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The L'Manburg Arc

Tubbo's complete inability to find Wilbur when he was standing on a tree right above him.
At one point, when Dream calls L'Manburg "the land of pussies", Tommy accuses him of hating women.
Dream: I would like you to know that the population of your town is zero women, and the population of our town is infinitely more women. Infinitely more.
Wilbur: Dream, Dream, I don't know what you're doing with your infinite women, but you and your infinite women, get outta here, alright?
When the L'Manburgians gather in the Hto Dog Van to prep for the conflict, Tommy suddenly notices Dream, Sapnap and George standing on the walls, surrounding them. Wilbur steps outside to talk to them in chat.
Wilbur: Gentlemen
Wilbur: how are you?
Dream: good
Wilbur: do you like the view of our nation?
Dream: I thought this was a trailer park
Wilbur: Very funny
Wilbur: Listen
The signing of the Declaration of Independence was a very serious affair, with Wilbur giving an epic speech... which he ends by screaming "SUCK IT, GREEN BOY!" at Dream.
- He continues by having each member sign the Declaration of Independence as he assigns them roles. Tommy becomes Treasury of State, Tubbo becomes Secretary of State... and Fundy gets baby-talked at by Wilbur for a good thirty seconds.
  Tommy: (uncomfortable) ...okay, that– that went on for a little bit... too long.
Tubbo's Skewed Priorities.
Tubbo: You know how you put your hand in a bag of crisps, and you get like grease on it? What I did is, I got like two bags of Monster Munch, I opened them, and then I put it in a bowl! So now I have Monster Munch in a bowl!
Tommy: ...Tubbo, there are two minutes until Dream comes and murders us.
Jack Manifold agrees not to betray L'Manberg and give in to Dream's bribery, but says he still needs to kill Tubbo and chases him down the bridge. Tubbo runs away and begs Jack to at least make it a fair fight... before realizing Jack is in iron armor and Tubbo is in full enchanted netherite. Cue Tubbo turning around and chasing Jack the other way. See here.

The Election Arc

When Wilbur first proposes the election, Tommy writes a bunch of vaguely election-related nonsense and Wilbur reads the entire thing out loud. It must be seen to be believed.
Tommy: I TL;DR'd it, as the kids say.
- After that, they write down their policies. Here is the full list, as it was written by Wilbur. Seriously.
  1. We won the war
  tubbo
  3. We don't like sapnap. we just don't. He's just not that appealing
  4. GeorgeNotFound he looked at us once and we got shaken up
  5. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR TYRANNY
  6. We are bonded by blood, no weapons here
  7. Probably endorsed by Vikkstar
  8. We will lower taxes^note
  9. We will make big things
  10. We will be huge men
  11. We will abolish Eret
  12. We will abolish ____
  13. I will president^note
  14. We are fucking strong and shit
Wilbur and Tommy singing "The Story of Tonight" and drinking, of all things, Potions of Harming. This leads to one of the most ridiculous death messages in the game:
WilburSoot was killed by WilburSoot using magic
Jschlatt being in complete shock and denial that Tommy's roller coaster worked.
During his final campaign speech, right before the election form went up, Wilbur promised to keep those "filthy Americans" out of L'Manburg.
Tommy: Wilbur, a large majority of the viewers are American.
Wilbur: I realized that halfway through the word 'Americans'…
One way Tommy used to annoy Dream was by calling him Clay, which is his actual, real-life name. However, Dream quickly got used to that.
Tommy: I called you "Clay" then. How does that make you feel?
Dream: Well, I mean, it's my name, so pretty normal.
Tommy: Call me by my real name, Dream.
Dream: Okay... Tomathy. (starts laughing a bit too hard at his own joke)
Wilbur asks Dream to go out on a date on a Pizza Hut, with Tommy being the messenger. And then Tubbo start spamming the following chat message privately to Tommy, causing him to laugh:
Tubbo: (in a private chat message to Tommy) Deffo Flirting
Tommy: (bursts out laughing)
In a genuinely heartwarming moment, Tubbo gives Tommy a pufferfish named 'Phukkit', which he's had since the start of the server, as a good luck charm for the election. Tommy then immediately asks if he should eat it.
Tubbo: (laughing) NO!
Tommy: (laughs) Okay, no, I wasn't– I wasn't gonna– Thank you, Tubbo.
HBomb, one of the server's newest members, joined right on Election Night. Needless to say, he was extremely confused.
Wilbur publicly announcing that one of the political parties had committed voter fraud, and proceeding to disqualify Fundy's 120,000 extra votes for Coconut2020 that Niki, Fundy's own running mate, did not know of. Bear in mind two things:
1. Wilbur was still the President at the time, and Fundy is canonically his son;
2. Those 120,000 votes, if not voided, would have definitely won Fundy the election.
- This quote in response:
  Quackity: When you fucking code your way into the Election... (pause while everyone else cracks up) and still get fourth place...
As Wilbur watches from the distance as the walls of L'Manburg are torn down, he invites Tommy to sing the anthem with him, before realizing he forgot how it goes.

The Pogtopia Arc

While Eret gives Techno a tour of Manburg:
Eret: That's Punz's house... full of bees, if you like bees...
Quackity the stripper.
During what's otherwise a very dramatic moment, Wilbur has a bit of a slip of the tongue.
Dream: Tommy, I'll– I have to step in.
Wilbur: YEAH, DADDY DREAM! Oh, wait no, scratch that one, um... Leader Dr–n the, um... big brother Dream! Oh fuck, that's– that's going in a compilation somewhere...
- It's followed by a very long awkward silence.
Doubling as an awesome moment, Techno's epic search for nether wart. Three hours of stream, several near-death experiences, an entire bastion raid, a rage-quit from navigating Basalt Deltas and the resulting 4000-block walk in the Overworld, and enough dead wither skeletons to spawn two withers. All for nether wart.
Tommy really wants to light Manburg on fire, but Wilbur keeps telling him not to. But then, Tubbo hands Wilbur Schlatt's "presidential to-do" list... one of which includes the task "Drain all lakes and kill all wildlife".
Wilbur: Tommy. Burn that place to the ground.
[...]
Tommy: Hey, Wilbur, I could just burn this forest right now.
Wilbur: Tommy, don't burn down the fucking forest.
Tommy: (laughing) When I got a flint and steel in my hands, who knows what I'll do, huh?
Wilbur: Tommy, please. [...] Tommy. You're not, are you? Tommy, you're not. [...] Wait, Tommy, you're not actually burning down the forest. That was the one thing Schlatt put on the book he was gonna do. That's literally the thing we're fighting against.
Tommy: Uh…
Wilbur: Tommy, you burned down the forest.
Tommy: …No.
Wilbur: Tommy, I want you to tell me that again. Say to me, "Wilbur, I have not burned down the forest."
Tommy: Wilbur, I'm– the forest is alive.
(Beat)
Wilbur: (trying to hold back laughter)
Techno: How alive?
Wilbur: A lot alive?
Tommy: Yeeah. Lotta life in this forest. Bugs and shit.
Soon after the above exchange, Tubbo has to make an excuse to get away from Schlatt so he can go talk to Wilbur. He comes back to Wilbur relatively fast without admitting what he told Schlatt to get away, and after a few exchanges back and forth between them where Wilbur basically questions Tubbo's true loyalty, we get this bit:
Tubbo: –I was gonna say, is this all just because I didn't tell you my excuse to leave Schlatt?
Wilbur: It's– that– that contributed but that's– that's not–
Tubbo: –'Cause that's quite– Would you– Would you like me to be completely transparent with you?
Wilbur: Yeah. What did you tell Schlatt?
Tubbo: I told him I was pregnant.
Wilbur: .........
Techno: ...We're gonna need another forest.
Tubbo: (giggles) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm very good at persuading people!
During one of the Pogtopia-streams, Tommy steals all of Wilbur's diamonds, crafts them into blocks and starts scattering them around the ravine as "decoration", as well as a bunch of observers, redstone blocks and pistons. This winds up backfiring for him, as he accidentally gets himself trapped beneath two pistons. The others immediately proceed to block him in with cobblestone and leave him there.
Tubbo: Waitwaitwait! I have an idea! (pours water on top of Tommy) Now he can't breeeeathe.
- Tommy threatens to call Philza if they don't let him out. So, Phil gets dragged into the call and what follows can best be described as two siblings trying to tell their dad who started it. It's worth noting that the entire chat starts spamming "DADZA" as soon as Phil enters.
  Tommy: Okay, no, Philza, he's really antagonized me there, Wilbur shot me first, Wilbur shot me first, with a– with a bow, and then I pearled on him and he ran!
  Phil: Waitwaitwaitwait, nobody said anything about shooting someone!
  Tommy: Yeah, Wilbur SHOT me in the FACE, Phil, with a bullet, and I went, "Ow, Wilbur, you're so mean–"
  Wilbur: Tommy stabbed me.
  Tommy: I did, after he shot me! It was called self-defense!
- Phil's reaction to hearing how Tommy's trapped.
  Phil: (incredulously) How– how did you manage that?!
  Tommy: I don't know!
- Phil agrees that Tommy should be left trapped underneath the pistons, which causes Tommy to immediately start insulting him.
  Tommy: Philza, you irresponsible bastard, let me out! Ohh, you– You get married once, and you change! You become such a bad person, you become a bad man!
  Phil: WHAT?!
  Tommy: You think you're all this and that! You– Agh, go get married again, Phil!
  Phil: (in disbelief) The fuck am I hearing?!
  - "Let me out now, or I'll get married in rage!"
- "[Tommy] says, 'I would stop if you messaged me asking me to stop,' so I messaged him asking him to stop, and he goes 'Why? I'm funny.'"
- Tommy's attempt at explaining what marriage fraud is to Tubbo. Especially since he appears to forget what straight couples are for a second.
  Tommy: Marriage fraud is where two men get– two women– two– shit– anyone gets married, and then– and then– and then they fall apart, and then the other one– listen, Tubbo, the other one probably owns a knife or some shit. And then what they do is they go and rob a bank together as frauds.
Just before the Battle of the Lake, Tommy delivers probably one of the most epic lines in the server's history, as he tells an overconfident Sapnap "I have the Blade" right as Techno logs on, setting the scene for an epic clash. Techno then immediately starts loudly complaining that Tommy woke him up.
Techno: I WAS HAVING A GOOD SLEEP! I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME, JUST LAYING THERE, GETTING SOME SHUT-EYE, WHICH ONE OF YOU–
Tommy: Nonono, wait, Techno, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine! It– You'll be okay!
Tommy says so many strange things that Wilbur has started keeping a Tommy Quote Book.
Everything about Drista, Dream's younger sister, who he allows to play on the server with Tommy for a bit.
- The simple fact that Drista can match Tommy's rude comments beat for beat. You can tell he doesn't quite know how to handle someone giving him a taste of his own medicine.
- Tommy makes some ridiculous faces when Dream tells him that his sister watches Tommy's streams.
- The first thing she does once she gains control of Dream's character is beat Tommy up with an axe. She continues doing this for a while.
- At one point, while talking to Dream, Tommy jokingly tells him to hit Drista. Cue a loud smacking noise coming from Dream's end.
  Tommy: OH GOD, NONONONONO, TWITCH, TWITCH, I'M SURE THAT WAS A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME–
  - Followed, of course, by the most classic of sibling arguments.
    Dream: The joke is that they think that I hit you, because I made it look like I hit you.
    Drista: You did hit me.
    Dream: No, I did not! NO! N-WHAT?! I DID NOT– DISQUALIFIED, I DID NOT, I DID NOT!
- At one point, Dream takes back his headset to give Drista a tour of the server, meaning Drista can't talk to Tommy anymore.
  Tommy: Whyyy... Drista was more– Drista was cooler than you.
  (Beat)
  Dream: I'm gonna leave.
  Drista: Why are you... Where are you going?
  (door slams, Tommy starts laughing)
  Drista: Clay? Where'd he go? Okay... anyway.
"We have grieved. Now we will do the opposite of grieve. Grief."
While the Manburg Festival counts as one huge Wham Episode, there were some funny moments.
- This amusing bit where Tommy confronts Techno for killing Tubbo:
  Tommy: What the f– What's wrong with you?!
  Techno: Uh... 'Lotta things, really. Uh, I have a bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't really deal with social conversations well, might've just committed tax fraud recently–
  Tommy: Technoblade, you killed Tubbo! You killed him!
  Techno: Oh, and the murders.
- This exchange between Schlatt and Techno.
  Schlatt: What, do I look like a bad guy?
  Techno: I mean, kinda.
  Schlatt: ...Shut up, Technoblade.
- The dunk tank led to some funny moments as well.
  - Techno got trapped in it by Fundy, followed by everyone just standing around him waiting for him to drown. Which he didn't, because with Respiration III on his helmet, he gained hearts back faster than the drowning could take them away. He ended up Chewing the Scenery throughout the entire scene, and even went AFK for a few seconds to drink some water.
    Techno: I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.
    Fundy: That doesn't make sense!
  - After everyone else fled, Schlatt decided he wanted to have a go.
    Fundy: I want you to be honest. I know this question has not been asked, and I know we've had some... experiences in the past, but listen... can you swim?
    (Schlatt gets dropped into the tank)
    Fundy: Oh, no–
    Schlatt: (strangled wheeze)
    Fundy: (scrambling to get him out of the tank) WHAT DID I– I WAS NOT–
- While in the moment it was very stressful, it is admittedly hilarious that Wilbur's plan to blow up Manburg failed because he lost the detonator. Especially since a later stream revealed that all he had to do was walk five blocks to the left of where he was searching.
During one of Tommy's streams, he gets Philza to join the call with him in order to pester Bad about swearing. The entire conversation is just Bad scolding Tommy, while Phil encourages him to swear more.
Tommy: Whenever I swear, you go, "Language!", but whenever– whenever Philza over here does, you go, "Aw, Philza, aw–"
Bad: He hasn't sweared in this conversation at all!
Tommy: Phil.
Phil: Fuck.
Some time after the Festival, Techno and Tommy have a heated discussion about Techno killing Tubbo (and everyone else). Techno then goes AFK to get a glass of water, and Tommy uses this opportunity to kill him on behalf of Tubbo... but then dies in the process due to Techno's Thorns enchanted armor, with Techno being basically unharmed.
Techno: I'm back with my glass of water. Oh, why is my health so low^note? Ah, doesn't matter– (sees Tommy's loot) –oh, hey, hey, free stuff!
- Just prior to this confrontation, Tommy passes Techno a block of pink wool with a message on it that says... "You matter ❤️ –Eret". After realizing this mistake, Tommy quickly takes back the block and gives Techno a second block of pink wool with the message he intended to give — "GO TO HELL".
After Quackity leaves Manburg, Tommy confronts him in the woods. It's a very serious, very tense conversation... that's constantly interrupted by Tommy's horse wandering between them or pushing them around.
Quackity: (to the horse) Give us some fuckin' privacy, man! Jesus Christ!
The fact that while Wilbur's plan to blow up Manburg to kingdom come is aptly called "Plan Bomb", Quackity's plan and attempt to scam Schlatt out of power is nicknamed "Plan Ass", and by Wilbur, no less.
Everything about Techno's cow pit. Especially when it gets covered up, and there's a pig named "Cow" on top.
While writing out "The Official Manburg Hotel Building Permit" for "Plan Ass", Quackity receives a very... unorthodox suggestion to gain control over Manburg from his chat.
Quackity: Someone in chat said "flat out suck his d–" (cuts himself off and silently gestures) Alright, listen... Listen, listen, I wanna save Manburg with a little bit of dignity left, alright? (uncomfortable laughter) If Manburg has to blow up, maybe it has to blow up, man, you know what I'm saying?
While listening in to the meeting between Quackity and Schlatt, Wilbur — from the top of the NASA-building — spots Tommy buried in a hole in the ground, which he immediately starts teasing him over in whispers.
Wilbur: you look like a doofus
Tommy: WRONG
Tommy: YOU LOOK STUPID
Wilbur: no u
Tommy: NIHACHU
(Beat)
Tommy: Lololololol
Wilbur: pokimane
BadBoyHalo stumbled upon Pogtopia after hearing the buttons on the walls being pressed... right as Wilbur, Quackity, Tommy and Fundy were having a meeting. Quackity's solution? Get everyone there to yell swear words at BadBoyHalo to scare him off. The best part? For a good couple of minutes, it works.
After the disaster that was the meeting between Schlatt and Quackity, George logs onto the server. Quackity immediately starts yelling at him for missing literally every important event since the election.
Quackity: GEORGE, THIS IS YOUR FAULT! EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED UP TO THIS POINT IS LITERALLY BECAUSE YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE ELECTIONS! If YOU had gone to the elections, we could have gotten votes, and we could have won fairly, and Schlatt wouldn't have done any– EVERYTHING that's happened up to this point! And NOW you have the AUDACITY to wake up and SHOW UP?!
(Beat)
George: Hey, guys.
After Karl expressed sadness at the fact that he hasn't been in any animatics so far, Schlatt, Dream and Quackity try to stage a dramatic scene for animators (specifically SAD-ist) to make an animatic out of. The result is the following very dramatic, very poorly acted scene.
Schlatt: Ooh! I LOVE waffles!
Dream: I need pancakes!
Karl: NO! Please stop! I don't know if it's right for this country!
Schlatt: WHAAAAAT?!
Quackity: Bazinga!
(Beat)
(people start clapping)
Schlatt: (sarcastically) Nice, guys. Nice.
- The best part? SAD-ist actually turned this into an animatic. Complete with cartoony facial expressions, overdramatic music and framing, and SAD-ist's avatar sitting in the corner looking completely bewildered.
- Following this, Schlatt, Karl and Dream do a dramatic reading of the lyrics to the Waffle Song. They get maybe four lines in before Karl starts corpsing.
- Karl's final, dramatic speech.
  Karl: Listen, Dream! Listen, Schlatt! Listen, Quackity! There's no guys in this world. No, wait– There's no good guys in this world. No good girls in this world. No bad guys, no bad girls. Only... gamers.
  (Beat)
  Dream: Okay, that's kinda cringe.
Technoblade is one of the most feared players on the server... and for very good reasons. But if there's one thing he's weak at, if anything, it's human interaction. When Quackity asks him out on a date to Pizza Hut as a last ditch effort to stop him from attacking, he runs for the hills.
- This Tumblr post sums the entire scene up rather nicely.
  And that's^* usually where the clips and animatics end.
  But what they leave out is that right after that, QUACKITY ASKS HIM OUT ON A DATE.
  AND TECHNO IMMEDIATELY NOPES OUT OF THE ENTIRE INTERACTION.
  THE MAN JUST RUNS FOR THE HILLS.
  And thus we discover that Quackity's panic responses are not "flight or fight", they're apparently "flight or fuck".
  And the latter turns out to be Technoblade's one weakness.
- It gets better. After that failed, the first thing Quackity does is to consider asking Wilbur out to Pizza Hut.
When Technoblade finds that Wilbur let the horses out, he utters, "This is why I'm going to betray everyone on November 16th", not knowing that, by the nature of streams, a lot of people have heard that. Wilbur reveals he lied to test him, to which Techno says that he will be very loyal on November 16th. What's funnier about this is that, considering the agreement that Wilbur and Techno had, he's not lying about his allegiance either way.
Tommy and Sapnap attempt to make a deal to get Tommy's horse Juorse back after Sapnap kidnapped him. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
Sapnap: Let's settle this with words.
Tommy: "Give me back my horse or I will kill you." That's my words.
Sapnap: Okay, let me think of some words.
(Beat)
Sapnap: No.

The Manburg-Pogtopia War

During the preparation phase, Tommy and Wilbur try to farm quotes for SAD-ist to put in the animatic.
Wilbur: Hey, SAD-ist, put this in the animatic, right, I'm gonna give you– I'm gonna give you something to put in the animatic–
Tommy: Hey, SAD-ist, put this in the animatic! (high pitched screech)
Wilbur: (bursts out laughing) [...] Unlike Tommy, I'm gonna give you something you can actually use, you ready? "Tommy, we can't keep talking now, this is it. This is where we take it all back. Either that, or we get nothing. Are you ready?" There you go, you can–
Tommy: Yes, I am!
Wilbur: Now, SAD-ist, also put this one in: CUM!!!
- Better yet, SAD-ist does put this into her bloopers reel animatic, though with a Sound-Effect Bleep censoring out the last word.
While discussing how Wilbur never seems to wear armor (apparently, he doesn't like it), Tommy accidentally calls Wilbur "Wilby". Wilbur's reaction is pure Cuteness Overload, while Tommy immediately tries to backpedal.^noteAnimatic link here, footage link here.
Wilbur: Awwwww, Tommyyyyy! You can call me Wilby, Tommy!
Tommy: I don't want to call you Wilby.
After everyone gets armed (courtesy of Techno), Tommy suggests they all start saying "Hummina Hummina Hummina" because it would be funny. Techno immediately demands all of his items back.
During the final battle, the Pogtopians make their way up Eret's tower and start raining arrows on the Manburgians... at which point Niki starts desperately trying to figure out how to turn off clouds.
Techno kills Karl repeatedly during the war. As in, out of the seven deaths in the war, the first three (in a row!) were all Karl getting blasted with fireworks, which Techno gleefully points out. (Fortunately for Karl, none of them were canon.)
Techno: We've killed Karl three times!
After the Pogtopians make another push into Manburg, Dream suddenly wants to talk to Wilbur to discuss their immediate surrender. Turns out Schlatt, instead of doing anything useful, has been hiding in the Camarvan drinking alcohol and lifting weights. By the time the Pogtopians breach the van, he's barely coherent.
- After realizing Schlatt is completely harmless, the Pogtopians debate whether or not they should kill him or get answers out of him. Schlatt suddenly asks if anyone else smells toast^note, starts breathing heavily, then drops dead on the spot.
  Tubbo: ...DID HE JUST HAVE A HEART ATTACK?!
- Once the Pogtopians realize they've won, Techno butts in on the cheering with his typical snark.
  Techno: Woo, we killed an old man with heart problems, pog! It only took twenty of us!
- After Schlatt's death, his ghost suddenly comes back to mutter one last phrase, which only Quackity catches.
  Wilbur: What did he say?
  Quackity: ...he said "flatty patty". ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING ME?!
- Phil, who at this point was still doing a Hardcore-stream, was getting the play-by-play from his chat when this all went down. The way the chat described the situation to him was... not great, to say the least.
  Phil: "Everyone is surrounding Schlatt in Wilbur's drug van." That is the most cursed fucking sentence I think I have ever read in my Twitch chat.
During Tommy's speech, Dream announces he's not going to bow to him. Everyone else then starts awkwardly muttering about how they really don't wanna bow to Tommy either.
Karl: I'll bow to him!
Techno: Karl, don't be weird.
When Wilbur announces he's going to hand off the presidency to someone, Karl mutters, "Alright, I see where this is going," and starts walking towards the podium, at which point Jack Manifold runs forward to push him back to his seat.
Seconds before Techno attacks Tubbo, Dream confessed that there was a traitor amongst L'Manburg, with Tommy saying that they missed their chance. Amid the celebration, they joke that the traitor was GeorgeNotFound and that he had been AFK the whole time. Everyone has a good laugh before they notice either Phil logging in or Techno shooting Tubbo.
While the conversation between Wilbur and Phil was highly emotional, Wilbur's attempts to unconvincingly lie his way out of the situation are kind of funny.
Wilbur: I'm not– I wasn't doing anything! We just made Tubbo president, we– (nervous laugh) We, um... We elected Tubbo president, and we won! We won the war, Schlatt's gone, Schlatt's gone, Phil, so um...
Phil: (skeptical) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So... you are... where exactly now?
Wilbur: Innnnnn... L'Manburg, the sor– the area– you wouldn't know, I don't think you've been here, it's the area around L'Man– It's complicated! It's complicated, geography and that, y'know, it's– it's geography and st–
(Wilbur turns around to see that Phil has logged on right behind him)
Wilbur: Oh. (Beat) Phil...
Phil: M-hm.
Wilbur: Uh...
Phil: Yeah. "In L'Manburg," you said.
Technoblade uses a nametag to name one of the Withers "Subscribe to Technoblade." Even better, he can be heard saying that this is the most important part.
- Relating to Withers, Techno's fail when summoning them at the conclusion of his villain monologue.
  Techno: Do you want to be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE! (misplaces the Wither Skulls) Okay, why isn't this spawning? Why is this not spawning? This is very awkward. [...] I hate this.
Somehow the only two structures in L'Manburg that were left undamaged in the explosion were a building made entirely of scaffolding, one of the most fragile blocks in the game, and a statue of Pokimane.
Despite Phil seeing the server's events through other people's streams, it's clear he doesn't quite know what he's gotten himself into once he finds things like Tommy's Inconvenient Hole and the giant sign in the sky that just says "CRY".
Phil: ...chat, what server have I joined? What's going on?
The fact that, following the incident of him sleeping through the elections, George was off building a house while most of this was happening.
George: (after all of the fighting was over) What actually happened? I'm confused. Were you guys fighting or something?

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