Funny / Crash Bandicoot

With such a wacky, cartoony series as Crash Bandicoot, of course it's bound to have some moments that we find hilarious!

Games with their own pages:

• Crash Bandicoot (1996)
• Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
• Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped
• Crash Team Racing
• Crash Bash
• Crash Twinsanity
• Crash of the Titans
• Crash: Mind Over Mutant
• Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
• Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
• Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time

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• From Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex:
  • Coco has trouble balancing herself on the ice in the level Avalanche despite being a karate-fighting genius, showing much less grace than her brother. She also has her own ascending angel death animation, where she struggles to maintain flight. Both of these are as hilarious as they are Adorkable.
  • As with Cortex's minions in Warped, the Elementals will cut in for a few seconds to deliver banter. This one from Wa-Wa (voice of the late R. Lee Ermey) stands out:
    Wa-Wa: Leave my levels alone!
• From Crash Nitro Kart:
  • If you fall off the track as a member of Team Cortex, when pulling you out Uka Uka will occasionally chide you for falling. One line that stands out is him telling you "Try driving on the track!"
  • A visual one; N. Trance's body is too bulky to fit him and a steering wheel into a kart. So to steer, he just reaches his gangly arms down and wrenches it side to side himself.
  • During the intro cutscene, the highest tower of Castle Cortex is beamed away by Velo. N. Gin's instant reaction to the commotion?
    N. Gin: (shakes his fist at Tiny) What did you break now?!
    (Tiny shrugs innocently)
  • And then of course, there's the Team Cortex ending. After mugging the real Emperor Velo for his sceptre, it snaps in two, backfires and warps Cortex, N. Gin and Tiny to Terra. Tiny innocently picks up the broken sceptre and slots the two pieces back together as the land's natives discover the villainous trio... who then start to worship Tiny as their new God. Needless to say, Cortex isn't pleased.
    Cortex: (yelling) TINY! YOU BUFFOOOOOOOON!
• From Crash Tag Team Racing:
  • Some racer quotes:
    Stew: You ever put a baked ham inside a woodchipper? I know I have!
    N. Gin: Ow, my spleen is coming out! ...So that's what it looks like.
    Crunch: Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast.
    Coco: Oh, Derryberry!
  • The credits are narrated by N. Gin and Cortex.
    N. Gin: Sanela would like to thank her supportive husband, who picks her up, and BENCH-PRESSES HER! DAILY!
• Several of the character animations in Crash: On The Run! are hilarious, particularly the boss defeat animations:
  • The Alt N. Tropy, of all characters, gets a particularly pitiful one, crawling desperately to her time staff as the time rift drags her in by her Badass Cape. NO CAPES!
  • While most of the bad guys panic upon their rift dragging them in, Dark Spyro takes one glance back, and just gives a sulky look at the screen.
  • Tiny, rather unexpectedly, cowers and trembles upon seeing the rift appear, refusing to even look at it.