The noodle incident

I still think it's a bad idea, even though I know that that serial hit and run stork is just an outlier

Please do 't remind me of him. He's the reason I can't wear flip-flops anymore.

At least you can wear socks, though, right? Or did you lose your socks to the Sock-Eating Monster too?

Wait, the Sock-Eating Monster was REAL all along? Oh I have to rub that in SO many people's faces... starting with that one barista.

Yeah, it's real. RIP to those poor trees.

Whose idea was it to plant an orchard right in the middle of a major highway?

Edited by WestTxTapper on Mar 14th 2020 at 10:49:54 AM

I think the bigger question here is why did they build a major highway in the middle of "This Is An Orchard And Nothing Else" Orchard?

And then they called the highway "This is a Highway and Nothing Else" Highway,

I hate the overly descriptive naming sense people have adopted after the incident with the inappropriately named Sea of Razor Sharp Rock Spires I mean I get they do it because they want to avoid confusion but still it was literally the inappropriately named Sea of Razor Sharp Rock Spires, that should have been a hint to the fact there weren't any Razor Sharp Rock Spires

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Mar 15th 2020 at 10:27:28 AM

And of course people still tried to jump into the inappropriately named Sea of Super Soft Giant Pillows, which was full of razor sharp rock spires. That's how my uncle died.

The 14 pounds of LSD and the 2 bags of duct tape certainly didn't help, though.

All you're accomplishing is reminding me that I wanna travel across the south because of that incident with the podcaster who can read.

Hey, better to have the exception be a podcaster that can read rather than it being a podcaster that doesn't use autotune. I'm starting to think the dolphins were right in starting a war over that...

But I don't want the music. I'm still cautious after that stunt the alien pulled in December.

Are you referring to the time Superman painted the White House green and strung lights all over it, or the time Chewbacca rode a lion on the Eiffel Tower?

No, he means the time Ford Prefect painted dandelions on a dead dolphin while dancing deliriously to Debussy in Denver.

Actually I'm referring to the time the wolf had comments about snow.

That statue had it coming!

I still believe that the statue was framed. By the painting.

Stop with the puns. Do you want to attract the slow clapping aliens? We just barely managed to get rid of them before the time limit ran out and one of us still died.

And we were this close to getting the end-of-level bonus. Do you have any idea how many points it's going to take to earn another extra life?!

We could always ask the speedrunning octopus to help us again...assuming he forgives us.

Edited by burinnu on Mar 16th 2020 at 10:21:18 AM

Are you saying that whole business in Istanbul might be for nothing?

Edited by WestTxTapper on Mar 16th 2020 at 9:28:31 AM

I hope not. Those violins are non-refundable you know.

Not to mention the literal farmer's market we had to get through. The ondes Martenot music that was playing the whole time didn't help.