Film: Zulu

Private Cole: Why does it have to be us? Why us?
Colour Sergeant Bourne: Because we're here, lad. No one else. Just us.

A classic 1964 war film set during the Anglo-Zulu War. Based on true events, the film is the story of a Last Stand that the defenders managed to win. The Battle of Rorke's Drift was the result of the Battle of Isandlwana, at which the British expeditionary force of 2000 sent to crush the Zulus had been destroyed through a combination of skilled Zulu leadership of fearless legions of warriors and the incompetence of British commanders. 139 British soldiers in a farmstead, assigned there to protect colonials and wounded (about one third of the 139) held out against 4-5,000 Zulus for 12 hours. The battle is held to this day as one of the very best defenses in all history. Eleven of the soldiers got the VC, the highest number of this medal ever awarded for a single action. Also notable for being the first starring role for an insignificant actor named Michael Caine. Followed fifteen years later by a prequel, Zulu Dawn about the disastrous Battle of Isandlwana that took place earlier the same day. It starred Burt Lancaster and Peter O'Toole.


  • '70s Hair: Well... the 1870s anyway. The long sideburns on the men wouldn't look out of place a century later.
  • Antagonist Title
  • Artistic License History:
    • The 24th Regiment are identified as a Welsh regiment, but were actually predominantly English with Welsh and Irish filling out the ranks. They would not be known as the South Wales Borderers until two years after the battle.
    • The portrayal of Colour Sergeant Bourne as a towering, middle-aged veteran soldier. The real Bourne was actually slightly-built and in his mid-twenties (he was, in fact, the youngest Colour Sergeant in the British Army at the time). He was even young enough to be the last survivor of the battle, dying on May 8, 1945 (appropriately enough, on the day when the war in Europe was won).
    • The Zulus didn't charge headlong at the British riflemen with nothing but spears and shields over open ground, which is part of the reason they won at Isandlwana and the events of the film happened in the first place. They used rocks and broken terrain as cover until they were within a few yards of the British positions, then they charged the riflemen with their spears.
    • The real Commissary Dalton wasn't the prissy pen pusher the film shows him to be. He was actually an experienced former soldier who may well have talked Chard and Bromhead out of abandoning the position in favour of fortifying and defending it.
    • The movie makes it look like Cesthawayo's main army won the Battle of Isandlwana, then descended on Rorke's Drift. In reality the attacking Zulu force was a reserve impi who hadn't been engaged at Isandlwana, and disobeyed orders to cross into Natal and attack the British.
    • The portrayal of Private Hook was so offensively wrong (in real life he was a model soldier and a teetotaler) that his daughter walked out of the film premiere
    • Otto Wit wasn't a pacifist (he helped the British soldiers plan their defense) or a drunk, and he only left so as to alert his family at his farm a little while away (he also wasn't a widower or had an adult daughter)
    • The black levies who are encouraged to leave by Otto Wit and the cavalry that come by to alert the soldiers of the coming Zulu army were in real life the same group: a company of Native (aka African)cavalry who arrived to help with the defense of Rorke's Drift, only to leave after the initial assault by the Zulus, much to the displeasure of the soldiers defending it (who fired upon them, killing one of the commanders, another one was later prosecuted for desertion).
    • Averted in the case of Lt. Chard, who is often described as being partially deaf. According to one of the most detailed and comprehensive books on Rorke's Drift, this seems to have been a misinterpretation of primary accounts that Chard was withdrawn and quiet after the battle towards officers attached to reinforcements. These are symptoms that could just as easily be the result of PTSD (which didn't have a name in the 1870s) than deafness.
  • Badass: There is a reason why this battle is one of the most famous last stands in history.
  • Battle Chant: The battle chants of the Zulu warriors (which also include shield bashing) before the final battle are notorious; perhaps the full-throated rendition of the song "Men of Harlech" (made in response to the Zulu chants) by the Welsh soldiers could fit as well.
  • Becoming the Mask: during the "Men of Harlech" scene you see dozens of weary demoralized soldiers who enlisted because no one else was poor enough for the job, converting themselves into the Proud Warrior Race Guys that they were singing of. If you look closely at the Zulus you can see how many are obviously youngsters out for the first time. They are becoming a mask too.
  • Bloodless Carnage: As a practical matter, 1960s special effects wouldn't have been up to the challenge of faking hundreds of bayonettings and large-caliber bullet wounds on bare-chested Zulu extras.
  • The Cavalry: Rather cruelly subverted. A large force of cavalrymen arrive at the fort...then flee when faced with the Zulu army.
    • Their real life counterparts were even fired upon by the British soldiers as they left!
  • Cool Versus Awesome: British versus Zulus. Even their choirs are manly.
  • Cunning Linguist: Adendorff gives cultural advice.
  • Darkest Africa: Takes place there.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Bromhead, very much so.
    Chard: Don't worry, Miss Witt. The Army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day.
    Bromhead: Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfasts.
    • Adendorff also has his moments.
    Bromhead: We've dropped at least sixty!
    Adendorff: That leaves only 3,940.
  • Decoy Protagonist: The film starts off with Otto Wick and his daughter Margareta watching a mass Zulu marriage ceremony. You'd be forgiven for thinking they'll be more involved in the plot of the film, but the attention soon switches to the soldiers at Rourke's Drift.
  • Dirty Coward: Private Henry Hook is portrayed as this until he has a change of heart and becomes a hero, saving the lives of at least a dozen patients in the hospital.
    • The cavalrymen were essentially yelled at as cowards by the soldiers as they've fled.
  • The Engineer: Lt. Chard was only a Royal Engineer assigned to Rourke's Drift to build a bridge across the Buffalo River.
  • Ensign Newbie: Bromhead, though in Real Life both he and Lieutenant Chard were inversions: they were old for their rank, having been repeatedly passed over for promotion as unlikely to amount to much. It's often claimed that Bromhead was at least partially deaf, but the latest authoritative study of the 1879 campaign suggests this was a misinterpretation of Bromhead suffering PTSD in the immediate aftermath of the battle.
  • I Can Still Fight: Time and time again.
  • Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: what the British and the Zulus do to each other whenever the Zulus' Zerg Rush manages to get through the British's dakka.
  • Last Stand: Averted; they actually do win.
  • Loveable Rogue: Private Hook. (The real Hook was a churchgoing teetotaler, and his elderly daughters were not happy at the way the film portrayed their father.)
    • The "Private Hook" fictional character was shown performing the actions of several of the real life historical convict soldiers.
  • The Medic: Reynolds.
  • More Dakka: The chief tactic of the British.
  • Nipple and Dimed: The first TV screenings this film cheerfully screened it in its entirety, including the mass wedding sequence near the start where several hundred Zulu warriors dance their way into wedlock with a line of several hundred very exuberantly bouncy Zulu maidens. On the elsewhere mentioned African tribeswomen principle, this protracted scene of southern African pulchritude was always left in, regardless of the time of day of screening, throughout the 1970's, 1980's, and 1990's. Yet in the early 2000's, all this abruptly changed and British TV adopted a strictly censored version with all the bouncy toplessness left out. There was no clear reason given for this change of mind on the part of the broadcasters, and it was noticeable that later graphic scenes depicting mass slaughter of Zulu warriors under concentrated British riflepower were left in.
  • Not So Different: The "Men of Harlech" scene emphasizing the mutual warlikeness of the British and the Zulus.
  • One Steve Limit: Discussed by some of the soldiers. The Welsh have a rather limited range of names, so soldiers with similar names go by their serial numbers to avoid confusion.
  • Pet the Dog: Cesthawayo saving the Witts from being killed as war breaks out. He even has one of his own men executed to help them escape.
  • Proud Warrior Race: Both the British and the Zulus. More or less the whole point of the film.
  • Plunder: Zulus are shown rifling British dead at Isandlwana.
  • Punch Clock Hero / Punch Clock Villain: Both sides are soldiers doing their respective jobs for their respective countries. It is not even considered necessary to worry about which government is in the right from the political point of view.
  • Rated M for Manly: Manly Zulus fighting the manly British Army in a very manly manner.
  • Reality Ensues: The Zulus are pragmatic enough to take rifles and ammunition off of the British dead at Isandlwana, and take them to Rorke's Drift. What started out as a battle of guns against spears turns into a fight of guns against other guns. After the initial surprise (because the defenders weren't expecting the Zulus to have looted rifles), reality sets in and it isn't as decisive: just because the Zulus know how to fire and reload rifles doesn't instantly make them expert marksmen, that takes prolonged training. One of the British officers notes that the Zulus thankfully aren't great shots (they've never had any experience firing rifles before). They also realize that the Zulu commander isn't going to have his few men with rifles fire at the same time that his main force charges in with spears, for fear of hitting his own men.
  • Scary Black Man: Zulus. Very much justified by Real Life.
  • Sergeant Rock: Colour-Sergeant Bourne. Corporal Allen, although not a sergeant, also qualifies.
  • Soldier vs. Warrior: The British are shown firing controlled volleys where the Zulus advance in an individualistic way. A bit of a subversion though as a Boer tells the British in no uncertain terms that the Zulus are not a mere warband, but are themselves a regimented and disciplined force who fight with a well developed and effective tactical doctrine.
  • The Spartan Way: The Zulus.
  • That Makes Me Feel Angry: Played for pathos in the scene in which Colour Sergeant Bourne takes register.
    Bourne: "Beckett?"
    1st Soldier: "He's wounded, sir."
    2nd Soldier: "He's dying, sir.
    3rd Soldier: "It's sad."
    Bourne: *With surprising gentleness* "Keep your voices down."
  • War Is Hell: "Do you think I could stand this butcher's yard more than once?"
    • In fact, he did. The real John Chard was also there for the war's finale, the Battle of Ulundi.
  • We Have Reserves: The Zulus. There are so many that they are able to expend several simply to test the firing strength of the British.
  • What a Senseless Waste of Human Life: A couple times, and wrong on both counts.
  • Worthy Opponent: The Zulus appear to be massing again to wipe out the British, but it turns out they're saluting the British for their bravery before departing for good. This is actually completely fictitious: in real life the Zulus only left because the British reinforcements arrived... and it was in no way a peaceful and dignified retreat.
  • You Are in Command Now: Lieutenant Chard assumes command of the post, despite being an engineer rather than an infantryman, due to his three months seniority over Bromhead. In reality, he had three years seniority.
    • Chard is wounded and goes for treatment. He tells Bromhead that he is in command now, and adds "It's what you wanted, isn't it?"
  • You Are Number Six: The Privates Jones refer to each other by the serial numbers of 593 and 716. We also meet 612 Williams. In Welsh regiments where an awful lot of people might be called Williams or Owen or Jones (Wales doesn't have that many surnames), this was, and remains, standard practice. Although the Toms themselves prefer to use distinguishing nicknames where possible. Invention tends to fade after about the thirtieth Williams...
  • Zerg Rush: Again and again, the Zulus' chief tactic, though more by necessity than ignorance. Early in the film, Chard, Bromhead and Ardendorff discuss the Zulus' envelopment tactics, and decide that fortifying themselves within the mission negates the enemy's advantage. When the Zulu attempt to draw the British out from the defenses fails, Cesthawayo brings his riflemen into action, which has limited effect. Only then do the attackers resort to frontal assaults.