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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
DonZabu Since: May, 2009
#12352: May 14th 2010 at 10:07:17 PM

I constantly strive to understand everything, and usually succeed. But despite the best of my efforts, I cannot, for the life of me, understand Het Is Ew.

"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#12353: May 14th 2010 at 10:10:49 PM

I think they're letting their preference for homoerotica to overpower their reason.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Weissritter Super Fighting Robot Since: May, 2010
Super Fighting Robot
#12354: May 14th 2010 at 10:10:54 PM

Drag an HDTV into the middle of a local park, find a way to hook it up, and just sit there playing Half Life 2 for a while. Someone should fall into your lap eventually.

That'd have the world's nerd population at my beck and call, sure, but I don't think it'd address my original problem!

Cynics are optimists that have become used to disappointment.
Zephid Since: Jan, 2001
#12355: May 14th 2010 at 10:13:48 PM

Not to mention all of the problems that would arise in carrying out such a screwball plot.

I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#12356: May 15th 2010 at 8:22:22 AM

You know, it is a little funny that Cuba is closer to the continental US than Hawaii is.

jseblan WARGARGARBL from that one place Since: Dec, 2009
WARGARGARBL
#12357: May 15th 2010 at 8:25:26 AM

I wonder what would have happened if Cuba had been a State but not Hawaii.

I HAVE BIG TEETH FOR CHEWING
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#12358: May 15th 2010 at 8:27:19 AM

SHIT WOULD GET REAL.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Mapi "keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?" from Sakurakou Keionbu Since: Aug, 2011
"keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?"
#12359: May 15th 2010 at 8:28:08 AM

Obviously, no Cuban Missile Crisis. Fidel Castro would have no home base.

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#12360: May 15th 2010 at 8:29:41 AM

He’d just be some dude in a raft in the middle of the ocean, and every once in a while people on the mainland would get creamed by a baseball and have no idea where it came from.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
Kuiper [insert title here] from over to the right. Since: May, 2009
[insert title here]
#12361: May 15th 2010 at 8:30:17 AM

-Yawn- If only I knew how to create Soda out of thin air. Then I'd be happy. -___-

Hey! Read my fanfic: Here
Mapi "keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?" from Sakurakou Keionbu Since: Aug, 2011
"keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?"
#12362: May 15th 2010 at 8:30:33 AM

^^ That is win. :P

edited 15th May '10 8:31:17 AM by Mapi

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Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#12363: May 15th 2010 at 8:32:29 AM

waii

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
jseblan WARGARGARBL from that one place Since: Dec, 2009
WARGARGARBL
#12364: May 15th 2010 at 8:40:35 AM

@Mapi: Japan would probably have invaded Hawaii during WW 2 though.

edited 15th May '10 8:40:58 AM by jseblan

I HAVE BIG TEETH FOR CHEWING
Cliche Since: Dec, 1969
#12365: May 15th 2010 at 9:37:36 AM

The fundamental flaw of Girls Need Role Models is that you cannot create a character that will appeal to everyone, as how much the audience likes a character depends on their own individual personalities. Some people just aren't another's type.

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#12366: May 15th 2010 at 9:58:38 AM

 Probably too stupid for the angst thread

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#12367: May 15th 2010 at 11:12:59 AM

I wish I didn't have a stutter.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#12368: May 15th 2010 at 11:13:59 AM

I think you can take speech therapy for that.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Weissritter Super Fighting Robot Since: May, 2010
Super Fighting Robot
#12369: May 15th 2010 at 11:14:39 AM

I wish my voice weren't so deep. Most people like it, but I don't.

Cynics are optimists that have become used to disappointment.
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#12370: May 15th 2010 at 11:16:53 AM

I didn't always have one, that's why it gets me. When my last baby tooth fell out (2 years ago, yeah, yeah, I know) the replacement came in weird, I have a bizarre buzzing noise when I talk, it makes me unintelligible 95% of the time.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#12371: May 15th 2010 at 11:18:04 AM

I'm not sure anymore if I actually had a stutter, or if that was just how they classified my unnamed disfluency. (I lose focus of what I'm saying and start stammering. With therapy, it's become just a high amount of "ums" and "uhs," or if I'm consciously fighting it, throat-clearings.)

I'm not even sure if I had vowel troubles. I had TH -> F early on, and I think some R -> W.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#12372: May 15th 2010 at 11:19:34 AM

If I posted like I talked, my posts would read something like this.

The quick brown fozz jumzz over the lazzzy dog

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#12373: May 15th 2010 at 2:33:58 PM

I've been watching reruns of The Twilight Zone. I'm suprised at how entertaining it is.

Kill all math nerds
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#12374: May 15th 2010 at 3:49:41 PM

I just realized that while I truly hate angst-fests of fiction, a lot of my settings are truly Grimdark.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Lazarus Almost hobo from anywhere Since: Nov, 2009
Almost hobo
#12375: May 15th 2010 at 3:57:42 PM

I'm surprised at my irritation with the fact that my mother took her boyfriend to the hospital, but never gave a fuck about my health.

After listening to the dicks, pussies and assholes monologue in Team America, I could think about one thing only: "You are what you eat."

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