Well, in order to hold that much jell-o...
I'm still trying to figure out where the marmots came from. Whose bright idea were they?
I don't know; I think the dolphin requested them?
The guy who sold them to me said they were trained! I had no idea that they going to flip the fuck out when the barber quartet came in.
Ah, the noodle incident. The day Calvin went too far...
edited 10th Apr '10 12:16:31 PM by EasyCure
Ah, the barber quartet. The blond one still owes me a new pair of panties.
edited 10th Apr '10 1:12:48 PM by AgentNomnomJayden
I just want to know why all those porn stars attended the funeral.
Probably for the same reason as the Mimes.
The mimes were just there for the oatmeal.
Well, they thought it was oatmeal...
No, that's the Big-Lipped Alligator Moment.
Was the monkey wearing Spartan armor really necessary? :/

AUGH! I had leftovers of that for breakfast the next morning!
Did you gain any strange powers?
We're still not sure what that was...
Well, I heard a girl boobies got bigger, but it could be a allergic reaction.

We're still not sure what that was...
No, but slender man did come to my front door and asked me directions to the local pizza place. I don't know why he would go there, the pizza is shitty.
edited 10th Apr '10 2:54:09 PM by MedicoreNed

Yes. Don't you remember what happened the day before? Y'know, when I took that dare?
@Ned: I think he was looking for the noodle. Last I heard it was at the pizza place.
Regardless of what anyone else says, I think the part with the fire and the babies was hilarious.
Your Noodle Incident has nothing on the wishbolly.
Alright, I promise I didn't bring the crusaders or the swamis there. But the Hindu androids? Yeah, I thought they'd be good company.
I didn't know about any of it until I saw it on the South Korean news. You really pissed their Prime Minister off.
Man, that was awesome. Do you think Arnie's gonna want his weed back, 'cause I think we used it all and thought that those things were happening.
Look, I know it was Tuesday, but did the bucket have to be that big?