Granted. It's one of those always-online singleplayer games, on a daily subscription-based system. Paying the equivalent of a monthly subscription only gets you the first 20% of the game, and it only escalates from there.
I wish I could inhale toxic materials and have no ill effects on my body whatsoever.
Edited by AtlasStratus on Jun 19th 2019 at 5:49:48 PM
Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.Granted, no ill effects from the toxic materials. But evil scientists dissect you to figure out how you can inhale toxic materials with no ill effects.
I wish my back didn't keep itching.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted. You can't feel any itching over all the intense pain
I wish I had the infinity gauntlet with all the infinity stones
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The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted, but Thanos shows up, kills you, and steals it before you get the the chance to snap your fingers.
I wish that playing with boy would come up with more creative ways to corrupt wishes than "it sucks".
Stupid doomed timeline...Granted, but the power of their corruption wishes turns them into Genie!Jafar, and no wish will ever be pure again.
I wish to become a magical BOY.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted! You become a destructive magical non-binary entity resembling a young male human. Also you have so much destructive magic you have to release all that magic every 20 seconds and also you're immortal so you inevitably become the only thing left in the omniverse that you'll also inevitably destroy.
I wish I was Daring Do for a day.
Granted, you’re in The Writing on the Wall.
I wish I could have a fan.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted! They're a stalker fan. An immortal stalker fan. Also a yandere. Also you become immortal and you have to deal with them even after the universe dies.
I wish for a genie who is fluent in every living language that exists on Planet Earth.
Ok, but he'll still corrupt and twist your wishes in every single language that exists. And insults you in all of them, which you're forced to sit and listen to until he finishes. This might take a while, so I hope you're comfortable...
I wish that tonight I will have a pleasant dream about kittens, in which nothing bad happens to either me or any of the kittens.
Stupid doomed timeline...Granted!
Something bad happens to everything else and the Earth explodes, but at least you and the kittens are fine.
I wish to be the best at telling meta jokes.
Granted! Now that all sentient life in the universe except for you is dead, you're the best at telling meta jokes by default.
I wish to know exactly how to solve any problem I come across.
The true power of a human being is measured by their ability to initiate a Mexican wave.Granted - you Go Mad from the Revelation as every problem and every possible solution flood into your brain.
I wish I had a tree that didn't aggravate my allergies.
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48Granted. The tree doesn't aggravate your allergies, but it is sentient. And it hates you.
I wish I could animate.
Granted! The universe dies so now you can animate your own universe with no real friends.
I wish I could throw parties like Pinkie Pie.
Granted, everyone hates your parties.
I wish to play Cuphead.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. The game crashes right when you get to the best part.
Here's a simple one. I wish I could be Caitlin Snow!
Congrats, you are Caitlin Snow! Complete with memories and personality. Good job.
I wish for a T-Doll I can maintain at a low cost, and who follows my orders without any hitches.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Granted. It corrupts your orders, though.
I wish for this potato to die!
Granted! You and the potato get run over by a train.
I wish I never had nightmares.
Granted. You are unable to see it, because potatoes are not sapient. And it’s still delicious.
I wish for more genies.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Granted. None of them grants you wishes
I wish I could walk on water
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted, but you sink on dry land.
I wish for super reflexes.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.Granted. You can react fast enough to try to catch a speeding bullet, but it tears up your hand anyway.
I wish I didn't have to pay extra money at train stations to buy the same food I can get at supermarkets.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted - all train station food is now free Meals Ready to Eat! Enjoy.
I wish humans had evolved from cats instead of primates....
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48
I wish a good Superman game was released in the US, not cancelled, and fully playable.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!