Granted. Enjoy life as a human air conditioner.
I wish for the ability to execute a controlled teleport without error.
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...Granted. Due to being controlled, your enemies eventually predict where you're going and ambush you right as you appear.
I wish I was an Abyssal that sides with the Admiral.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Granted, but the ship girls declare you an enemy and defect en masse.
I wish Windows ME made a comeback.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted. It costs more than your yearly income
I wish for immunity to the cold
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGratned but you're now deadly allergic to every other disease.
I wish for a sandwich, in a plate, without poisons or any nasty stuff.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted. Since you said "in a plate", however, a plate will be made around the sandwich. How do you eat it? Hell if I know.
I wish colorful hair dye lasted longer than 8-10 weeks.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted, but now it lasts for the rest of eternity and you've just dyed your hair a colour you don't like. You can't dye it back.
I wish for a hybrid of an elephant and a rhino.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted. It's a Rhino-phant, a giant animal made out of Body Horror.
I wish I could drive a car up a steep wall without any problems.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Granted, but it can't go over nor across the wall.
I wish for N-Word Privileges to be abolished from society.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted. A replacement word is made that's just as effective as the previous word.
I wish Netorare didn't exist.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Granted. Just granted.
I wish I didn't get tired so easily.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted. You become tired even more easily
I wish for world class martial-art abilities
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted. Problem is, that doesn't necessarily mean you have the body for them, and promptly die from over-exertion. Woops.
I wish I had a M60.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Granted. Due to how untrained you are, you eventually end up crippling yourself due to your lack of gun safety experience.
I wish I could break the fourth wall.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Granted. You get sued for property damage
I wish for more healthy food to taste good
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted. Not only do they all taste good, but they all have the exact same flavor, and no amount of seasoning can save you.
I wish Burger King had better chicken nuggets.
As someone with a fear of worms... AAAAAUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Jan 19th 2019 at 8:06:51 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted, but they are actually made out of worm larvae.
I wish the ice cream machine at McDonald's wasn't always broken.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jan 19th 2019 at 6:04:23 PM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted it is now broken daily for 23 hours and the ice cream tastes worse.
I wish I could find 500 dollars on the street
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted. You finds $500 of Monopoly money on the ground. In a Monopoly game fest.
I wish I could find gum that tasted gooooooooooooood.
Granted, but it glues your mouth shut once you chew it, and being rendered unable to eat anything else or call for help you eventually die of starvation.
I wish for a ket.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted: All media devices you own or will ever own only display Kentucky Educational Television.
I wish I had a chocolate soda.
Edited by TairaMai on Jan 19th 2019 at 6:34:03 PM
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48Granted. It's dumped on your head.
I wish for an Irish drinking song about leaf blowers.
Granted, but it's now stuck in your head forever and you can't get it out. Have fun with your new form of eternal suffering.
I wish for a bucket of water.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted: you have a bucket made of water
*water shaped bucket quickly becomes a puddle*
I wish for a date with an angel....
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48
Granted, but it can't even do 50 on the flat.
I wish for cool superpowers.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?