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Retrospectives and Impressions Videos

The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Retrospective

Pokémon Retrospective

• When the trio of Ryan, Johnny, and ExandShadow begin speaking about the remakes of Gold and Silver. Exand begins expressing his love for the remakes.
  Exand: Oooh... HeartGold!
  Ryan: SoulSilver for me.
  Exand: Ooooh, Ho-Oh... your sprite is soo big!
  • Their overall fangasm regarding HeartGold and SoulSilver, especially considering the almost depressing mood that set in as they expressed their disappointment for the actual Gen 4 games.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II First Impressions

• Gareth's epic burn on the new girl in the Sonic 4 Episode 2 impressions video.
  Amanda: Well, I only own the 3DS version, and I'm trying to save up money to inject the XBOX version.
  Gareth: Then, you don't deserve to be here.
• And minutes later after SonicandShadowfan15 had her rant.
  Amanda: I hate Shadow the Hedgehog (The Game). The game is... Meh. I honestly don't understand why you gave him a car?
  Gareth: Cause chicks dig cars!
  Amanda: I DON'T! I'm a chick and I like Shadow, and yeah he looked badass, but I like him with just the Fucking GUN! FUCK THE CAR! FUCK THE MOTORCYCLE! I don't give a shit! He is as fast as Sonic, let him run! Ok? I fucked those cars! I skipped them! THEY WERE POINTLESS!
  Johny: Ok, let's keep your sexual preferences for cars out of this.
  Gareth: Woah, Woah, Woah, Wait. Did you just admit to having sexual intercourse with a motor vehicle?
  Amanda: NO!
  Gareth: Jesus! It's true what they say... Sonic Fans Are Fucked up!

Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 First Impressions

• In their Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 impressions video, the female guest commentator remarks that she enjoyed the sgblikestoplay run of Resident Evil, Matt in particular because she feels joy in not feeling like she is the only ADHD kid.

Dragon Ball Retrospective

Ted: I remember when I was first watching Naruto, I remember actually being ashamed of what I was watching, Because I had TiVO at the time, so when my mom came in to the room to ask me something I would pause the screen, and I would never do for any other show. I think subconsciously I knew this wasn't a very good show.

Ryan: Not even for My Little Pony, Ted?

Johnny: I was actually about to say the say same thing.

Ryan: *Laughs*

Johnny: I wouldn't say in shame because I was enjoying what I was watching, *Starts Chuckling* But I'd pause it or hide the window as soon as somebody walked into my room.

Amanda: (Laughing) I can see that, cover the screen! "Johnny what are you watching?" "Nothing! I'm watching nothing!"

Ryan: Porn! Porn! I'm watching Porn!

Johnny: *Laughs*

Ted: You rather admit to watching Porn then My Little Pony?

Johnny: Well, what would make more sense for a 25-year old man?

Ted: Uh... Porn.

Johnny: Yes, there you go.

• Amanda's introduction in the retrospective due to it referencing her status as The Scrappy.
  Amanda: Why am I here?
  Johnny: You're just here to piss off the fans.

Cowboy Bebop Retrospective

• The intro consisting of Patrick Star making Johnny and Ryan acquire a taste for free form jazz before kicking off the Cowboy Bebop theme.

Pre-E3 2013 Discussion

• In their pre E3 vid of 2013, the constant Xbone jokes are a hoot, but there are other shining moments including:
  Ryan: "Smash smash smash smash..."
  Ryan: "TV tv tv tv tv tv..."

Smash Bros 4 First Impressions

• Brain Scratch: The Soap Opera

Sonic Lost World Impressions

• "I'm fed up with this Lost World!"
• Ted goes into a crazed rant about his hatred for Zor, sparking an argument with Clement.

Sonic Boom First Impressions

• A discussion about Ted's expectations for the game following his opinion on Lost World prompts this question from Clement:
  Clement: I just wanna double check something. I'm still the only one who likes Lost World, right?
  Ryan: Yeah.
  Ted: Yes!
  Donnie: Uhhh...
  Johnny: I don't HATE the damn game!
  Gareth: Clement, get out of here, ya freak.
  Lewis: I haven't started it yet, so I'm not sure.
  Donnie: Don't worry Clement, I'm right there with you.
  Clement: Aww sweet, I got backup!
  Lewis: Shut up!
  Johnny: YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE SHOT!
• Ryan replaced the entire Brainscratch crew with ROBOTS!!!

E3 2014 Impressions

• Clement remarking about a John Wilkes Booth Mii for the Mii Fighter (an Abe Lincoln Mii was in the Mii Fighter reveal for Super Smash Bros for Wii U).
  Clement: John Wilkes Booth as the shooter Mii.
  Johnny, Ryan, and Lewis: You're so going to hell.

Super Smash Bros. Retrospective

• While discussing the many Brawl delays, Ted imagines that Sakurai was ready to make the game go gold, with his finger hovering over the button, when the Nintendo higher-ups told him to put Sonic in.

Nintendo Direct Impressions - November 12, 2015

• Ted watches a Segata Sanshiro commercial for the first time.
  Ted: Wha...wait...he, like, that guy just exploded?!

Movie Commentaries

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

• At the end of the movie, Lewis' internet keeps dropping out everytime Johnny keeps answering his question. To which Johnny and Ryan take the time to insult him.
  Johnny: You dress in the manner of a female prostitute.
  Ryan: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
  Lewis: It's like you two are stuck in a limbo between cutting out and cutting in.

Evangelion 1.01/2.22

• In a stunning and most likely unintentional Brick Joke, Ryan, Johnny and Lewis start discussing the snacks they are eating (pretzels, lo mein, and chips with salsa, respectively) while the humans prepare the Ramiel sniper in 1.01. They stop talking as quickly as they started, only to bring it up again in the middle of the credits sequence.
• These gems from Ryan:
  • Pizza hut supports the revolution!
  • Look it's the red comet! Oh wait, wrong series.
  • GRAPE JAM FOR EVERYONE! YAY JAM!
• This part...

  Ryan:(Third Impact has just occurred and the credits are currently starting.) Just think Johnny, only two more movies left!

  Johnny: WHAT?!

• Going back to 1.01, Lewis and Johnny discuss how they would kill Shinji. Ryan comments that in the original series, everyone dies except Shinji. You can imagine what the response is.

End of Evangelion

• TANG!
• Lewis' reaction to finding out how royally messed up the second half of the movie is.

  Ryan:(in regards to the first half of the movie)...and this is the sane half.

  Lewis: WHAT?!

• Ted constantly complaining about nobody taking away Shinji's Ipod (really a cassette player.)
• Ted's faulty assumption that the MP Evangelions are easily defeatable since they are mass produced.

  Ted: Oh, so since there mass produced that means they're terrible and are going to die very easily.

  Ryan: Ehahaha.

• Also, Lewis compares the MP Evangelions to Suzaku from Code Geass

Dragon Ball: Evolution

• One of the only good parts of the movie (and the funniest to boot) was Goku's hairgel gag, which all three members admitted was Actually Pretty Funny.

Sonic the Hedgehog OVA

• Ted's confusion regarding Knuckles' ability to fly in Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie.

Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back

• In the Pokémon: The First Movie commentary, the team constantly calls Ash out on how annoying/stupid he can be at points, leading to some funny lines.

  Ted: I'm more confused about the fact that these Pokemon are crying over Ash's death than the fact that their tears bring him back to life.

• There's also the Running Gag that throughout Mewtwo's explanation of his Evil Plan, all the group can focus on is the strange helix-shaped ramp behind Mewtwo and what practical purpose it could possibly serve.

Aoi Sekai No Chuushin De

• Ted's impressions on Tejirof?
  Ted: Tetris is creepy!
• You Don't wanna be fucked by Tetris?
• Ted's thoughts of the anime as a whole after the second episode can be summed up in three short words:

  Ted: This anime blows.

  Johnny: (immediately starts laughing his ass off)

Super Mario Bros.

• After the group goes through about half of the movie, Lewis unexpectedly jumps in, having no idea that the commentary began without him. Cue him scrambling to catch up, while asking why the others didn't wait for him. On the other side, the others are genuinely surprised to hear him join them, since they'd tried unsuccessfully to contact him before they began (his internet cut out).
• In one scene, it's noted that King Koopa is wearing a wedding ring. Cue a discussion on how he canonically has to be married or had sex at least once, since he has at least one biological child. Cue the Brain Bleach.

Ace Attorney: The Movie

• When Redd White ends up dead later in the film, Ted reasons that White was trying to do the Thriller dance but forgot that he wasn't supposed to be an ACTUAL zombie.
• Pretty much any time Ted tries to explain to the rest of the group about the insane legal world of Ace Attorney, particularly how Phoenix doesn't get in trouble for stealing stuff for evidence or breaking in and entering, while the witnesses never seem to get in trouble for perjury.
• The group's observation that going to court to watch a trial is the equivalent of attending a sporting event.
• The Running Gag about Yanni Yogi being a homeless bum. Also, while his wife's suicide is a massive tear jerker, they manage to get some Black Comedy in. "Dear, I'm doing my best impersonation of a wind chime.
• Ted's reaction to Red White insisting that just because he was there when Mia died didn't mean he killed her.
  "Oh God damn it, if you were the only one there when she died, then of course you were the one who did it!"

Batman (1989)

• The guys joking about Jack Nicholson's Pay for the movie including his scenes paying for his house, Gotham City and a Stealth Jet Fighter. Also that the Parade Scene was what happened after Nicholson had signed the contract

Pokémon: The Movie 2000 - The Power of One

• At the point the weather goes to hell in Pallet Town, Ted jokes that someone's testing a weather team nearby.
• The guys crack jokes about driving the boat up the stairs, only to be absolutely shocked when the characters do just that. After seeing that it also has Nigh-Invulnerability for a majority of the film, they all decide that it is truly the hero of the movie, instead of Ash.

Wreck-It Ralph

• So, who could possibly make the heart-wrenching scene in which Ralph wrecks the car funny? Behold the power of Troll Ted.

  Ted: #lol, #burning, #I'm gonna wreck it

  Everyone Else: *dying from laughter*

• At the end of the movie, while the group are giving their final thoughts, the guest commentator excuses himself because he has to go get something for his mom.
  Ryan: Ah, we truly are nerds.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

• It is difficult to hear and is obviously not part of the movie itself, however in a scene where Anakin is talking to Padme, the crew all complain as to how much of a "whiny bitch" Anakin is in the scene, with Lewis saying he is a whiny bitch in the entire movie. Literally 2 seconds later, a kid crying can be heard. The crew do not bring this up or call attention to it.
• The running gag of Mace Windu's eternal quest to get various villains to join the Avengers Initiative.

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

• Anakin getting coffee for the Council and the Emperor
• Johnny adds Kermit the Frog to his ever growing list of Impressions...speaking of which somebody make that.

Batman Returns

• When Penguin's parents throw him into the river:

  Ryan: He's all yours, Ninja Turtles!

• Christopher Walken. Nuff said.
  • One running gag is that Ryan keeps acting as Walken's character, saying that he's planning to destroy Bear Hall.
  • "As you can tell, I am the grand poobah."
• "Hey, guys are you here for the Batman cosplay photo shoot?"
• "EEW, GRAPE-FLAVORED BRUCE WAYNE!"
• "OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED SELINA! YOU BASTARDS!"
• When the Penguin takes over the Batmobile, it leads to a slew of Spongebob jokes.
  • Later, when the citizens of Gotham throw vegetables at the Penguin, the guys joke that they all got them from Mr. Krabs' salad bar.

Pokemon: The Origin

• In Episode 2 when the Marowak Ghost first appears:
  Ryan: (creepy voice) Return the slab or suffer my curse...
  Ryan and Johnny: (singing creepily) KING RAMSEEEES...

Animal Crossing

• Lewis is more horrified by the film's protagonist than the Smash Villager.
• When discussing how bare-bones the villager is at the start of each game, Ted likens it to being like if the President was forced to live in a log cabin like Lincoln did.
• When Ai sees a shooting star for about the fourth time, the guys start joking that's it's actually the start of a apocalyptic meteor shower. To add insult to injury, Lewis adds that the biggest one lands on Apollo's flowers.
• In the film's climax, a UFO crashes into the village. The guys speculate that the being inside is a Predator, Xenomorphs or Goku.

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers- The Movie

• The start of the commentary kicks off with this little blip:
  Ryan: Hey everyone it's time for some more movies, and since it's the twentieth anniversary (Ryan makes a Beavis like grumble)
  Johnny: (begins to laugh)
  Ted: You're old!
• During the opening skydiving scene, Ted asks about the actors playing the rangers, and accidentally thinks the Red Ranger is played by Tommy Lee Jones before quickly correcting himself. Needless to say, there was a laugh to be shared.

The Shining

• The groups' reactions to the day-of-week title card transitions.
  Ryan: TUESDAY!
  Ted: Aaahh! Aaahh-hah!
  Lewis: OH GOD, JUMP SCARES!

Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back Special Edition

• At one point in the movie, Ted makes the point of saying that the only movie with Vampires he's actually watched is Twilight. This leads Lewis to realize as well, that he shares the same horrid fate with him.

Batman Forever (1995)

• Towards the end, Ryan brings up Big Riddle (from the SNES game). Johnny is not amused

Space Jam

• Lewis points out that the movie has a fascination with fat butts.
  Ted: Dat ass? Question mark?
• Lewis also compares the Monstars to The Deadly Six, causing Johnny to realize that the Zeti took the movie as inspiration for their evil plan.

The Princess Bride

• Lewis is genre savvy enough to guess everything that was going to happen, yet it takes him until half way through the movie to figure out the lead female's name actually is Buttercup.
• Ted (despite his love for the film) complains about Buttercup's uselessness. Johnny points out however, that she's still immensely more useful than Elise from Sonic 06.

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi Special Edition

• The various references to the Batman Forever Movie Commentary, made on the same day as the Return of the Jedi commentary.
• About 52 minutes in, Ted realizes Lando is not the only black man in the known universe. He then proposes they repopulate the species, prompting this conversation:
  Ted: Ok now that we got two of them, we can get started on repopulating the species.
  Johnny: But there's two men!
  Ted: So you put two black men into the daycare centre and then—
  Johnny: That's not how it works!
  Ted: Pokemon taught me that's how it works!

Frankenstein

• When the guys are recalling each of the Universal Monsters movies, Ted refers to The Invisible Dude, a 90s remake of The Invisible Man.

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

• Johnny explains that for the structure of the commentary, Ryan will talk first, then John, then Ted, and then Lewis will start a tangent and never shut up.
• "Space muffins with blue milk! Part of a balanced breakfast!"

Princess Mononoke

• All throughout the movie, the gang compares the Forest Spirit to the Pokemon Xerneas, the first time when Jigo brings up the Forest Spirit, the second time when the Spirit comes to heal Ashitaka.
  Ted: Yveltal's cooler.
  Ryan: Well Yveltal's not in this movie.
• When Ashitaka shows Jigo the bullet that led to his curse, we get this little gem:
  Ted: I can't eat this.
  Lewis Oh is this one of those coal lumps they're making for Christmas these days? The ones made out of marshmallow and Oreo's and- no it's just a rock.
  Johnny (as Jigo) Were you a bad boy this year, Ashitaka? Did Santa Claus give you this?
  Ted (as Ashitaka) Well no, I got it before I killed two people so...
  Johnny (as Jigo) There's plenty more where this came from, I tell you what.
• Anything involving Yakul.

Livestreams

BSC Livestream!

• Lewis plays every scenario in the Resident Evil 6 demo (the full game was less than a week away at this point). At one point...

Lewis has just shot one of the "good guys..."

Ryan:"Fox! That was one of ours!"

Ted: Hey Einstein I'm on your side.

Ryan: What's the big idea, Fox!

Ted: Ah! get this guy off me! I am the one on you!

• "Hey, Ryan show us your Mews"
• Ryan getting increasingly frustrated at all of the comments complimenting his face.
• Eventually, Lewis starts playing through the opening portion of Persona 4. Cue everyone else quoting the Hiimdaisy comic ad nauseum.
• Johnny holds a "Guess the Pokemon cry" contest against Ryan and Ted. Twice.
• During the aforementioned Resident Evil 6 demo, Ryan, Johnny, and Ted all start to do impressions (launching off a discussion on which Star Trek captain they would impersonate for Pikmin 2) Capped off by this gem from Ted:
  Ted: Hey dog, I hear you like impression, so I took this impression and made an impression of an impression, so now you can hear impressions while you hear impressions.
  Ryan:AUUGHH!!

The BS Crew play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online

• In the online Super Smash Bros. Brawl video, separate from the original playthrough, Clement is called naive for hoping that Mega Man would be in the next Smash Bros. game. Then we find out that he will be in it.
• Ryan shows everyone an Attack on Titan gif of Titan Eren, face covered with the PS4 logo smashing another titan. The titan getting smashed has the Xbox One logo. Hilarity ensues.

Brain Scratch Comm's Pokémon Y Livestream!

BSC Multiplayer Stream (12/19/13)

• The guys have a field day with General Zod during Injustice: Gods Among Us, particularly with his victory cutscene.
  Ryan: (starts humming "Hail to the Chief")
  Johnny: I will find all of you!
  Ryan: And have you vote for me!
  Johnny: Now kneel, and vote!
  • It gets so much better:
  Ryan: Now join me as I go do my concert with Neil Diamond! It is called, Neil Before Zod!
  Johnny: (bursts into laughter)
  Ryan: And then, afterwards, we can go to my sushi restaurant, Eel before Zod!
  Ted: I might command the bananas; Peel Before Zod!
  Ryan: And if you're having problems you can come to my counselling clinic: Feel Before Zod!
• Practically ALL of project M. Mostly because of the incredible lag that continuously screws the guys over.
  • Troper, how could you forget about Emily, Nathan's sister and after one match in Project M was shown to be the best commentator EVER and should replace Nathan and be in every commentary?
• The artist responsible for Tedoof returns with a vengeance, and draws Ted-Yzma.

Smash Bros 4 Nintendo Direct Impressions

• Ted: "Oh my God, they made a Fox-only, no items, Final Destination mode!"
• Gareth claims that Clement lied about his uncle predicting that Optimus Prime would be in Smash. Clement explains that his uncle called his Greninja Optimus Prime.
• The guys listing other variations of Mega Man that could have appeared in his Final Smash, including Bad Box-Art Mega Man, Quint, Ruby Spears Mega Man, and Mighty No. 9.
• The various pictures that Johnny edits into the stream, the best being the parodies of the character reveal screens, including Ridley is too fucking big, Cory Baxter is in the house and Christopher Robin pitches in.
• The reaction of Gareth, who is not up to date with the Pokemon series, that there is a Pokemon equivalent of God... that can be captured by a ten year old kid.
  "I don't usually pull this card, but score one for atheists!"

Super Smash Bros. Brawl - One Last Lag-Fest

• The various ''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U picture intros for the crew. These include:
  Johnny reviews the situation!
  Ted Pun-ishes the competition!
  Amanda's boyfriend packs the heat!
  Donnie comes out of the closet!
  Donnie shuts the fuck up.
  Lewis drops out and in!
  Nathan kills it with the #360noscopefollowtheweaveflashlightselfie!
  Amanda. ...
  Clement's in Smash 4. But I digress.
  Ryan. He's Jewish!

Mario Kart 8 Livestream (06/05/2014)

• Ryan is mesmerized at his all golden cart, the fact he's Waluigi also prompts Nathan's secret word to be ANARCHY!

Super Smash Bros. 3DS Livestream (10/10/2014)

• Early in the stream, the guys decide to do a match where they all play as their Miis. However, Ryan decides to be cheeky.
  Ryan: You thought I was actually going to choose me? TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!
• Johnny tells Amanda she can't torture Ted because he gets off on it.
• Gareth tells the amazing story of how him and Smoovies went to Sonic Boom 2014 and Smoovies entered a Sonic cosplay contest in his street clothes and said he dressed up as Chris Thorndyke in his 20's who made a living selling Sonic poetry AND WON 3RD PLACE!
• John, Gareth, Ted and Donnie are playing on the Spirit Tracks stage, Gareth dies and Johnny's reaction to what Gareth said causes everybody to crack up laughing:
  Gareth: Well I died.
  Johnny: That should be on your tombstone.
• After the first 1v1 match, Ryan leaves the room so Ted can join but Johnny takes a little while before letting Ted in the room, causing the greatest reaction from Ted
  Ted: So John, you gonna accept me?
• Johnny phasing through the floor as Bowser, on Mushroomy Kingdom.
  Johnny: Did I just fall through the fucking FLOOR?!
• Donnie's horrible luck continues with Smash, as the first item that spawns in his first match is... the Blue Shell.

BSC Settles It In Smash! (The Answer Lies in the Middle of Nowhere with Our Boy, Roy.)

• At one point, Ted deliberately mispronounces "Tatsumaki Senpukyaku" as "Teriyaki Seppuku".

Ink it Up with BSC! (Splatoon Stream)

• Ted says something that is inkredibly funny when taken out of context during a Turf War match on Moray Towers:
  Ted:"Ryan do you have the school girl outfit on?"
• Ted revealing to the crew that he doesn't like Doritos, and Red Gambit's reaction.
  Red Gambit:GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CALL TED! NOBODY SHIT-TALKS DORITOS!!

BSC Settles It In Smash With Clouded Thoughts!

Pokémon HeartGold Nuzlocke

• In Session 8, Ted and John take the original Pokémon anime theme song and apply it to STD's:
  Ryan: "STD's, gotta catch 'em all!"
  Ted: "It's you and me..."
  John: "It hurts when I take a pee!"
  Ted & John: "STD's!"
  Ted: "Oh, tell my girlfriend, that the sex has got to end!"
  John: "STD's, gotta catch 'em all! My dick turned blue!"
  Ted: "Don't want it to happen to you! You fuck me and I'll fuck you, STD's!"
  John & Qatherine: *die of laughter*
• This moment in Session 9:
  Lewis: I traded in a bunch of games, including my copy of Xenoblade Chronicles 1; my girlfriend has one, so I didn't need a second one. I got fifty dollars in store credit which I bought two twenty-five dollar Amazon giftcards with, and then I was able to get this fifty dollar Kindle Fire tablet.
  Johnny: What sort of weird-ass pyramid scheme is this shit?

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Launch Day Stream!

• At the end of a run of Music Park, Ted bears witness to the universe playing with Johnny as Johnny is blasted by a blue shell right before crossing the finish line, allowing Ted to pass him. Needless to say, Johnny was quite bitter afterwards.
  Ryan: Mario Kart be Mario Kartin'.

Platformania

• During Johnny's run of Super Mario 3D Land, Ted got a request to read the Navy Seal Copypasta... in his Toad voice. It must be heard to be believed. Johnny was in tears at the end.

BSC Smash Stream! - Smashing New Karacter

• When Clement is the first one eliminated from a match:
  Caro: Clement, I'm disappointed in you.
  Clement: Well, at least two or three of those deaths were Baseball Bat-related.
  Ted: Hey, just beacuse you're Canadian doesn't mean you can hate baseball.
  Clement: I'll have you know that I've been to a Toronto Bluejays game, okay?
  Ted: Who?

TV Tropes Readings

Reading #2

• The second reaction to the picture of Mighty Mouse is just as good as the first.
• The reading ends with Johnny reading this text:
  Johnny: "This page has not been indexed. Please choose a satisfying and delicious index page to put it on."
  Ted: Delicious? Who's been eating the Internet?

Reading #3

• Lewis's "I am not a character" speech after he reads the Afraid of Needles trope.
• Lewis's reaction when he finds out that Pretzel Bag's innards were eaten by Johnny.
• The guy's reaction to someone putting "What time are we at" as one of their catch phrases, it leaves Johnny and Lewis in stitches.

Top (insert number here) Countdowns

IGN's Top 100 Animated Series

• Lewis's reaction to seeing the picture that IGN chose for Mighty Mouse is just win. It must be seen to be believed.
  Lewis: What the fuck?! That's Mighty Mouse?!?
  Ryan and Johnny: (burst out laughing)
  • During the second TV Tropes reading, all four commentators end up forgetting what the image looked like, and need a refresher. You can hear Lewis's original reaction when Lewis sees the picture yet again.

IGN's Top 100 Pokemon list!

• Lewis stating that the name Dialga sounds like a Final Fantasy spell in which you dial a phone at the enemy.

IGN Top 100 RPG

• Throughout most of the list, Ryan and Ted get increasingly frustrated that Lewis chose not to join them for the countdown reading.

Nintendo Power Final Issue List

• ROBOTS!!!
• Johnny's complete bafflement to the inclusion of Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
• "Still better than Adventure 2"
• In addition to the Lewis call and the Amanda call, we're introduced to The Clement call (The Dudley Do-right theme) and the Elliot call (The tune that plays whenever you die in a Mario game).

IGN's Top 90 Animated Characters of the 90's

• "Not better than Optimus Primal..."
• At Harley Quinn's spot, Ted makes a slip-up involving Batman that sends Johnny and Gareth into hysterics.
  Ted: When Batman fucks Harley Quinn he's thinking about fucking Batman.
  Johnny: *chuckles, then bursts out laughing*
  Ted: You know it's true!
  Gareth: Ted, you just said "When Batman fucks Harley Quinn he's thinking about fucking Batman."
  Ted: Well you know Bruce Wayne is egotistical enough to think about having sex with himself.

Random Rambles

TV Shows

• John describes his TV pattern in middle school.
  Johnny: I'd get up at 6 in the morning, and I'd eat a Pop Tart and take a shower. And then I'd watch an episode of Charles in Charge...because it came on before Sailor Moon.
  Ryan and Ted: (cracking up)
• Ryan tells a hilariously true story about a bowling alley that he went as a child to that showed random clips on the screens. Every time his sister went up to bowl the screen would show a video of Stimpy wiggling his ass.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

• The accuracy of Johnny singing the famous "Trololo" song is both hilarious and frightening (He hits that high note at the end of the video).

Other Videos

Brainscratchcomms Q & A session

• Dinnnerrrrrrrrrrrr!

Mike Pollock Interview

• The guys finding out that Mike Pollock did some voices for a Hentai.
  Johnny: Right in the childhood.

The Bullshit Video

• Ted's reaction to finding out Magnezone was a much better Pokémon then he gave it credit for.

Momocon 2013

• The guys finally follow through on their deal to make Ted play Sonic Genesis. Ted bets that he will get through Marble Zone without dying once, and then Johnny strikes up a conversation with a Superman cosplayer that just happened to be passing by long enough to distract Ted and get him killed.
  • Also, Ted trying to weasel his way out of playing Sonic Genesis at Momocon especially when he was willing to trade his own games just to get out of it.
• Ted pretending to whack a Ness cosplayer with a bat while Johnny encourages him by rambling off Earthbound complaints.
  Johnny: You hate Earthbound! You can't stand Ness! Poo's a stupid name! Nobody cares about Paula! And for good Lord, Gigyas is not that terrifying!
  • Later on, the Ness cosplayer has a go at whacking Ted.
• Chuggaaconroy's reaction at riding the elevator at the hotel the guys stayed at was quite funny.
• Ted dancing to Gangnam Style
  Ted: God damnit, Johnny! *laughs*
• At one point, Lewis reveals that he ended up getting stranded at some random train station in Pennsylvania. Apparently, he'd taken the last train of the day and his sister had to come pick him up.

Pax East 2014

• Around the 7:05 mark Johhny mentions seeing a man dressed in a trenchcoat and wearing a Ash Ketchum hat and thinking he is a Pokémon flasher.
  Ted: Hey kids, you wanna see my Pokeballs?
  Johnny: No! I can see his Pokeflute!
  Ted: Blow on it, a great sound comes out.
• King John The Third (John in a bathrobe with angel wings and a pope hat photoshopped on).

Others

• The videos aptly titled "Prince of Dead Ends and "Are you serious? Again?"; which showcase Ryan's failed attempts at recording Prince Of Persia: The Sands of Time (which, as of March 2015, has not been revisited) and Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy (which has been revisited by Ryan as of March 2015).

Monocon 2017 Panel

• The gang jokes that they have leaked footage of Sonic Forces and proceed to show the game. It's actually Bubsy 3D.

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