Funny: Crash Twinsanity

  • The scene when Doctor Cortex's whole body (including his head) is stuck in a pipe. Normally, fart jokes are considered the lowest form of humor, but the comedic timing and his squeal make for Grade-A humor. "The greatest evil scientist in the world... stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse? {farts} {anguished squeal}
  • The skunk enemy on the first level that is sick of going back and forth for, as he puts it, "ten stinkin' years", and stands up sulking with his arms folded.
    • Even better, he's standing in front of a small field of Nitro crates that you have to knock him into to proceed. The irony.
  • "My crystals!"
  • Spyro randomly appearing and torching the villains because they apparently took some of his gems, according to Cortex. How'd he even get there?
  • Cortex dressed as Coco.
    It's true! Blondes do have more fun!
    (Coco voice) I'm okay! (Normal) The spikes broke my fall. (Despite that, he still manages to beat you to the end...)
  • The introduction to the Dingodile boss fight:
    Dingodile: Cozy, ain't it? Rumour is you two chumps have got your mitts in some treasure, and I want a piece of that pie.
    Cortex: ...I have no idea what you just said.
  • The Moulin Cortex.
    Cortex, sliding through the building: Coming through! Ladies... Excuse me madam! Are those real? ...Mother?!
  • Before the N. Brio boss fight:
    N. Tropy: The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go. (Crash is a mute as always) Silence!