History Funny / CrashTwinsanity

** Then when Cortex gives a lesson on how Mecha-Bandicoot works;

-->''"I'm stuck! The greatest evil scientist in the world! ...stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse?"''
-->*farts*
-->''*anguished squeal*''

-->'''Cortex''': [[InstantSoprano My crystals...!]]

-->It's true! Blondes ''do'' have more fun!
-->(Coco voice) I'm okay! (Normal) The spikes broke my fall. (Despite that, he still manages to beat you to the end...)

-->'''Dingodile:''' Cozy, ain't it? Rumour is you two chumps have got your mitts in some treasure, and I want a piece of that pie.
-->'''Cortex:''' ...I have no idea what you just said.

--> '''N. Tropy:''' The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go. ''(Crash is a mute as always)'' Silence? Looks like we'll have to wring it out of him. N. Brio, get changed!

--> '''Amberly:''' So, crybaby Cortex is all grown up! I see you found employment as a barber.\\

-->'''Cortex''': My parrots were gone! Lost amongst the infinite dimensions! I was heartbroken...\\

--> '''Cortex''': But BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor, young man...
--> '''Young Cortex''': BACK OFF, GRANDPA!

--> '''Farmer:''' Oh, Crash, the farmer's market is tomorrow and my wumpa trees won't grow, for my orchard is riddled with greedy worms! If you rid my land of these pests, I'll give you this Power Crystal.
--> ''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].

--> "I'm in a safe place... I'm in a safe place... Ohhh-AAAH!"

** After Coco accidently freezes herself after kicking him in the “crystals,” Cortex decides to [[FaceDoodling draw a moustache and thick eyebrows on her face]].

---> '''N. Gin:''' ''[WolfWhistle]'' Now that's my kind of woman!

---> '''Cortex:''' We must be careful. The dimensions coexist in fragile equilibrium. Any contact with our alter egos in this reality could prove disastrous!
---> '''Good Cortex:''' ''[cheerful]'' Welcome to the Tenth...
---> '''Cortex:''' ''[[AccidentalMurder [screams and shoots him with his ray gun] ]]''
---> ''[Cortex winces, expecting the universe to fall apart for killing his good counterpart. He opens his eyes, but nothing has happened. Crash and Nina stare at him, bewildered.]]''
---> '''Cortex:''' Forget I said anything.

--->'''Evil Coco:''' Ain't that sweet. It's a real man who ain't afraid to show his feelings. And my mom says [[DoubleEntendre real men prefer their cocoa hot and bitter.]]
---> '''Cortex:''' ''[awkwardly]'' I'm...not [[{{Pun}} thirsty.]] ''[to Crash, who's [[EatingTheEyeCandy taking in the view]]]'' Let's go.

--> '''Cortex:''' Before you rises a cathedral of DIABOLICAL GENIUS! Scary, but in the wrong hands this iceberg lair could do much... goodness in this world.\\

-->'''Victor:''' A curse on you, Crash Bandicoot! A curse on you ALL! We shall meet again!!!
-->''*the twins make a dramatic exit, only for Moritz to suddenly peek back*''
-->'''Moritz:''' Oh, and forget what I said about the riches, okay? ''*winks*''

* "[[GroinAttack My crystals]]!"

-->'''Cortex, sliding through the building:''' Coming through! Ladies... Excuse me madam! [[GagBoobs Are those]] ''[[GagBoobs real]]''? ...'''Mother?!'''

* [[spoiler:Franchise/SpyroTheDragon]] randomly appearing and torching the villains because they apparently took some of his gems, according to Cortex. How'd he even ''get'' there?
** Even funnier since it implies that [[spoiler:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootPurpleRiptosRampage'' and ''VideoGame/SpyroOrangeTheCortexConspiracy'' are canon]].

* Just the severe {{Beat}} before any of the snowboarding levels as music plays before Crash [[spoiler: kicks Cortex over the ledge.]]

** After their defeat, the Evil Twins flee to a nearby building. [[spoiler:Said building happens to be Evil Crash's house. Cue Meat-o-Vision as Moritz comments on his love of roast chicken and Victor [[OhCrap starts realizing]] what's going to happen to them]].

** Back at the Iceberg Lab, Cortex [[spoiler:attempts to kill Crash now that the Evil Twins are gone. The end result is Cortex trapped in Crash's mind with hundreds of Crashes]].
*** That's not all. [[spoiler:Every single Crash is doing the dance.... you know the one.]]

* Also during the snowboarding section, Cortex's groin vs the grind rails, guess which one wins?

''The scene continues to switch between the penguin and Cortex holding a fish... until the fish is replaced with a gun, which Cortex shoots to stun the penguin. The other ones start flying upwards with jetpacks as Cortex jumps to switch which penguin he’s aiming at with an...incredible battle face.''

---> '''Cortex:''' ''[awkwardly]'' I'm...not [[IncrediblyLamePun thirsty.]] ''[to Crash, who's [[EatingTheEyeCandy taking in the view]]]'' Let's go.

* The many number of times the Evil Twins try to make a grand build up....and Moritz completely kills the mood.