Corrupt-a-wish.

It was granted you aren't sick but have no arms or legs I want a pony

Granted. It has rabies.

I wish for a potato that's not rotten.

Granted; you get a rancid potato.

I wish public schools in the United States adequately taught kids up to the level of calculus by middle school.

Granted, but the teachers in all of the other subjects are Drill Sergeant Nasties.

I wish I wasn't such a night owl.

You now fall asleep instantly the moment the sun sets.

I wish someone would post in this thread.

Granted. I shared a terrible avatar with you.

I wish I had done the idea I just came up with for a better corruption: Literally just posting in that thread, and not actually playing the game.

I steal your avatar anyway.

I wish I had more brain.

Granted. Enjoy your box full of brains!

I wish I could do all my homework perfectly in 30 minutes

Granted!

30 minutes after due time that is....

I wish Carmen Arisegui was back at the radio.

Granted. But you'd now wish it wasn't, as it is really bad.

I wish I could stop time without causing any paradox or being unable to make it flow back to normal (a.k.a. getting stuck in the stopped time dimension)

Granted, you can "stop time" from advancing, but time doesn't actually "advance" anyway, as it's really just a fourth dimension fundamentally no different from a spatial dimension; things move through it, but it does not itself move. So in other words, your brand new superpower does absolutely nothing.

I wish for a nice pair of casual shoes, because all I have right now are really grungy casual shoes and really fancy nice shoes, and nothing in between for, say, business casual.

Granted. They are not your size.

I wish I could emit light

Granted you emit waves of infra red light that are invisble to the human eye.

I wish my next wish only had drawbacks to evil people.

Granted but it didn't make sense.

I wish people would join the avatar arena thread

Granted, you are banned for the arena though.

I wish my next wish corruption didn't affect me.

Granted, it affects the grounds/floors you walk on, indirectly affecting you anyway.

I wish to be immune to sunburns and Blinded by the Light.

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! You Bastard!!

edited 19th Mar '15 12:56:42 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Granted now there is no light at all for you. You know live in darkness... and unable to watch pretty cure.

I wish for a pretty cure/steven universe crossover.

Granted, The love becomes so toxic, the entire casts of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure had to be the hazmat team, and all of the afforementioned shows' ratings plummet for it.

I wish I hadn't sandwiched in that awesome corruption.

edited 19th Mar '15 1:05:45 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Granted, but you get ninja'd the next time you corrupt a wish.

I wish the next Atomas bug- and glitch-fixing update would include all the elements of the periodic table.^note It's a game where you fuse atoms to make new ones, climbing up the table, but it skipped over a lot of elements.

Granted, but the game file is now too large to function.

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with food (without going too far in the opposite direction).

granted now you are just obsessed with eating (as in verb) but not the food itself.

I wish we could post images on tv tropes form external sites.

We all get one million viruses as a result.

I wish poop was more popular.

Granted, "Pain Out Of Proportion" (yes, that is a thing) is now more popular: many people hurt a lot more than they should. Including yourself.

I wish football referees always made the right call.

Granted, and I'm feeling generous, so I'll exaggerate your wish: They, and everyone else, make the "right call" to abolish American football. It utterly ceases to be a thing. It is no longer played, it no longer generates enough revenue to fund a self-contained middling-sized country, its practitioners are no longer treated like celebrities, the Superbowl is no longer practically a national holiday in the US, and all historical records of it are purged and burned.

Soccer's cool, though. And now everyone calls it "football", as they should.

I wish for tomorrow to be the best day ever.

edited 20th Mar '15 11:16:23 AM by SolipSchism

Granted! Just a catch. "Tommorow" by definition is not the present, therefore you won't have a perfect day.

I wish for the coolest avatar gallery.