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"If you stop to think, you'll see the flaw in that plan."
"I should explain this when it's not so much of a distraction. Right now, I find it very distracting that no-one is flying the ship."
Florence posts a want-ad for a contractor to work on The Savage Chicken. She doesn't have to wait long.
"Captain, I must inform you that Sam Starfall is plotting a mutiny against you."
(I don't know what's happened to my beautiful mob, but I'm sure somehow Sam is behind it.) " "
Stupid fish! Flo and Sawtooth tracking the robot muggers via scent trail:
Florence: The robots we're after went this way. Strong scent. Lots of alley smell on their feet. Sawtooth: With your nose on the job, there's no way they'll escape us! ( Unless they got on a bus.)
Flo's guide on climbing Bible salesmen (with minigame).
When Florence's memory is turned off and she changes clothes.
"Quick! Where's the nearest concentration of valuables that would easily fit into a pocket?"
Another Florence-with-amnesia gag: "You fool! Time is a factor! Skip to the notes near the end!"
Florence: Well, I don't know if I like that tone of voice I'm taking with myself.
Sam's way of ensuring his role as Doctor Leonard Snart wasn't blamed on him: hand in a wallet, filled with cash, at the Lost and Found — because there's no way anyone would connect someone who would give up a grip on someone else's money with Sam Starfall.
The morning (3 a.m. counts!) after the amnesia escapade, Florence has a pair of What Did I Do Last Night? moments.
"This isn't the first time we've had this conversation, is it?"
New Fungus Yummies flavors.
Sam's clever-beyond-comprehension plan for getting Florence an opportunity to talk to the Ecosystems Unlimited roboticists.
Maybe he left a cookbook?
"This is a direct order! Hit me with a pie!"
"Yes! Now that I'm unhappy I can be happy again!"
"Sir, I believe if you look past the obvious answer, you'll see one that's even more obvious."
When Florence meets the Kinetic Chemicals sales clerk.
Is that the sound of an emu eating my expense report?
Edge's argument with the Savage Chicken's computer ends up this way. Only his profanity filter prevents him from unloading a Cluster F-Bomb.
Two barrier isolation.
"Some months back. a robot named Qwerty. wrote the first. of his epic. rap yodeling. operas."
"You can smell my
brain?" Sawtooth's guide to making an entrance: " Oh look. There is another wall in my way. Temporarily."
#2097. Florence wonders why she was turned off in the dumpster behind the Ecosystems Unlimited office.
Sam: Let's go and find out. The door's unlocked. Florence: Was that door unlocked thirty seconds ago? Sam: Boy, for someone who sleeps in a dumpster, you sure are picky.
How Sam makes sure the Mayor will welcome Florence, rather than immediately kicking her out without a hearing.
"Guys! You know how a good employee is able to anticipate his boss's wishes?"
It wasn't a mnemonic.
Florence apologizes and promises to be a better arrestee in the future.
Florence is a bad influence.
Sam critique's Kornada's scheme.
Sam: While I admire the scope, Mr. Kornada is new at this. He's making an amateur's mistake. You don't kill the people you're stealing from. You want them alive and productive so you can steal from them again and again. Qwerty: The tentacled horror from beyond the stars spoke, and Von Neumann help me, in my madness, I understood its words. Sam: Oh, come on! I'm giving you a sustainable business model here!
Florence's gambit to get her remote off of her kidnapper simply by using his human nature against him.
Get some feet!
Max Post's way of getting a large amount of people to the debate. Also his way of knowing exactly how to contact Sam.