Again, not exactly my division. That's just what I know from talking with the guys at the water cooler.
edited 18th Sep '10 6:01:48 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedthe brownie god's acting weird today.
I kn-For a person who claims to be an all-powerfull God, Punishment really seems to lack the power to controll its own voice-ow what's going on?
edited 18th Sep '10 6:22:49 PM by Punishment
So you think you are worthy to respond to this signature, mere mortal?-deadpan-
Being a brownie God also covers pot brownies, doesn't it.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuI do believe Pies might have some competition for the god of madness!
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedi created the god of madness.
he was originally the worst god ever until a trip to my stomach.
oh yeah, and can i reincarnate if i die? do i have to fill out a form or something?
edited 18th Sep '10 7:20:47 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt
-Azaron tosses Pies a piece of paper-
Here's the Contact number for non-members of the department of the dead. Trust me, they'll know more than me. As for you...
-runes start glowing on Azaron's armor; my eyes turn red, and a red rose appears in my coat lapel-
Welcome to Complaints.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampeddamn, so...
-dials the number-
So, do I get the special red voice?
No, you're not ready for it yet. Anyways, I have another gig in 3 seconds, so later.
-Azaron disappears-
edited 18th Sep '10 7:38:10 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedum, hello? i'd like to ask if we can reincarnate.
*bzzt* We're sorry, your call is very important to us, please hold.
-this waiting music starts playing, intermixed with screams and shrieks of pain-
edited 18th Sep '10 7:45:52 PM by yarrunmace
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedooh, nice music
Yes I said Pie, roars Suberu after her senseless slaughter of the innocent pies, What is going on here, responds one of the dragon heads as the other heads looked confused and started nitpicking at the elder-god Pie's forms. Hm, let's all go on a holiday, Immediately the scenery turns into a nice Hawaiian scenery Mental World, complete with ocean music. The dragon goddess curls up for a nice sleep. Nighty nite she yawns, displaying most of her teeth
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!TSK, TSK...NOW PUNISHMENT, DON'T GO AROUND SPREADING LIES. OF COURSE AFTER LIFE EXISTS. I CREATED IT. SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD I HAVE BOTHERED CREATING ALL OF YOU IF YOU'D JUST DISSAPEAR WHEN KILLED? NO, THERE IS A AFTERLIFE FOR DEAD GODS...
EXCEPT MAYBE FOR YOU PIE...PISSING OFF THE OVERGOD HAS CONSEQUENCES
edited 20th Sep '10 5:16:59 AM by TrashMan
Huh. I think the Pie is about to be cooked.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuCooked pie huh? Sounds tasty.
No wait.. that Pie??!!
MADNESS!!!
SPARTA!
... Couldn't resist.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuI SEE DIMENSIONS FAR AWAY SO FAR AND YET SO CLOSE.
AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I HAVE CREATED THEM.
...
Sorry, was a bit grumpy for a moment.
AAH! The horsemen are upon us! Get to the shelter!
-the phone spontaneously combusts-
Well...that can't be good.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too crampedI AM NO LONGER THE GOD OF CHEESECAKE! I AM THE GOD OF CHEESECAKE AND TRANSIT ADVISORINGNESS!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOINO YOU ARE THE GOD OF THAT FUCKING HILARIOUS SIM CITY LP.
- Yum* Suberu thinks of cooked pie and licks their lips tastily.
OMG, It's Taco!
-faints-
YOU! ARE! INSAZNE!
can any of you death guys clarify? hello?