The post above yours offends you in some way. Tell us how.
edited 5th Jul '10 10:02:52 AM by DragonQuestZ
It offends me that you sandwich posted.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Heya there! I'm West.
You critiziced a sandwich poster.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
You mentioned a sandwich poster.
my current job
So did you, while claiming mentions of sandwich posting offends you. Pick a stance and stick with it!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mighty demon dog-thing
Your statement implies people should only follow absolutes, that is always a terrible idea
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Dagded Dujardin
Only a Sith deals in absolutes!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
I am offended because I am a Sith.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
I am offended that you are using information from a franchise I am unfamiliar with.
Edited by KeironCioran on Mar 23rd 2019 at 8:04:45 AM
The Video Guy
I'm offended you didn't get the Star Wars reference. STAR WARS! How could you not get that?
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Jaded Techie Fox
I'm offended that you think everyone should have watched Star Wars. Maybe some people haven't, you don't know their lives!
Trust you? The only person I can trust is myself.
Well, what about those articles that say "Top 12 films you need to see before you die!"? Huh?
Mona Megistus!
I'm offended you let him get you offended over something like that.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The Video Guy
I'm offended you think there's reasons not to get offended.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
I'm offended by you thinking that nobody can get offended by nothing.
Mona Megistus!
I'm offended because nothing is real.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The Ice Queen
I'm offended because I exist, therefore I'm real!
Jaded Techie Fox
I'm offended that you aren't even considering the possibility of the simulation hypothesis being a thing, thus meaning none of us actually exist and we're not real!
Trust you? The only person I can trust is myself.
A Kitsune Balancing Act
I'm offended that you don't consider that I think, therefore I am.
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
I'm offended that you don't think I'm thou and yet thou art I.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
I'm offended that I wasn't the first person to make all these pseudo-philosophical posts.
Mona Megistus!
I'm offended by your unoriginality.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The Video Guy
I'm offended because originality is over rated, according to Hollywood.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
A Kitsune Balancing Act
I'm offended that you get your advice from Hollywood.
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
I'm offended that Hollywood of all things is the topic of discussion now.
Fine. It's the next page. Happy now?
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.