If something crazy or illegal happens at the offices of Trope Co., they are to be logged here.
Persons of Interest
if you need a reference.
Thomas Flyswatter if he was a lime
9/27/22
Yeah...If all the bathrooms get messed up we'll have to crap on the floor, and I don't want this place to smell even worse than it already does.
- Moe
Once upon a time, there was a Limey. He was not slimy, he was just finey!
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
9/27/22
Oh that reminds me, Mayuri Kurotsuchi found a cure for the Scarlet Rot... unfortunately he also stole several decades of research from us. You win some you lose some, I guess. Anyways, I'm sending it over to our Lands Between Branch, soon Malenia will be in charge. Probably alongside Miquella whenever we find him...
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
??/??/????
I'm still stuck in what I can only call "the time void".
~Oopity
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
9/27/22
If only we could find a way to swap your position with the Bobs'... hm...
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
You Could Use some Imagination
9/27/22
We still have that teleporter but there's a high chance you might transform into a Pokemon if we use it. Then again, you're already a cat-person.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
9/27/2022
We accidentally made an intelligent giant spider, despite strict protocols to prevent this from happening. Fortunately, she just seems to want to put on makeup and dye her hair.
Strepsirrhine of DOOM!
9/27/22
We'd better get these time issues resolved quickly. I went into my office to find a blue police box sitting next to my desk. A woman in rainbow suspenders stepped out, took a look around, said "Nope!" and went back inside, and the box disappeared.
-apocalemur
Tidesson Son of the staves of time
The World's Least Powerful Man
4/20/69
A big dude just shoved an Inquisition badge in my face and demanded to know where "That fucker Bob is." It had a clock in the middle.
-Dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
??/??/????
I highly doubt the Mötley Crüe poster Pogakure mentioned uses the same mechanics as the all gender bathroom. The machine Bob used to do that is in Foundation custody, and has no power supply.
~Oopity
??/??/????
I just refreshed the incident log page and now I only see reports up until September 14th.
~Oopity
??/??/????
One more refresh and I'm not seeing anything after last Christmas.
~Oopity
??/??/????
I refreshed the page again. There's now only one post made to the incident log:
This is a test of the functionality of the new online incident log. If you see this message, everything's working perfectly and you may post incident reports here.
-Steven
I'm well aware that the void is sending me back in time in a way, and I'm pretty sure this may be my last post to the log before I will no longer be able to access it.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 27th 2022 at 1:30:16 PM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
28/9/22
Construction on the New and Better Arcade is coming along great! Except... who stole the weeb rhythm games? Those were supposed to be an inportant part of it!
~Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"
The World's Least Powerful Man
05/21/68
You know, I did wonder why there was a DDR cabinet in my office. You can have it back after I beat Butterfly.
-Dvorak
Edited by dvorak on Sep 28th 2022 at 8:17:44 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
9/28/22
Well I have good news and bad news. The first good news is that I may have found a spell to free you guys from your temporal paradox... the bad news is that it requires ingredients harvested from several inter-dimensional God Beasts...
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
A/MO/GUS
I don't care. Do it. I'm going insane as I click all the tiny little crew mates on the keyboard-aw, did I hurt you, e?
~CardboardBot
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
9/28/22
If you say so. It'll have to wait a few days tho. Cornelia, my Agarthan Secretary, is taking a vacation. Something about killing an alien monstrosity, I dunno. She'll be back in a couple days.
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
The Lamb
AU/ST/RALIUM
I'LL DO IT
-J 0 8
Praise the Lamb!
The World's Least Powerful Man
5/21/68
Stock up on BFG's at Defic before you go.
-Dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The Lamb
Y/E/AH
I AM SO READY FOR THIS!
Praise the Lamb!
You Could Use some Imagination
FO/DL/AN
Sothis just took off. Something about "saving her idiot daughter and idiot best friend."
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
9/28/22
Oh Lord... Cornelia better escape I swear, without her HR would be 10x worse... and it already sucks.
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
You Could Use some Imagination
?/?/????
I'm gonna get that bitch shot in the face!
-Sothis
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
9/29/22
Well I have news. Its both good and bad, really just depends on who you ask. Bald!Bob touched our experimental reset switch and caused a bunch of shit to get Retcon'd. I'm trying to figure out what we lost, but basically so much shit got lost, it might as well be a month ago. Everyone still exists, thankfully, but its like nothing happened? I dont even think anyone else remembers what happened...
~Archsage
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
The Lamb
9/29/22
The last vestiges of my Australium let me remember a lot... this sucks, but I know where to get Australium now!
-J08888888888888888
Praise the Lamb!
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
9/29/2022
I think I figured out how far back the switch took us. The all gender bathroom still leads to that Seussian wonderland, Remy is still a 'bunny girl', but there appears to only be one Bob now. I think this puts us around the time of the monthly meeting. That was on the 13th. At least we still have the log of the past sixteen days.
~Oopity
9/29/2022
I just heard a loud crashing sound. Bob just chucked a pumpkin through the break room.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Sep 29th 2022 at 2:37:06 PM
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
The World's Least Powerful Man
09/29/22
How'd he fit that thing inside?
-Dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
9/27/22
Luke from Sales reported that he got sucked into an alternate dimension through a Mötley Crüe poster taped to a mirror in the 11th floor men's bathroom. When we managed to retrieve him, he was dressed like an 80's glam rocker - flowing locks and all - and he smelled strongly of cigarettes and hairspray.
Requesting for an MTF to be sent in there for a full on investigation. I swear to god, if we have another All Gender Bathroom incident on our hands...
-Pogakure
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