Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. They writhe with maggots.

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I wish for Everybody Edits making a comeback.

Remind me to kill that annoying speaker

Granted, it's very short lived at two days

I wish for a bubble blowing competition to occur

Granted, the bubbles get too big and trap people in them, suffocating the people.

I wish the troper below legally obtained a large quantity of currency in a way that does not harm them or anyone else.

Granted. That troper uses a portion of that currency to ruin your life, just for the heck of it. Hey, you said the way the currency was acquired wouldn't hurt anyone else. Not what they'd do with it.

I wish I was a succesful tv show writer.

Granted. Every show you write for ends up being Too Good to Last.

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I wish that I had a Steam gift card.

Currently Reading: N/A

Granted, but it's one I cashed in already. Sorry, I just really wanted to play Freedom Planet 2.

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I wish for immunity to all types of poison.

Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?

Granted: It only seems good until need to do surgery. Since anesthetics don't work on you, you're in horrible pain the whole way through.

I wish I was slightly smarter.

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing

Granted. You learn a completely bit of trivia and nothing else.

I wish for another Viva Piñata game.

Granted. It sucks

I wish to be able to alter reality

Granted. You become the genie and are forced to grant wishes for the rest of time.

I wish there was a version of the Wayback Machine that archived absolutely everything that has ever been online.

Granted, now everybody everyone´s darkest secrets, the humanity is coming to its darkest hour... and it will be worse.

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I wish to secrets to be forgotten once learned.

Granted. You learn literally every bit of information in the world all at once, causing you to go braindead from overflow, and as a result, forgetting that information once you learned it.

I wish all damages to my house were instantly repaired.

granted. your house is destroyed by vultures every morning. it takes all day until it is repaired and when it is repaired the vultures will be back.

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i wish to be trapped in A Fate Worse Than Death. im getting kinda bored lately

from here on out, it's all bee puns and 16th century humor without historical context

Granted, it's worse than death for 5 excruciating but not extended seconds. Hey the genie can he nice

I wish for everyone to become flat earthers

Granted. It turns out that the Earth really is flat. This is so out-of-line with physics and causality that reality collapses into a worm hole.

I wish I could fly.

You are given an airplane ticket for a time convenient for you.

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I wish for the revival of extinct flora and fauna that could only grow up to the size of a small domestic cat.

Granted, now for some reason they can grow larger

I wish the genie got a food he likes

Granted. The genie's favorite food is your liver.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep every night.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.

Granted: You now pass out in a coma every time you go to sleep, and you can't wake up until at least 8 hours have passed. The genie decides to use this opportunity to rob your house blind.

I wish that I will win every future conflict I will have.

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing

Granted. If you ever have a moment of doubt, both halves of you will be unable to lose, locking you in an eternal internal conflict.

I wish that if I ever start a business, it will be successful no matter what the venture is.

Granted, you will commit crime to be successful and go to jail, the venture will still be successful

I wish I went to prison as a guard

Granted: you are put in charge of guarding the prison of the The Beast Of The Apocalyspe, unable to leave until Armageddon, lest he break out of prison to destroy mankind on his own terms.

I wish I had a plushie of my favorite character.

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing

Granted. Unfortunately, it's a Malevolent Sentient Plushie.

I wish there were a page for the Arabel and Mortimer series on this wiki.

Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.

Granted, it is terribly written.

I wish I was less itchy.

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

Granted, the itchy part falls off

I wish for more great full Undertale fan games