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The Flesh

Voiced by Jim Krenn

The Flesh: He's super strong and super naked!

Thunder Girl

Voiced by Cris Winter

Thunder Girl: She flies like thunder!

Stinky Diver

Voiced by Jim Krenn

Stinky Diver: A former naval commando with an attitude as bad as his odor!


Voiced by Scott Paulsen

Meltman: With the power to ... melt!
  • The Heart: The nicest member of the group, besides maybe Flesh.
  • Kaiju: One episode has him become a giant known as Mega Meltman (portrayed by a guy in a Meltman costume).
  • Lovable Coward: He's cowardly, but nice.
  • Non-Action Guy: Would rather not be doing anything death-defying, strenuous, or even remotely dangerous. He usually ends up being thrown into the action accidentally.
  • What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: He has power to melt which he never uses.

The Chief

  • Catch-Phrase: Tends to say "Blast it" when displeased (which is to say, all the time).
  • Da Chief: It's in his name.
  • Large Ham: His volume switch seems to consist of "loud" and "louder".
  • The Leader: Non-action example; he's the smartest member of the team and the one who sends them out on their missions.
  • Mentor Archetype: Kind of parodied. He tries, but they never listen.
  • No Indoor Voice: Even at lower volumes, he usually just sounds like he's yelling more quietly.
  • Only Sane Man: Saddled with the frustrating task of keeping the team focused and not running around like idiots (well, even more like idiots). It's no wonder he never stops yelling.
  • Surrounded by Idiots: See Only Sane man above.
  • Token Minority: Essentially subverted. The Chief is the only recurring African-American character on the show but nothing is ever made of it.

Bill the Lab Guy

  • Catch-Phrase: Two."There's nothing I can do" and "Oh no, I was afraid of this.".
  • Dull Surprise: Always speaks in a dead monotone.


The Mayor

Voiced by Jim Krenn

The main antagonist of the show.

Big Baby

A baby doll who makes havoc on its way until tamed.
  • Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: He is two-feet tall, which is tall compared with other toys.
  • Creepy Doll: He cries in a creepy tone and leaves devastation in his way when not satisfied.
  • Hulk Speak: He speaks in third person with an adult male voice, as in "BABY MAD!"
  • Sealed Evil in a Can: Big Baby was in a toybox in the basement until the KISS concert accidentally woke him up in the episode Rock-a-Big-Baby.

Hodge Podge

Voiced by Jim Krenn
  • Create Your Own Villain: Was the Action League's accountant, but became the freak he is now thanks to the incompetence of the Flesh & Bill the Lab Guy.