The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

You don't. Idiot.

Simple.

Die.

Get reincarnated as dolphin. Frolic and fornicate with other dolphins.

DUH.

7

it's opposite day so 7.

wait no that's not opposite day that's flip day

eh close enough

7

"ozzy there's no such thing as flip day"

shut up voice in my head I can make up stupid days if I want to.

Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of every day's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for right.

-stares-

-chews an ear-

I told Dusty last night that I was going to eat her ear. I then proceeded to put my lips up against said ear and say "nom nom nom", then I smooched the ear instead.

I like Dusty's little ears. They are cute. And soft. Hence why I only play bite her little ears by putting my lips on them and saying "nom nom nom".

Anyway...

*starts throwing pieces of produce into the Heap*

(wonders what pun the heap told)

Nah, this is fresh produce. For eating or something. Here. *tosses Will a banana*

*stands back to observe who takes what produce-wise*

got any rude vegetables

I think there's some snarky celery over there. *points, writes down some sort of note on pad of paper*

how about offensive fruit?

Here, have an annoying orange. :P

Which lead to the foundation of self-defense classes against it. ;P

Watch out for the ASDF guy.

Edited by Demetrios on Mar 24th 2019 at 7:43:11 AM

whats ASDF

A funny and weird YouTube show, and here's one part of it. XD

coool

how do you not know what asdfmovie is and why didn't you throw me any suicidal muffins in with the produce

I L O T S of things but not A l l the things

asdf is very thingish

also muffins are not produce but that could be potentially thingish so I'll allow it *throws some*

finally some good muffins *cue background music*

hmm... *takes down a bunch of notes*

I'll get back to this later. For now, I'm going to get offline and will be back in the morning.

But not before I do this! *places a mini particle accelerator thingy in the Heap* For Science! you know. I'll be back to check on it in the morning and see if anyone's pointed it at an apple or something.

...or something...