The Official Bad Puns Topic

This only works if you understand Spanish.

Edited by alnair20aug93 on Apr 29th 2023 at 1:27:00 AM

For those who don't get it, Pie in Spanish means foot, but it's pronounced Pee-Eh.

A classic false friend between Spanish and English.

Oops, duplicate post. Sorry! X_x

Edited by MyFinalEdits on Apr 28th 2023 at 4:17:49 AM

That is…blursed.

Speaking of MLP: FIM, here’s a little something: what do you get when Diamond Tiara’s mom has the face of a dog? Spoiled Bitch!

Edited by Segal991 on Apr 28th 2023 at 2:35:37 AM

What do you call a hippie who comes out as gay?

A Flower Child blossoming into a Fruit.

How do you gauge the rotation of a wrap? With a gyro-scope

Edited by AxolotlFan on May 9th 2023 at 9:39:56 AM

Which Pokemon should you be wary of?

The one that wants to Pikachu.

A man with blue eyes with a golden voice wearing a pink suit. Hes...

Filthy Frank Sinatra

Want to hear a tree joke? Nah, I'll leaf it alone. It just goes over everyone's heads...

Who is the Swedish Chef's favorite hockey player? Ray Borque Borque Borque!

What is the relationship between St. Louis and Mcdonald's?

Arch-enemies

A pun is punny, but a foolhardy is hard to laugh at.

What's the favorite song of Internet trolls?

The Lullaby.

EDIT: Why is the H in What capitalized nine times out of ten I write it?! T_T

Edited by MyFinalEdits on Jun 7th 2023 at 11:23:12 AM

A movie is coming out about the past of the creator of the graph.

It's his origin story.

I still don't know why Slavic languages are passionately shouting at this medieval dress. It remains a mystery.

Edited by alnair20aug93 on Jun 15th 2023 at 10:47:47 PM

Someone tried to pay me with a giant statue of Nic Cage carved out of driftwood. I told them my mother always told me not to take any wooden Nicolas.

What do you call a Vietnamese cafe stop along the German highway?

Autobahn mi.

If Bruce Wayne was Slavic, he'd be

BLYATMAN

When salmon's around, prepare to have a lox of fun

Safe crackers are so good at dancing
They can pop and lock

Edited by AxolotlFan on Jul 8th 2023 at 6:55:42 AM

A female metalworker dropped her welder by accident.

Now she has TIG bits.

Why is Gabe the Dog the Swedish Chef's favorite internet sensation? Because he says "bork bork bork"!

Edited by AxolotlFan on Oct 2nd 2023 at 12:34:13 PM

I wonder if OutKast have watched The Room (2003), and Andre sang the film title in Japanese?

I don't know if bored Japanese students doodle penises with pens in their notebooks.

Remind them to don't waste ink, 'kay?