Oh My
.*finds a video at a retreat* Ooooh a movie...What the hell is it? It has no lable...I'll put it in anyway...*puts movie in VCR* God I hope it's not porn or some stupid family trip video. *video begins* Ok...it's a...crappy art student's film? *video ends* What the hell was that?! Seven days? Seven days until what!?
.*lives next week normally* School sucked today. I'm gonna go home and Nietzsche! That'll make me feel better...*gets home* Where's Niet...Oh god...Now I really feel like crap...*enter PANIC here* *enter DEATH here*
.*grandmother comes home to find me dead*
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
resident moonatic
.*gets ripped apart and eaten by the VICIOUS wild panda*
edited 13th Oct '09 5:30:28 PM by OuttaTheBLAM
You're looking for this person.
DUMB
Hey Kano, what *accidentally stabbed in the face*
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Out of Bounds
Ahhhhhh!!!!
*Basketball eats head*
Be in gorge or nookie krabs era running star!
Needs moar friendship.
Gah, no, NOOOOOOOO!
SPLAT! (is stepped on)
OG Troper
...
*massive Nose Bleed*
edited 14th Oct '09 1:22:55 AM by JethroQWalrustitty
the statement above is false
I Feel... Happy...
Lurker
Hey, what's this creepy statue here? I'm sure it won't hurt if I just close my eyes for a min *disappears*
State of Mind
"Ice Creaaaaaaaaam!"
Is trampled to death.
"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim
Dracula
has his neck snapped and then is drained of blood
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?
resident moonatic
.*gets jugular artery scratched out*
You're looking for this person.
frij;o4;e[lt$(J)"{$JGTRn;4ge/]se|{P>#DW<DFV),
Eclipse the Moon
My Avatar killed me by showing me other Anime B movies and making me die from laughter.
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Gets thrown off Big Ben and is shot in the chest on the way down so that the hole will match up with a flag pole on the ground and my dead corpse will smear the Union Jack with blood and gore.
A Clone
.*Is reading Gunnerkrigg Court. Sees Kat and Annie hug. Yuri Bifocals explode killing me in the process.*
Look, Aon here was able to orgasm by meditating. That should be proof, you know. - Onee-sama
*falls victim to an unbelievably convuleted Xanatos Roulette*
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
resident moonatic
.*gets a spine-snapping slap*
You're looking for this person.
DUMB
*killed Data Drained by dumbbell*
edited 18th Oct '09 5:15:26 PM by Tzetze
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I'm not sure how this is supposed to work? I guess AM could drop it on me from a huge height? I don't really see why that would happen tSPLAT
edited 18th Oct '09 5:18:23 PM by ~
aka Venhax
Gets shot in the head from two different directions
Elite Soldier
*rally car suffers high-speed rollover crash, landing on my head*
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
Not axe crazy I swear
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ HELIX
Crap. *Is taken home* (Other bloodier Rena deaths have been taken already)
edited 18th Oct '09 10:47:15 PM by neobowman
*Begins choking* Computer chips...not...*hack*...edible...*dies*
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?