Characters / KaBlam!

A Character sheet for the cast of the beloved Nicktoon KaBlam!. We know that Henry, June and a lot of other characters are subject to Animated Actors, Art Evolution, Curtains Match the Window, Medium Awareness and No Fourth Wall already, so let's consider those covered already. Now let's get rolling.

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    Henry & June segments 

Voiced by: Noah Segan

Henry started the show as the more "normal" and laid-back host, especially compared to the (at the time) zany June. Eventually, while he was still calmer than June, he became the butt of almost every joke.

Voiced by: Julia McIlvaine

While Henry was the calmer and more laid-back host in the early episodes, June was ditzy and just a little crazy. From Season 2 onwards, however, she became a lovable, good-hearted Deadpan Snarker. The only things that stayed the same were her cute looks and fiery temper.

  • Art Evolution: Obviously she changed as much as Henry, but inverted a bit. Her ponytail started out more "bushy" until season three-ish, where it became more of it's well-known teardrop-shape.
  • Amusing Injuries: Much less prone to it than Henry (and even so, the frequency varies by the season), but she does get her fair share of cartoon violence thrown her way.
  • Badass Adorable: On most occasions.
  • Berserk Button: Quite a few things piss her off, but don't EVER forget her birthday, unless you want her to make your life a living hell.
  • Break the Cutie: In Won't Stick To Most Dental Work, after Henry gets fed up with her teasing him and quits. She starts out reasonably well (if you can call angrily tearing up his letter and stomping on it "reasonably well"), but by the end of the episode, she's in tears because she misses him so much.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: In season one. She still has shades of this in Season 2, but becomes more of a Trickster Archetype. She then mellows out considerably in Seasons 3 and 4.
  • Cute Bruiser
  • Cute Clumsy Girl
  • Deadpan Snarker: Starting in Season 2.
  • Depending on the Writer: Normally, she's a snarky yet good-hearted prankster with an attitude problem - however, in some episodes she's portrayed as a bossy brat. This stopped near the end of the show.
  • The Ditz: Only in season 1.
  • Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male: Would Henry picking on and beating her up be as funny?
  • Even the Girls Want Her: One Season 4 episode reveals that she has some female fans who are so obsessed with her that they have based their entire appearance off her. And yes, they're as hot-tempered as she is.
  • Genius Ditz: In season one. While she was pretty good with technology, in fact making her own inventions sometimes, she was as dumb as a box of rocks.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She's bossy, snarky, agressive, bratty, and has a wicked short temper, but she has the biggest heart on the whole show, and has a very soft spot for animals. And despite Henry being the butt of many of her jokes, it's more than implied that she has a crush on him.
  • Lethal Chef: Her cooking is so terrible that it got her kicked out of the Logfire Girls.
  • Little Miss Badass
  • Little Miss Snarker: The PRINCESS of this trope.
  • Loving Bully: On some occasions.
  • Only Sane Woman: Certainly not in the early episodes, but she slowly starts to grow into this role as the show goes on - especially as the shows begins to emphasize Henry's arrogant Butt Monkey status. By the third and fourth seasons, Henry and June were trading off on this role, and often both played Only Sane Man to another character who was even sillier than they were.
  • Platonic Life Partners: With Henry, according to Word of God.
  • Puppy Love: With Henry.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Henry's red.
  • Scout Out: The episode The KaBlair! Witch Project reveals that she used to be a "Logfire Girl", but was given the boot for her horrible cooking.
  • She Cleans Up Nicely: She's shown to be quite beautiful in a dress (as beautiful as the crude art style can get, of course).
  • Short Tank: She will wear a dress for more formal occasions, but it's stated in one episode that she dislikes wearing them and only does when she's made to. Which means that her little act in Won't Stick to Most Dental Work was most likely fanservice.
  • The Snark Knight
  • Tomboy: To the point that a lot of people were shocked to discover that she's a girl.
  • Tomboyish Ponytail
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: In season three.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: The following (and final) season.
  • Tsundere: Type B: She's usually sweet, enjoyable to be around, and laid-back. However, when something bad happens (like Henry giving her crap or something won't go her way), take cover.
  • Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: The poster child for this trope.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: Her relationship with Henry.
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair
  • Your Costume Needs Work: In the episode In It To Win It, where she met a group of obsessed, cosplaying fans of hers.

Mr. B. Foot
The stagehand of the show, who just so happens to be a Sasquatch. He enjoys beating Henry up, however he will never hurt June.

Mr. Fred Stockdale
Mr. Stockdale is KaBlam!'s elderly network executive, and Dawn's grandfather. While he doesn't make many appearances, each one shows him to be senile, dim, and a bit corrupt.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: He's a Take That at executives everywhere: he's got the coherence of a five year old, more senile craziness than Mayor Adam West, and often has absolutely no idea what the show he controls actually is.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: While he's far from villainous, it seems he'll do anything for good ratings.
  • Heroic B.S.O.D.: Dawn explains that he hasn't been the same since Charlie's Angels was canceled.
  • Shell-Shocked Veteran: In the episode The KaBlair! Witch Project, it's mentioned that he's served in an unspecified war... and several of his actions in the episode show that he still hasn't gotten over it.

    Sniz and Fondue 

Sniz Bronkowski
Sniz is a crazy little ferret/cat/thing who loves comic books and motorcycles. Often getting into trouble, his older roommate Fondue will try calming him down.

Squeaky Fondue
Fondue is Sniz's older roommate. He's skilled at cooking and drawing. Like Sniz, he's a pretty huge fanboy.

    Life with Loopy 

Loopicia "Loopy" Cooper
A crazy and imaginative seven-year-old who gets into all sorts of odd situations

Larry Cooper
Loopy's shy older brother whom Loopy tells all her adventures too, if he wasn't involved.

    The Off-Beats 

Betty-Anne Bongo

Betty-Anne is the (unoficial) leader of The Off-Beats.


August is the brains behind the Off-Beats, however most of his inventions come out wrong.


Repunzil is the ditzier Off-Beat in the show, and loves animals.


Tommy is the other boy of the Off-Beats, and loves being outside. Usually very calm, he can yell pretty loud when upset.


September is August's dog, who's "paid" to like him.

    Prometheus and Bob 
  • Freudian Trio
    • Prometheus: Intelligent, strict, and mostly no-nonsense (Superego)
    • Bob: Dumb, Gullible, but persuasive (Ego)
    • The Monkey: Arrogant, a Jerkass, and a trickster (Id)


A purple alien with a remote controlled video camera, trying to teach Bob about various things.
  • Ancient Astronauts
  • Butt Monkey
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: Prometheus gets upset very easily. Probably not the best trait in someone trying to educate a less intelligent life form.
  • The Unintelligible: Though you can often make out what he says. Incidentally, "Bob" is codenamed such because that's what it sounds like Prometheus is calling him.


A caveman, understandably a slow learner, to Prometheus' ire.

The Monkey

A monkey who sometimes joins in the lessons, often damaging the camera or Prometheus' other equipment with his antics.
  • Jerkass
  • Trickster Archetype: The monkey is clearly smarter than Bob, but generally uses his smarts to annoy Prometheus and manipulate Bob into ruining the lessons for laughs.