The worst afterlife is the hell that makes you think it's heaven, then slowly, insidiously turns. Or so I hear, I've never been there, obviously.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.... You sure? Because that sounds an awful lot like this world.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.No, this world's slightly better; why else do you think an angry wizard turned me into a clone of Killer Frost while I was at an anime convention?
Was that at the con with the murderous bee, or the one where we had to fight off that army of living chess pieces?
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Nov 6th 2018 at 7:42:12 PM
The chess pieces. The bee was at the SCI-FI convention, remember?
I've still got the white queen as a sex slave... Shit, did I say that out loud?
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.She prefers to be called Emma Frost now. Do you want to be Welcomed to Die, just like Dazzler?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Wait, I thought that was caused by the Penguin Mutiny of 1974? What does that have to do with anything?
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideIt has to do with everything.
... I literally JUST SAID not to mess with causality. Did you learn NOTHING from the Invisible Pink Unicorn's visit?!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Does that include retrocausality? Because I may have caused past me to make better choices and rethink his life.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*I would assume so,Also when you mean rethink his life, what exactly did he do? because I'm not fighting another elder god until the end of the month.
Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200Tell me about it. After last time, I never want to see another pair of tap shoes again.
Could be worse, I still have catapult nightmares about the thing with the pens the 65th one we fought did.
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Nov 8th 2018 at 8:00:43 PM
Something tells me neither of you have ever had to deal with the polynomial division machine. Oh, what one tiny little error can do... I'll be seeing Zalgo text in my nightmares for the rest of my life!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideAt least we got rid of Victor Hugo's ghost...Man, he did not know how to write a short sentence!
But it was his verbosity that ran the time machine. Short sentences could only jump a few minutes in time, but Hugo? Centuries, millennia even.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Millennia of doom and despair, that is. Damn you secret agent angels and your pussy-ass golden harps...
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideThe angels I encountered were always Eldritch Abominations. What kind of Fluffy Cloud Heaven have you been dealing with?
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*No, it was the kind involving magical pigs with broomsticks and Napalm. Not sure what kind of heaven that is, exactly, but you get what I mean.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideIt wasn't heaven at all, none of it. It was all alternate universes, and I think the one you're thinking about is the one where only the evil die young, and rock stars live forever. Unless they're evil rock stars, that's where things get a bit fuzzy.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Oh really? Then explain where those chameleons with razor-blade parasol came from? Or the sour milk spills?
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideOh, that was from Louis XIV's visit. That dude knows how to PAR-TAY!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Those aren't even the worst of the afterlives. I was sent to one where the local god was a computer. A computer. I spent a long time there. And yes, the punishments were ironic.