"I play this game. It's pointless, and annoys me. And yet I'm compelled to play on."
— Illyria, Angel
N. Brio: "But Dr. Cortex, we have not yet determined the cause of past failures!"
Neo Cortex: "Moron! This bandicoot will be my general, and he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination! This time I shall reign triumphant! We are closer than ever before! Quickly! Into the Vortex!"
N. Brio:: "But Dr. Cortex, the Vortex is not ready! We have no idea what it could do!"
Neo Cortex: "Failure again...capture him!"
Crash Bandicoot: "Uh-oh!"
Neo Cortex: "Prepare the female bandicoot..."
Neo Cortex: "Moron! This bandicoot will be my general, and he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination! This time I shall reign triumphant! We are closer than ever before! Quickly! Into the Vortex!"
N. Brio:: "But Dr. Cortex, the Vortex is not ready! We have no idea what it could do!"
Neo Cortex: "Failure again...capture him!"
Crash Bandicoot: "Uh-oh!"
Neo Cortex: "Prepare the female bandicoot..."
N.Gin: "But Dr. Cortex, to reach full power, we require not only your Master Crystal...but also the remaining twenty-five Slave Crystals, on the surface! How do you expect to retrieve them, when we don't have any Earth-bound occupants left?"
