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Berserk Button: The only known instance of Happycat not being happy occurred when he went to order a cheezburger, but they were all out of them. He then became so angry that his head detached from his body and started firing laser beams at civilians. Police arrived in time with cheezburgers to settle the issue.
Perpetual Smiler
Trademark Favorite Food: Cheezburgers.

Dr. Tinycat

A tiny cat that is also a doctor. That's really all you need to know.

Bunny-Ears Lawyer
Cloud Cuckoolander: Kind of.
Deadpan Snarker: Partly as a result of the Vicodin he takes for his condition.
Dr. Jerk: His condition causes him pain sometimes, so he takes Vicodin for it. Unfortunately, said pills make him a bit cold and sarcastic.
Insufferable Genius
Kitten Prodigy

Feline deity that watches us all from the infinite ceiling. Capable of miraculous deeds, but prefers a good nap.

Evil black cat that resides in the basement of eternity. Known for eating souls and recruiting minions to do his evil deeds.

A cat so obscure, it's hip. Last seen wearing an expensive vintage hoodie and growing a mustache.

The longest cat known to exist. Longcat is unable to be measured with current cat measurment technology. Longcat is long.

Be Careful What You Wish For: Longcat used to be extremely short. Then he wished to become longer, and his Literal Genie granted it to him. He eventually became so long that he ended up in space.
Good Counterpart: to Tacgnol
- Light Is Not Good[/]Evil All Along: The "Longcat did WTC" and other similar things.
Longcat Can Breathe In Space
Shaped Like Itself: Longcat Is Long.

Ethically ambiguous cat. Makes moral choices that are neither completely good or evil. Cat lawyer for hire.

Amoral Attorney: Being morally grey, a lawyer was the perfect job for him.
Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance: He's "Moral Grey Area Kitteh", so naturally he's grey.
Grey and Grey Morality
Flanderisation: Began as, well, a morally relativistic kitten. Now is pretty much evil.

A cat capable of epic levels of seriousness. Has gone 2,632 days without cracking a smile. Current age: 2,632 days.

The Comically Serious
Grumpy Bear
Perpetual Frowner
Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Well, sesquipedalian is one of his favorite serious-sounding words.
The Stoic: He always keeps a serious expression no matter what.

Mindless evil clone of Longcat. Created by Basement Cat to create havoc on the world. If seen, run for your life.

Dark Is Evil: Black cat. Seriously...
Evil Counterpart: To Longcat.
Inherently Dirty-Sounding Words: "coccyx", "masticate" and "Volvo", according to his reference page.
Tykebomb: Sort of. He was made for the purpose of being a pure evil counterpart to Longcat.

A giant seal that is fond of his little blue bucket. Bucket was stolen by a bad man. Lolrus has been searching for it ever since.

Runs along on a track, and is frequently out of service.

Known for making work Serious Buisness...when he isn't stopping to do cat stuff.

Flys along just over the ground, appears to have no legs due to the photo angle. Successor to Monorail Cat.

Groups, Organizations, Other

Secret society of small kitties making sure that the world stays adorable. Like Fight Club only without fighting.

Everything's Cuter with Kittens
I'm Taking Her Home with Me!: Guarenteed, you will have this reaction to them.
Moe:invoked Their society's conditions require members to be this. Small, adorable, and must be adorable while doing something that is decidedly not cute. Like barfing.
Ridiculously Cute Critter: Their whole shtick.

Real Cats Memes

Real cats that frequently show up on the Cheezburger site/in the memes, as well as other places online: