AWRIGHT CHUMS LET'S DO THIS

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!1

ITT we envision stupid ways to get ourselves killed in a video game.

Trying to Rocket Jump...With a tactical nuke.

Who needs the plasma gun, I'll be fine with this pistol!

Hay guys, let's go attack That One Boss with spoons.

edited 6th Feb '10 3:20:49 PM by TheJackal

I think I'll fight the Demon King with my whip.

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I think I'm going to shoot those explosive barrels that you guys are standing next to.

edited 6th Feb '10 3:24:49 PM by Scisless

I SNEER IN THE FACE OF YOUR BATTLECRUISER ARMY

MY ZERGLINGS WILL DESTROY YOU

A Yucatan-Texas Alliance could take down the United States easy!

(Yes, I've been playing Vicky lately. Why do you ask?

"Pray"? Screw that, everyone knows that you can only beat Giygas with brute force.

Summon an Overlord to fight at the very beginning of the game with my bare hands? Why the hell not?

All right, first time playing Imperishable Night, full-unlock save... Time to try Fantasy Heaven!

Step 1: Load up Metal Gear Online.
Step 2: Join server.
Step 3: Charge blindly forth, armed only with a tranquilizer pistol.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: DEFICIT!

edited 6th Feb '10 3:45:13 PM by Eriksson

Hey wow, they let you fight the final boss early in Chrono Trigger... I bet he can't be all that tough! I can take 'im!

Hey Makarov, there's a fly on your shoulder! Stop shooting those Russian civilians and hold still so that I can knife it.

Ya know what? These 4 BMPs and their attached infantry in 'All Ghillied Up' aint so tough! Let me at em!

edited 6th Feb '10 3:46:57 PM by MajorTom

I SNEER  ^*

^{contemptuously as a free action}

IN THE FACE OF YOUR BATTLECRUISER ARMY

MY ZERGLINGS WILL DESTROY YOU

Fixed.

edited 6th Feb '10 3:46:55 PM by Matrix

A fleet of bombers? Mech Spam! Mech Spam!

Matrix wins as a free action.

I don't need to practice before trying Lunatic mode in Touhou! Bring it on!

edited 6th Feb '10 3:48:23 PM by Zudak

Mmm...delicious fruit...I guess I'll just take a bite and—

*SPLAT!*

"Hey, guys! Watch this awesome trick I can do with the Warthog!" <- Famous last words in a multiplayer match.

edited 6th Feb '10 3:49:25 PM by l3wt

My Lancer chainsaw is more than a match for that Locust berserker! *BWAAAAAAAH*

A Truth in Television stunt I just pulled in Roblox Test Server: "New Skateboards 2.0":

1: Get on skateboard.
2: Equip Battlegear: "2010 Fireworks".
3: Jump, and while arm is pointed down, launch firework.
4: Lol at the player you just bloxxed (fireworks have the Explosive attribute, obviously).
5: Repeat, this time launching yourself off a ramp while using the GraviSpring (increases jump height, very useful for skateboard).
6: ????
7: Yell in frustration, because you just blew yourself up.

^^^ At least it looked cool.

I shall build myself a fortress. Full of dwarves. And these dwarves shall eat... Carp. Nothing but carp. In fact, I won't give them any packaged food, they'll have to start fishing for carp as soon as they set up camp. And these dwarves shall not drink alcohol...

I don't need the Dual Blade to face the final boss! This sword I found in the Ancient Cave is more powerful anyway.