPlay/DaithiDeNogla and Miniladd's guest slot on the LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} charity livestream, [[https://youtu.be/ys0BFXldSA4?t=2406 they are asked if they have heard Pleasure Elf]]. Their initial bemused reactions are themselves great, but then Lewis starts singing as well...

* Kim, LetsPlay/HannahRutherford and Hey Chrissa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gETuRAfOJsk listen to their "Pleasureville" album]]. Their sheer bemusement and confusion itself is hilarious, but Kim is almost in tears by the time of the birthday song.

** Smith steals a fire truck, sings a weird rendition of Music/TheScorpions' "Rock You Like a Hurricane", gets the truck stuck between two pillars and then drives it into the pool, supposedly as a "stunt". One of the fire crew walks past, and thanks to the AI just glances at the pool in disbelief.

* Kim, LetsPlay/HannahRutherford and Hey Chrissa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gETuRAfOJsk listen to their "Pleasureville" album]]. Their sheer bemusement and confusion itself is hilarious, but Kim is almost in tears by the time of the birthday song.