All anomalous characters who are designated as SCPs by the Foundation. All of them are listed in numerical order.
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SCPs and Anomalous Beings (originating from Confinement)
SCP-████ (Connor and related entities) (SPOILERS)
Connor
Click here for more information.City of Connors
Click here for more information.The Cult (of Vulkan)
Click here for more information.The Demon ("Vulkan"?)
The mysterious demonic spirit which inhabits Connor's body, and the true source of his anomalous abilities.- Demonic Possession: It lives inside of Connor, though it doesn't really take (direct) control of his mind or body, aside from suddenly turning him into a badass, fearsome fighter during the "Infinite IKEA" episodes. A flashback strongly implies that Connor is just the latest host of this demon, which was apparently once bonded to a medieval warrior named Ragneer.
- Eldritch Abomination: In true SCP fashion, this thing is an extremely ancient, powerful, Lovecraftian entity of mysterious (but most likely interdimensional) origins, and possibly very malevolent in nature.
- Greater-Scope Villain: It's the reason why Connor is apparently unkillable, and whatever its role in the story is, it's mostly likely up to no good.
- Hidden Agenda Villain: Its true goals and motives are just as enigmatic as the demon itself, but a classified report which Natalie finds during her research on Connor's origins, implies that it caused a deadly explosion which wrecked a nearby town around the time Connor was born. If it were to manifest on Earth again, it would likely cause even more death and destruction, if not ultimately leading to what the Foundation fears might be a potential XK-class end-of-the-world scenario.
- Knight of Cerebus: When the demon's existence is first revealed in the climax and ending of Episode 5, the tone darkens quite a bit. Especially when Natalie reads up on the classified report about this thing, which reveals that the true origins of Connor and his powers are much more sinister than what we were previously aware of.
- No Name Given: Well, it hasn't been (directly) named yet, but as the cult leader who worships it is titled as "The Priest of Vulkan" (according to the cast listing for Episode 7), it can be inferred that the Priest's god is known as "Vulkan" (though whether a primordial eldritch being even has any real name is debatable).
- Our Demons Are Different: Its existence is first revealed when Connor meets SCP-2200-1, who believes that the strange spirit inside him is some sort of evil entity from Hell created by The Devil. However, there's no actual evidence to prove that it's any sort of traditional demon associated with the Abrahamic religions, though it is worshipped like a deity by an ancient evil cult.
- Power of the Void: The Priest of Vulkan describes it as being "the great lord of the void", hinting that it's from another plane of reality beyond our own.
SCP-???? (The Floating Man)
SCP-???? (The Floating Man)
Voiced by: Thafnine
One of Connor's roommates and acquaintances. His anomalous quality is an involuntary ability to defy gravity, causing him to float to the ceiling of their shared dorm room.
- Flight: Though he has no control over it, causing him to stay floating to the top of wherever he is. Presumably, were he not contained inside a building, he would risk drifting off into outer space.
- No Name Given: He's not given a real name or even an SCP number, and is only listed in the credits as "the floating man".
SCP-???? (Ruby)
SCP-???? (Ruby)
A dog whose body (or at least her front half) is embedded in the wall of Connor's dorm room.- Expy: Ruby seems to be quite similar to another anomalous animal, SCP-529 (Josie the Half-Cat), whose hindquarters also appear to be missing.
- No Name Given: Inverted, her real name is given, but not her SCP number.
SCP-???? (Gingerbread Men)
SCP-???? (Gingerbread Men)
A family of living, sapient gingerbread cookies. When Connor approaches their house, they abduct and transform him into a gingerbread infant, and then have him celebrate Christmas with them.- Affably Evil: They throw knives at and then kidnap the first human they see knocking on their door, but don't seem to have anything more malicious in mind beyond forcibly turning that guy into one of their own kind, and then happily spending the holidays together as a family.
- Anthropomorphic Food: They are living, human-sized gingerbread men. They also turn Connor into a gingerbread baby.
- Gingerbread House: Not surprisingly they live in one of these, scaled to the same size as an average human home.
SCPs and Anomalous Beings (originating from the SCP Wiki)
SCP- 007 (Abdominal Planet)
SCP-007 (Abdominal Planet)
Voiced by: A Kind Ale War
A regular acquaintance of Connor's, who has a miniature planet that somehow replaced most of his torso.
- Awesome Aussie: Has an Australian accent, a thick beard, and a planet instead of intestines.
- Baby Planet: He has a basketball-sized planet floating in his abdomen.
- Walking Shirtless Scene: Needs to expose his midsection for his anomaly's sake. Doubles as a Shirtless Captive, since he's in Foundation custody.
SCP- 049 (The Plague Doctor)
SCP-049 (The Plague Doctor)
Voiced by: ??? (TBA)
A strange surgeon with a habit of turning his patients into zombies. He is slated to appear in the upcoming Episode 8.
- Plague Doctor: SCP-049 still resembles one of these as usual.
SCP- 082 (Ferdinand the Cannibal)
SCP-082 (Ferdinand the Cannibal)
Voiced by: Lord Bung
The first SCP we see Connor interact with in the series. He is some sort of mutant humanoid with a highly eccentric personality, who loves high culture and cannibalism.
- Adaptation Name Change: Debatable. SCP-082's name is actually "Fernand", not "Ferdinand". While it could just be Connor misreading his name, his name is also spelt as "Ferdinand" in the episode description, so it can be assumed that's just his name in the Confinement universe.
- Adaptation Personality Change: While SCP-082 is still played up as being an aristocratic cannibal with an eccentric personality, he differs a bit from his canon counterpart on the SCP Wiki; who's so delusional and gullible that he can't separate reality from fiction, living under the charade that he's the King of France, and that his containment cell is a royal palace. But in Confinement, he seems to be completely aware of the fact that he's an anomalous being living under the Foundation's custody, and even gleefully addresses Connor as a fellow SCP entity.
- Adaptational Nationality: Fernand in the SCP canon is French, however Ferdinand in Confinement seems to be British, at least judging by his posh English accent.
- Affably Evil: He's polite to Connor through and through, only being irritated once he realizes that his "guest" is only there to ask him questions for the Foundation, at which point he kills him. Once he realizes Connor has Resurrective Immortality, he even fondly refers to him as a fellow SCP and claims that he belongs here at the Foundation with the other freaks, before gleefully murdering him over and over without consequence.
- Ax-Crazy: Once he realized that Connor respawns after dying, he started killing him for fun to the point of spawn camping.
- I'm a Humanitarian: He's a deranged cannibal with a habit of biting people's heads off, which he gives Connor a personal demonstration of.
- Serious Business: Badminton. Although it's a great mystery how he even plays it with elephant feet for hands. He's very focused on it, and expresses deep consternation that none of the Foundation staff have any time for the sport. When Connor asks him what Badminton is, Ferdinand gasps loudly and then drops to his knees, bracing himself on the nearby table, beginning to loudly weep. He then immediately decides to bite off Connor's head afterwards.
- Wicked Cultured: As usual, Ferdinand enjoys stereotypically affluent hobbies such as listening to classical music, having tea parties, playing badminton, and socializing with nobility. Then he'll throw in random acts of murder and cannibalism for no apparent reason.
SCP- 174 (Ventriloquist's Dummy)
SCP-174 (Ventriloquist's Dummy)
Click here for more information. SCP- 407 (The Song of Genesis) entities
SCP-407 (Creatures of the Singing Forest)
The "Jumping Prawns"
The Screeching Raptor
Voiced by: Super Pro Waffles (Jumping Prawns)
(Jumping Prawns)Strange animal/fungus/plant-hybrid creatures produced from the mutated remains of Connor's corpse after being exposed to an anomalous music tape.
- Achilles' Heel: The fauna exist so long as the cassette player keeps playing SCP-407. Naturally, that gets goof'd.
- Armless Biped: The small mushroom creatures credited as "jumping prawns".
- Alien Blood: The giant bleeds yellow blood.
- The Big Guy: There's Always a Bigger Fish.
- Body Horror: As soon as he starts listening to the Song of Genesis, Connor feels severe itching before he is painfully killed by an entire forest's worth of plants and fungi sprouting out of his body. He then resurrects into the form of a talking tree stump, much to his dismay.
- The Brute: The giant is the muscle (and the brains) behind breaking Connor out of the site.
- Cute Monster
- The prawns are weird little buggers, but their mewling has a charm to it.
- The giant's broad shoulders and small head are a given for someone smitten with Tiny-Headed Behemoths.
- Growing Wings: The giant sprouts a draconic pair in it's bid for escape.
- Hell Is That Noise: The raptor precedes its entrance with an ungodly screech.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: After Growing Wings, said appendages knock Connor over, causing him to drop SCP-407 out the window and killing them both.
- No Name Given: Not even an SCP designation, due to the variety and finity of what SCP-407 creates. Only the bipedal mushrooms are named if you look in the video description.
- Planimal: A given for products of SCP-407, especially apparent with the jumping prawns and the tree giant.
- Running on All Fours: The giant is distinctly knuckle-walking as he barrels out of the bio-hazard center.
- Sacrificial Lamb: "Okay, you can have one."
- Sensory Overload: What prompts the giant to break out of the containment chamber is the blaring alarm warning of SCP-2427-3.
- The Scapegoat: After the containment breach, Connor tries to play off his compliance as due to the giant having memetic influences.
- Skull for a Head: Both the raptor and the giant have a skull-like mask in place of an actual face.
- Tiny-Headed Behemoth: The giant that comes in for Connor's rescue. But hey, "easy come, easy go".
- The Unintelligible: They only make growls, screeches and "murrrrr".
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: It is awfully violent, but all of the giant's actions have been to protect and liberate its progenitor.
SCP- 527 (Dr. Fish)
SCP-527 (Dr. Fish)
Click here for more information. SCP- 682 (INDESTRUCTIBLE LIZARD)
SCP-682 (INDESTRUCTIBLE LIZARD)
An unkillable reptilian creature, and a consistent thorn in the Foundation's side.
- Comically Cross-Eyed: A la chameleon.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Played for Laughs, as he just eats Connor before the latter can finish speaking to him.
- Fat Bastard: He has a bulbous and bloated body, instead of being the muscular behemoth he is usually depicted as.
- Gender Flip: Canon implied that 682 is female (and may have reproduced at some point). Here, they are male.
- Lazy Bum: Exudes a slothful demeanor.
- Nigh-Invulnerability: He's obviously just as indestructible as he is in the SCP canon, although we don't get to see 682's invulnerability in action. Concept art depicts him with multiple arrows in his back and exposed ribs.
- Reptiles Are Abhorrent: Parodied. While SCP-682 is a vaguely reptilian creature that is often depicted as looking like some sort of monstrous lizard, crocodile, dinosaur, or dragon, here in Confinement he just looks like a giant, overgrown chameleon. Not that it makes him any less deadly or evil.
- To Serve Man: He instantly defeats Connor by devouring him whole with the help of his long, sticky tongue.
SCP- 1360 (PSHUD #31)
SCP-1360 (PSHUD #31) | SCP-2306-1 (Revenant AI / Ian Steele)
Voiced by: Lord Bung
SCP-1360 is a sapient android who offers to sell information on Anderson Robotics to the Foundation. The robot demands one favor in exchange: being allowed to seize control over Connor's body so that he may enjoy life as an immortal human.
- Adaptational Name Change: In the Those Twisted Pines canon, SCP-1360's identifies as "Hector" per Preprogrammed Personality #4, made from the original Hector's consciousness. Here in Confinement, he was once Ian Steele, this series' adaptation of SCP-2306-1. See also Named by the Adaptation below.
- Adaptation Personality Change: In the original article, SCP-1360 is desperate to get back to Anderson Robotics who have abandoned him. Here, he's an escapee who has more sinister leanings.
- Adaptational Superpower Change: In Those Twisted Pines, Anderson Robotics products have a "Foundation protocol" wherein they dissolve into liquid scrap so they cannot be captured and reverse engineered. Here, PSHUDs' Self-Destruct Mechanisms are a simple explosive embedded in the left breast.
- Body Backup Drive: After the destruction of his PSHUD #31 body and subsequently regaining his Past-Life Memories, Ian's consciousness is implanted into a surrogate body by Dr. Ludvig.
- Composite Character: With SCP-2306-1, as revealed by the ending.
- Death of Personality: As is company protocol, he had his memories wiped from his time at Anderson Robotics when he was sold. He eventually regains the memories from his old life as Ian Steele.
- Despair Event Horizon: It hits it once Mr. Anderson contacts it through it's own body and makes it clear that it was never free. Then Anderson remotely detonates a bomb in its chest.
- Dies Differently in Adaptation: In the Peregrine storyline of the Twisted Pines canon, SCP-1360 self-terminates in a failed rescue attempt by another android. Here, SCP-1360 is remotely detonated by Mr. Anderson because he refused to come back; however, it later turns out that he survived this explosion...
- Earn Your Happy Ending: Dr. Ludwig does a bit of Brain Uploading, giving Ian a new human body to return to his family in.
- Killer Robot: It's rather vicious when it comes to its fight with Connor, at one point even hanging him by his own entrails.
- Grand Theft Me: One of the conditions it presents to trade for the information is to be allowed to essentially brain-jack Connor. Once it becomes clear that the Foundation isn't going to do such a thing, it tries to do so by force.
- Heel–Face Turn: After being uploaded to a computer system and allowed to view his memories unhindered, Ian becomes apologetic towards Connor for the whole "tried to murder you and steal your body" thing.
- Immortality Seeker: SCP-1360 states that he wants to hijack Connor's body for this reason. However, he seems to have mistaken the rumors of Connor as having Nigh-Invulnerability instead of Resurrective Immortality.
- Mommy Issues: Natalie hypothesizes so on her clipboard about Ian.
- Named by the Adaptation: Episode 7 provides the surname "Steele". This is a change from the original SCP-2306 article, which implies that Ian had a (presumably Asian) family name starting with a 'J'.
- Never Going Back to Prison: When Mr. Anderson faces him with the ultimatum to surrender or be destroyed, 1360 chooses to Face Death with Dignity, giving his silence for an answer.
- Robo Speak: His voice is largely monotone, fluctuating in pitch and drawl through the clauses of his sentences. He speaks normally when given a human body.
- Smug Snake: He believes himself to be more deserving of Connor's powers, because he actually escaped his captors at Anderson Robotics, thus making him superior. He soon learns that he was never really free.
- Spared by the Adaptation: In Those Twisted Pines, SCP-1360 self-destructed during a containment breach and ends up in SCP-3560, and the Foundation doesn't get anywhere on trying to restore SCP-2306-1's memories or life. In Confinment, SCP-1360 still self-destructs, but Ian's consciousness is salvaged and given a human body.
- Walking Spoiler: His consciousness survives the explosion and is put into a surrogate human body.
- Wrong Genre Savvy: Part of the reason why SCP-1360's plan to hijack Connor's immortality fails, is because he assumed Connor was Nigh-Invulnerable instead of "respawning" upon death.
SCP- 1836 (Mother in the Ice) entities
SCP-1836 (The Girl in the Iceberg / Sanna)
Voiced by: GemoDawn
An ancient Inuit woman who lives inside an iceberg near the Arctic coast of Canada, with a strange effect on local wildlife. Connor is sent to investigate this anomaly, due to his quarter-Inuit ancestry supposedly protecting him from her wrath.
- Abusive Dad: Her late father. Doesn't get more abusive than cutting your daughter's fingers off. If her husband's spirit is to be believed, he wants to make amends in the afterlife.
- Adaptational Wimp: While she's still dangerous, Sanna was heavily implied to be the actual sea goddess of the same name from Inuit mythology in her SCP article. "The Girl in the Iceberg" doesn't necessarily imply a different origin for her, but also portrays her as being on death's door by the time Connor meets her.
- Fingore: Her hands were mutilated by her late father, leaving her without any fingers.
- Heroic Spirit: She's survived for thousands of years on pure spite and will alone. However, she's at the end of her rope when Connor meets her.
- An Ice Person: Her main form of defense is manipulating the ice of her lair to drop victims into the water where the instances of SCP-1836-1 lurk.
- Intergenerational Friendship: With Connor. It's sadly short lived since she passes on soon after.
- Long-Lived: She has somehow been able to live for thousands of years, but isn't completely immortal, as it's pointed out that she doesn't have much time left; and so she ultimately chooses to move on to the afterlife.
- Magical Native American: Magical Inuit to be exact. She has a supernaturally-extended lifespan of more than a thousand years, and has the ability to control the iceberg she lives in, along with all the surrounding Monster Whales which guard it.
- Mistaken for Racist: The Foundation jumps to the conclusion that since the only survivors of SCP-1836 were of Inuit descent, then that must mean that Connor can approach her without fear because he's part-Inuit. He soon learns this is not the case when she and multiple instances of SCP-1836-1 try to kill him. Sanna later explains that she only attacked fishing boats that failed to ask "permission" to hunt in her territory and that the racial link of the survivors was coincidental. (Well, maybe not coincidental, but more a case of Inuit sailors having traditions mandating that they ask for permission, something other races don't.)
- Public Domain Character: As with the original SCP-1836 story, she is based on the Inuit goddess Sedna (AKA Sanna).
- Really 700 Years Old: Despite being alive for millenia, Sanna doesn't look like she has aged any further than her 30s or 40s.
- Wolfpack Boss: She's not really a threat on her own, being a fingerless old Inuit woman. The real danger comes from SCP-1836-1, her horde of cetaceans that lurk beneath the Iceberg and will tear apart anyone who falls into their waters.
SCP-1836-1 (Killer Cetaceans)
A pod of various ancient whales and dolphins which guard SCP-1836 and nearby wildlife from trespassers who attempt to hunt in their territory without their master's permission.- Monster Whale: They are (apparently prehistoric) cetaceans which will viciously attack anyone who tries to approach the iceberg or hunt any animals without authorization from Sanna herself. They maul Connor to shreds multiple times as he tries to get inside.
Angutanote
Voiced by: ???
Sanna's ex-husband, an evil spirit whom she fled from millennia ago, before she ended up inside her current home in the iceberg. He unexpectedly returns in the present day, to ask her to reunite with him and her father in the afterlife.
- Affably Evil: Despite the past bad blood between him and Sanna, he is completely civil and polite when he comes by to visit and asking her to depart with him.
- Humanoid Abomination: He mostly looks like a male human, but he's actually some sort of ancient demon. He is fairly taller than the average man, can shapeshift between animal and human forms, and produces sharp teeth when he attacks people.
- Mugging the Monster: While Anguta is disguised as a small bird, a Foundation agent prepares to shoot him for no reason besides boredom, assuming that he was just aiming his rifle at a harmless little bird. The soldier pays for his mistake dearly when Anguta changes back to his true form and brutally mauls him to death.
- Off Screen Villainy: Anguta is described as being an evil spirit by Sanna, but the only "evil" action he's shown doing is (either defensively or vengefully) killing two Foundation agents who wanted to kill him while while he was disguised as a small bird.
- Public Domain Character: He is (loosely) based on the Inuit god Anguta, though some details have been changed (see below).
- Related Differently in the Adaptation: In the original Inuit myths, Anguta is Sanna's father rather than her husband.
- Voluntary Shapeshifting: Being a magical spirit, he can change his appearance between that of an animal to a man, as mentioned above.
SCP- 1846 (Maize Angel)
SCP-1846 (Maize Angel)
Voiced by: Eman Gamer
A plant-like humanoid with corn-based powers, who knows everything there is to know about corn and farming it.
- Ambiguous Syntax: He's a corn farmer who farms corn.
- Good Ol' Boy: A kindly-mannered Farm Boy who sounds like he just came straight from the Corn Belt.
- Green Thumb: Both metaphorically and literally."See, uh... what people don't understand really about corn is that you don't just, uhh... grow corn, you grow WITH corn."
- Mr. Vice Guy: Seems to be pretty friendly aside from his ungodly obsession with corn.
- Plant Person: His Non-Human Head is an ear of corn, and a plethora of husk leaves can be seen sprouting from his neck and hands.
- Self-Applied Nickname: Says he's a "shepherd of the shuck" as people like to call him, a title SCP-007 is quick to debate him on.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Corn.
SCP- 1879 (The Salesman)
SCP-1879 (The Salesman)
Voiced by: Punk Duck
An interdimensional salesman who offers an assortment of dangerous and supernatural wares, often at excessive personal costs for his unsuspecting customers.
- Adaptational Jerkass: While not a good person, being perfectly willing to kill people and use underhanded methods and threats to make a sale, the original version wouldn't stick around to mock a victim or insult them for trusting him. As well, the original was actually established as not wanting to do the job anymore, hoping to get promoted to something else, while this version is quite happy to mess with people.
- Adaptational Superpower Change: The original SCP can only appear at interior doors, whereas the one here appears at a front door. He also couldn't shapeshift, and never took a form that didn't appear to be entirely human. The one here also implies itself to be a dark abomination from the far reaches of space who does this because he can, where the original was established as being part of a sales organization, with deadlines to meet and the prospect of being promoted. As well, the original would only be trying to sell a single item to a person, and didn't sell anomalous items.
- Aliens Are Bastards: He's certainly not of this Earth, admitting to being "a creature from the far-off reaches of space", and is definitely an evil bastard too.
- Con Man: He definitely gives off major Snake Oil Salesman vibes, but to call him such would be an understatement. He's a malicious interdimensional being whose job revolves around selling a wide variety of supernatural objects (many of which are cursed or otherwise have undesirable effects) to unsuspecting humans, while tricking them into signing contracts in an alien language that require them to pay for these products at an extreme personal cost (such as the clients' body parts).
- Creepy Long Fingers: When he picks up the microwave to finish off Annie, his hand has morphed into a more sallow-skinned monstrous hand with elongated digits. It's not made clear if that's part of his true form or if he just turned into something more frightening in his rage.
- Faux Affably Evil: He has a cheery musical number and always speaks in a friendly door-to-door salesman voice. He also casually dismembers people and keeps up the same friendly mannerisms and musical inclinations as he mocks them as they bleed out on the floor.
- Freeze-Frame Bonus: When he begins his pitch, you can briefly see an eye on the end on his tongue as he talks.
- Humanoid Abomination: He is very clearly not human despite his appearance.
- Laser-Guided Karma: His whole thing is tricking people into "buying" something from him and then mutilating them for his "payment". In her dying moments, Annie kicks his eye out for calling her a "dimwitted widow".
- Motor Mouth: His song manages to fit close to five hundred words into a little over two minutes.
- Nonstandard Character Design: He doesn't resemble any of the human characters seen in the series, being far more animated with exaggerated features and skin that's quite literally white when everyone in the series has been shown with actual human skin tones. The Uncanny Valley effect is to make it immediately clear to the viewer that despite all appearances he isn't human.
- Obviously Evil: In his own words, "never trust a man in a pitch-black suit with a smile that goes on for miles" (though his suit is brown, not black).
- Slasher Smile: He's always smiling... when we can see him, at least. The one time he's not in a smiling mood he's hiding in the dark just offscreen.
- The Thing That Would Not Leave: He mocks Annie for trusting him enough to buy something from him, but in reality she only did it because she was annoyed by his long pattering sales pitch and got something just to get him to leave.
- Tranquil Fury: His reaction to Annie kicking out his eye is to silently pick up the microwave he sold her, jam it on her head and fry her with it.
- Villain Song: His song "Anomalies!", while it starts off as him trying to sell Annie a bunch of supernatural items, it becomes more sinister and scathing when he takes her arm, tells her she shouldn't have trusted him, and calls her dimwitted, all while maintaining a jaunty, upbeat tune.
- Voice of the Legion: As his true nature becomes clear, his voice starts to gain this quality.
SCP- 2200 (Soulsberg) entities
SCP-2200-1 (The Blade That Takes Souls)
Voiced by: EastsideShowSCP
The driving force behind all of the SCP-2200 anomalies. It is a spiritual entity inhabiting a magical sword, whose goal is to take human souls into what it considers to be the ideal afterlife. It discovers something very wrong with Connor, and decides that he must be destroyed.
- Knight of Cerebus: The episode takes a turn for the serious once he shows up.
- Knight Templar: He was apparently forged to protect humanity from the forces of Hell; and believes Connor's immortality to either be the work of a demon, or proof that Connor's very soul is a product of the Devil, and thus tries to annihilate him.
- Large Ham: His one comedic quality is that he doesn't just chew the scenery, he devours it.
- Ominous Pipe Organ: His sole appearance is backed by this.
- Uncertain Doom: It's not clear if the shadowy force that saved Connor simply forced 2200-1 to jump to a new wielder or destroyed him outright.
SCP-2200-2 (The Swordsman / Lou Francis Patterson)
"While you pondered and studied a means of escape, I studied the blade!"
Voiced by: TheVolgun
A 27-year-old balding, chubby nerd, and the current instance of SCP-2200-2, acting as the wielder and host for SCP-2200-1. Connor is ordered to confront him so that he can receive a direct trip to Soulsberg via death by dismemberment.
- A God Am I: The way he refers to Soulsberg as his "Eternal Kingdom", "Paradise" and "Destiny" along with his using the Sword's advice to appear omnipotent make him seem like this.
- Berserk Button: The thing that finally gets him to snap? Connor stating that his "paradise" would just be anime girls.
- Cold Ham: He almost never raises his voice above the even tone he keeps it at, and still chews the scenery like a pro.
- The Comically Serious: A chunk of his lines are meant to parody things a Chuunibyou would say, but he delivers them dead serious.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: You'd expect that an overweight nerd with a sword would be putting on airs to make himself look tough, but actually turn out to be a pushover. In the case of Lou, you'd be dead wrong.
- Fat Bastard: He's an obese man with a violently short temper, repeatedly slicing Connor into shreds after being sufficiently annoyed by him.
- Gonk: He's not terrible looking, but his silver skin and odd facial expressions make him bizarre to look at.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: A common trait among instances of SCP-2200-2, though he's rather successful at holding it back until Connor slams his Berserk Button.
- Immortality Seeker: Another trait shared between instances of 2200-2 is a fear of death.
- Killed Off for Real: While SCP-2200-1's fate is ambiguous, he's unambiguously killed by the shadowy force.
- Mouth of Sauron: Regularly listens to the sword, doing as it wishes.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: His voice seems to be based off Jeffrey Combs.
- Psychopathic Manchild: He's basically what would happen if a very ill-tempered nerdy man was given a magical sword to play around with, eagerly using it to chop up anyone who gets on his nerves.
SCP-2200-4 (The Citizens of Soulsberg)
SCP-2200-4 is the designation for all the people who were killed by SCP-2200-2 with SCP-2200-1. They were transformed into immortal, living statues made of silver, now residing in their own town called Soulsberg (SCP-2200-3). They have recently rebelled against the Foundation's containment, "seceding" to form their own micronation.
- Ax-Crazy: Behind their seemingly peaceful façade, they're a bunch of violent maniacs, which is made obvious by their massacre of the Foundation guards.
- Complete Immortality: They're absolutely unkillable so long as they stay within a certain distance of Soulsberg, and they know it.
- Didn't Think This Through: Played for Laughs. They change their town's name to "The Autocratic State of Soulsberg", and not one of them ever notices that they can now be referred to by the acronym "A.S.S.".
- Golem: Of a sort. They're the undead souls of people killed by SCP-2200-2, placed in immortal bodies made of a silver alloy.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: They are very easily provoked and quickly become violent and psychotic.
- Know When to Fold 'Em: They give up the whole "autocratic state" thing once they start getting bombarded with Connor's lifeless silvery bodies.
- Theme Naming: Some of the named ones are given names that contain components of "Silver", the two pictured being Sylvester and Sylvia. Some however are named like Bobby.
SCP-2427- 3 (Biomechanical Construct)
SCP-2427-3 (Biomechanical Construct)
Voiced by: Marshall Applewhite (archival audio)
(archival audio)A Mechanical Monster that breaks containment because someone didn't get its goat. Literally.
- Black Speech: It turns around the corner emitting a garbled electronic ramble. Word of God stated on Twitter that it's a sped-up excerpt from the initiation video for the Heaven's Gate cult.
- Chainsaw Good: This monster kills at least one staff member offscreen with what sounds like a buzzsaw; we only hear a Scream Discretion Shot before seeing a severed arm being thrown away.
- Destination Defenestration: It's quickly dispatched by Connor's behemoth.
- Mechanical Monster: This creature is described as being a "hostile biomechanical construct".
- Uncertain Doom: Dr. Becker's callbacks about Connor being a Doom Magnet implies that SCP-2427-3 was destroyed in the containment breach.
- Zero-Effort Boss: It gets easily thrown out the window by a Tiny-Headed Behemoth.
SCP- 2800 (Cactusman)
SCP-2800 (Cactusman)
Voiced by: Lord Bung
Connor's botanist roommate and acquaintance, who has cactus-based powers.
- Adaptational Superpower Change: Hasn't shown the ability to sprout cactus needles all over his skin, but still appears to talk to (or at least discern the time from) cacti.
- Companion Cube: Is always seen with his potted cactus.
- Green Thumb: For cacti.
- Nerdy Nasalness: Has a noticeable tone in his voice.
- Porn Stache: Has a little ginger lampshade.
- Talking to Plants: Only cacti though, of course.
SCP- 2967 (Sapient Cephalopods)
SCP-2967 (Gilbert's Mom)
A giant, sapient psychic octopus, and the mother of the SCP-2967-1s. She really don't like Connor. At all.
- Adaptational Jerkass: She really don't like Connor hanging out with her children. Whether this is because of a paranoid distrust of humans in general, or because there's something wrong about Connor in particular isn't made clear.
- Adaptational Superpower Change: Neither SCP-2967 or the SCP-2967-1s were psychic in their original wiki article, requiring a magnetic slate within their tank to communicate with researchers via writing.
- Arch-Enemy: As in the original SCP-2967 article, crows.
- Fantasy-Forbidding Father: After meeting Connor, she forbade Gilbert from interacting with him.
- Mama Bear: Extremely (over)protective of her offspring, and shooed Connor away for getting too close.
- Shout-Out: Natalie's drawing of her looks like Gl'bgolyb.
- Telepathy: She used a psychic attack to scare off Connor, telepathically implying some sort of threatening warning.
SCP-2967-1 (Gilbert)
A sapient psychic octopus whom Connor befriended during childhood. Unfortunately, it was short-lived due to parental intervention.
- Adaptational Nice Guy: The SCP-2967-1s described in their original wiki article don't seem to have much in the way of personality, aside from being extremely dependent on and/or anxiously attached to their mother. They display little interest in talking to humans. Gilbert on the other hand is quite friendly, and doesn't seem to mind being separated from the rest of his family. Probably because his siblings bully him.
- Ambiguous Ending: We're told that only one out of the nine octopus siblings survived after escaping from the Foundation's containment. Connor hopefully believes that the lone survivor was in fact his old friend, living freely in the ocean and mating with lots of female octopi. Probably for the best that Connor never finds out what happens to octopi when they mate...
- Arch-Enemy: As in the original SCP-2967 article, crows.
- Ascended Fanon: In 2019, RecursiveRecursion updated SCP-2967 - Sapient Cephalopods with this footnote:2. Update: One instance of SCP-2967-1 has recently begun to display sociable behavior with researchers during testing. SCP-2967 identifies this instance as ‘Gilbert’.
- Big Brother Bully: Gets this from his siblings, who steal his food. Connor sneaks him extra to help make up the difference.
- Leitmotif: Gilbert's Theme by Ivory Rasmus.
- Telepathy: This is how Gilbert communicated with Connor, given the obvious physical inability for an octopus to vocalize speech.
SCP-3008- 2 (Infinite IKEA Staff)
SCP-3008-2 (Infinite IKEA Staff)
"The store is now closed. Please exit the building."
Voiced by: Lord Bung
The "employees" of the Infinite IKEA. These faceless humanoid creatures wander around the store in search of lost human shoppers to kill.
- Demoted to Extra: Despite being the primary threat in the original SCP-3008 story, these things are pushed to the background in favor of showing a conflict between the rival IKEA tribes.
- The Faceless: Except for when they decide they need to tear open a mouth.
- Humanoid Abomination: Just like in the original wiki article, they are vaguely human-shaped monsters dressed up in IKEA employee uniforms.
- Out of Focus: Despite being the zombies to the Zombie Apocalypse, they only get around two minutes of screen time.
