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Funny: Crash Bandicoot
  • The scene in Crash Twinsanity when Doctor Cortex's whole body (including his head) is stuck in a pipe. Normally, fart jokes are considered the lowest form of humor, but the comedic timing and his squeal make for Grade-A humor. "The greatest evil scientist in the world... stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse? {farts} {anguished squeal}
  • The skunk enemy on the first level of Twinsanity that is sick of going back and forth for, as he puts it, "ten stinkin' years", and stands up sulking with his arms folded.
    • Even better, he's standing in front of a small field of Nitro crates that you have to knock him into to proceed. The irony.
  • "My crystals!"
  • "I'm in a safe place... I'm in a safe place... Ohhh-AAAH!"
  • The "N Faux Mercial" cutscene from Mind Over Mutant.
    • "Stare into the dancing lights. Stare and dream. AAAHHH- Stare and dream. Get your NV today!"
  • From Crash Tag Team Racing:
    Stew: "You ever put a baked ham in a woodchipper? I know I have!"
  • "YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A BANDICOOT!!"
  • The Elementals in Wrath of Cortex tend to have rather lame insults or just outright threaten you during periodic stage transitions. The Water Elemental voiced by R. Lee Ermey?
    Water Elemental: Leave my levels alone!
  • More fun with N. Gin: "Ow, my spleen is coming out! ...So that's what it looks like."
  • "Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast."
  • Some of The Many Deaths of Crash in the second and third games.
    • One of the best comes from the third game: in the level "Double Header", there are double-headed giants. They can hit you with their clubs. Know what happens when you get hit? Crash slams into the screen. Another good one is in the Arabian stages, where there are swordsmen swinging their swords, and if you get close, they will slice Crash's pants leaving him in his undies, and laugh at him while Crash is embarrased and walking away.
  • N. Gin's scene in Crash of the Titans, where he starts arguing with himself (a clear reference to Gollum):
    N. Gin: But Doctor Cortex is our friend... (switches) You don't have any friends! He always kicked you in the tokus! And other! Very! Gentle! Spots! (switches) But I liked it when he did that!
  • Most of the things that N. Gin randomly yells out over his intercom in Titans:
    I'll ruin you like I ruined my prom!
    I could be on Cyborg Idol if that show existed! WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THAT SHOW?!
    Oh I am the worst thing to happen to music... since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
    Attention disgusting monkeys: Crash Bandicoot has been sighted loose in the facility. Please take a moment to look around your work space. If you find a bandicoot, please DROP! HUGE! BOMBS ON THEM!! CAUSE EXPLOSIONS, AND SHARP THINGS TO FLY INTO THEIR BODIES!!! (crazed laughter)
    Tomorrow is "Make Your Child Work In The Corps" Day. Be sure to bring your many rat-like offspring so we can make them do work considered unsafe for robots. Also, please note that Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day, so try to find a sufficiently tacky shirt. That is all.
  • This gem from Uka Uka:
    Uka Uka: I'll get the last laugh! (Evil Laugh) (Beat) I'm laughing now too, just in case.
  • This line.
    Cortex: Ugh, there was a piece of lettuce in the urinal. Who eats a sandwich while going to the bathroom? Seriously!
    Cortex: It was you! Ugh, I don't have time for this. Disgusting freak.
  • Aku Aku describes Uka Uka as a "jerk"... for sending their mother socks for her birthday.
    Aku Aku: Honestly! Who sends socks to a magic mask with no feet?
  • Several of Uka Uka's Boss Banter lines in Titans.
    You're only winning because I'm not used to having legs! Long, supple legs!
  • Cortex dressed as Coco in Twinsanity.
    It's true! Blondes do have more fun!
    (Coco voice) I'm okay! (Normal) The spikes broke my fall. (Despite that, he still manages to beat you to the end...)
  • In Crash Nitro Kart, if you fall off the track as a member of Team Cortex, when pulling you out Uka Uka will occasionally chide you for falling telling you "Try driving on the track!"
  • The Enemy Chatter of the minions in Titans and Mind Over Mutant, especially if you run away to a area they can't reach or when they are doing their Victory Pose when they kill you.
  • Wanna know the name they gave the first game during development? Sonic's Ass Game.
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